_________________________________________ / -Karaoke- \ | -February 12, 2000- | | Recorded & Edited by Aubrey McMichaels | \___http://pages.prodigy.net/aubreymcm/___/ [Mercado de Dos Palmas, Chez Belle] Quiet piano music accompanies the murmured conversations coming from the tables decorated with unobtrusive elegance. Large non-flowering plants are discreetly arranged throughout the restaurant, providing private niches for romantic candlelight dinners. An inviting salad bar rests in the center of the room, surrounded by formally dressed guests inspecting its fresh and appetizing contents. You also see a wooden archway. Obvious exits: out. *********************************** Allison McGuire asks, "Okay ... Silvana, are you ready?" Silvana StoneSkye exclaims, "Yep!" Silvana StoneSkye hops on to the salad bar, using it as her make-shift stage and uses a piece of celery as her microphone. Silvana StoneSkye tells the guy to dim the lights, and sings quietly. Horribly off-key, Silvana StoneSkye sings: "I can see you, when I close my eyes I hold you in my arms, pretend that you are mine I wanna break trough leave all my memories behind Forget the dream that I will never find" Horribly off-key, Silvana StoneSkye sings: "So cold deep inside Need your attention Somehow" Silvana StoneSkye smiles as the music strikes a haunting note. Horribly off-key, Silvana StoneSkye sings: "Rescue me tonight Heal my broken heart with tenderness and with sweet caress Rescue me tonight Need you here beside me more each day, more than words can say Don't let me stay here waiting Don't make me cry Rescue me tonight" Horribly off-key, Silvana StoneSkye sings: "Strange emotions, all my pride has gone I don't care if I beg I don't care if I'm weak Desperation, that one day you will be here to save my soul Before I fall too deep" Silvana StoneSkye stands from the salad bar and grabs a carrot. Horribly off-key, Silvana StoneSkye sings: "Only fear left inside I hunger for passion Somehow" Horribly off-key, Silvana StoneSkye sings: "Rescue me tonight Heal my broken heart with tenderness and with sweet caress Rescue me tonight Need you here beside me more each day, more than words can say Don't let me stay here waiting Don't make me cry Rescue me tonight" Silvana StoneSkye sniffles as she's sad now, and bows, the music drifting off in to silence. Silvana StoneSkye takes a chomp of the carrot. Silvana StoneSkye says, "Oh.. and that song is Rescue Me Tonight, by Yaki-Da" *********************************** Allison McGuire exclaims, "Okay ... next up ... is Terra!" Terra Brandford says, "Actually Mel" Melanie Alexis grins. Terra Brandford grins. Terra Brandford says, "But yeah." Terra Brandford says, "i'm in her group" Terra Brandford giggles. Terra Brandford says, "Okay." Terra Brandford nods. Melanie Alexis says, "it's Candi, Terra and Sydney and myself" Melanie Alexis grins. Allison McGuire grins. Candi Cane curtsies. Candi Cane grins. Allison McGuire says, "Ah, okay." Melanie Alexis grins. Melanie Alexis cues the mambo music and Candi, Terra and Sydney hurry onto the stage. You see Candi Cane. She appears to be in her early twenties. She stands 5 feet and 11 inches tall and has a muscular build. She has fair skin, long straight ice-blonde hair and grey eyes. Candi seems to be in a happy mood. She looks perfectly healthy! Candi Cane is wearing a fresh rain fragrance, a special edition multi-colored *ROO* brand PBR communicator with silver dials, a tattoo on her hip of a red and white candy cane outlined in silver ink, a grape leather minidress, a slight brushing of blue-grey eyeshadow, a tiny diamond hoop in the upper cartilage of her left ear, a silver navel ring adorned with a tiny butterfly charm, a pitch black expedition-weight backpack, a satin garter, a pair of spiked-heel pumps, a sparkling diamond tiara, a pair of sheer black stockings, and a small red roo tattoo with mischievously sparkling eyes. You see Terra Brandford. She appears to be in her late teens. She stands 5 feet and 8 inches tall and has a trim build. She has tan skin, long straight midnight-black hair and coffee-colored eyes. Terra seems to be in a nervous