Todays Weather Rainy, Sunny, Overcast...its all good.... The Steel City’s Finest Fake News The Times of Pittsburgh April 7, 2002 GRADUATION!! Nicholas Owens has started work on his Bachelor’s of Science in Graphic Design at the Art Institute of Pittsburgh. He will graduate in JUNE, 2003. LETS GIVE HIM A GREAT JOB IN A HIGH TECH INDUSTRY, OK! ...........The Editor Nicholas Owens at his apartment after Graduation HUMAN HEAD SCARE The Times had reported previously that a human head had been found on one of the bridges in Pittsburgh by a bike messanger. This has turned out to be untrue, and may have just been a discarded Wendy’s bag. Again, we apologize for our previous story. Pittsburgh, PA December 14th, 2001 Nicholas Owens, 20, of Belpre, Ohio has graduated with an Associates’ degree in Graphic Design from the Art Institute of Pittsburgh. Nicholas has already been accepted into the Bachelor’s program at the Art Institute, and has already started on his studies. During the ceremony, a power outage occured that completely blackened the huge Soldier’s and Sailor’s Auditorium. Lucky for Nicholas, his turn to accept his diploma occured long after the emergency generator kicked in.     For two hours before the ceremony, artwork and displays from students were available for viewing both in the main hall and in the balcony areas. Nicholas is majoring in Graphic Design, which emphasizes marketing art for every industry imaginable. Graphic designers work in newspapers, magazines, print houses, and at almost every major manufacturer in the world. Photo courtesy of A and P. This amazing picture illustrates an age old truth. CATS RESIST CAR RIDES. Photo by K. Janeway NICK REPLACES HEAP Belpre, Ohio December, 2001 Nicholas Owens has replaced the heap he was previously driving back and forth to Pittsburgh. The car, a 1987 Isuzu I-Mark, was known as “Rhubarb”. Despite it’s flapping fenders and charming “puff of smoke in the passenger compartment”, it was replaced with a 1993 Pontiac Sunbird in very good condition. Nicholas promises not to ramp the new car, or drive it through farmer’s fields. His father, Arlen, regrets ever telling Nicholas about his own high school ramping experiences in a 1961 Buick Special. Nicholas with his display at Soldier’s and Sailor’s Hall. Students utilize Macintosh computers and advanced graphic programs such as Adobe Illustrator, Photoshop, and Quark Express to generate advertising art. Graphic Designs By Nicholas All FAKE advertisements on this page were generated by Nicholas Owens, Graphic Assassin. Give him a call and offer him a lucrative career !! Nicholas Owens Graphic Assassin