mood. She looks perfectly healthy! She is holding a peacock feather in her right hand. Terra Brandford is wearing a pair of spiked-heel pumps, some raspberry lipstick, a lacy blue garter, a PBR communicator, a pair of hearts tattoo, a small pearl tiara, an azure leather minidress, a pair of sheer black stockings, a pair of black satin gloves, and a hint of blush on the apples of her cheeks. You see Sydney Thommas. She appears to be in her early twenties. She stands 6 feet and 1 inches tall and has a trim build. She has tan skin, long wavy copper hair and blue-grey eyes. Sydney seems to be in a mad mood. She looks perfectly healthy! Sydney Thommas is wearing a pair of sheer black stockings, a bright pink strawberry-shaped communicator, a pamplemousse fragrance, a soft gold drawstring bag, a blue sticker dispenser, a lacy garter, a metallic blue barbell through her tongue, a small silver tiara, some rainbow toenail polish, a pair of black satin gloves, a cobalt blue feather boa, some midnight black mascara on her eyelashes, a pair of spiked-heel pumps, a silver leather minidress, and a pair of hearts tattoo. You see Melanie Alexis. She appears to be in her early twenties. She stands 5 feet and 8 inches tall and has an average build. She has tan skin, long wavy auburn hair and blue-green eyes. Melanie seems to be in a lonely mood. She looks fairly healthy. Melanie has a minor blunt wound to the left foot, and no more. Melanie Alexis is wearing a tattoo of a black ancient tribal sun on her tummy, a silver hoop in her navel, a black nylon backpack, a diamond-cut silver band communicator, a silver hoop adorned with a blue diamond in the upper cartilage of her left ear, a pair of sheer black stockings, a gold leather minidress, a pair of cat-eye sunglasses, a long fluffy black feathered boa, and a pair of spiked-heel pumps. Melanie Alexis shakes her hips to the music, engaging in a sassy mambo. Slightly off-key, Melanie Alexis sings: "Her name was Lola she was a showgirl With yellow feathers in her hair and a dress cut down to there " Julie McCoy sits down. Candi Cane joins arms with Terra and Sydney. They kick their legs skyward Rockette-style! Slightly off-key, Melanie Alexis sings: "She would She would merengue and do the cha-cha And while she tried to be a star Tony always tended bar" Terra Brandford sashays around on stage, fanning herself with a fan of flamboyant feathers. Slightly off-key, Melanie Alexis sings: "Across the crowded floor they worked from 8 til 4 They were young and they had each other Who could ask for more? " Sydney Thommas grabs Candi in her arms and twirls her around, dipping her dramatically. Slightly off-key, Melanie Alexis sings: "At the Copa Copacabana The hottest spot north of Havana At the Copa Copacabana Music and passion were always the fashion At the Copa....they fell in love. " Candi Cane slips into the audience and begins dancing for... Julia Lowery! Julia Lowery blinks. Slightly off-key, Melanie Alexis sings: "His name was Rico, he wore a diamond He was escorted to his chair, he saw Lola dancing there And when she finished, he called her over But Rico went a bit too far, Tony sailed across the bar" Terra Brandford pulls Julia Lowery onto the stage, leading her in a spicy salsa, then twirls her back to her seat. Melanie Alexis sambas with style and verve! Slightly off-key, Melanie Alexis sings: "And then the punches flew and chairs were smashed in two There was blood and a single gunshot But just who shot who? " Candi Cane grins. Candi Cane shrugs and throws up her hands up in the air! Slightly off-key, Melanie Alexis sings: "At the Copa Copacabana The hottest spot north of Havana At the Copa Copacabana Music and passion were always the fashion At the Copa....she lost her love." Terra Brandford twirls to the edge of the stage, and skillfully wraps her boa around Angela Bond's neck. Slightly off-key, Melanie Alexis sings: "Her name is Lola, she was a showgirl But that was 30 years ago, when they used to have a show Now it's a disco, but not for Lola Still in the dress she used to wear, Faded feathers in her hair" Sydney Thommas shimmies over to Aubrey and runs her boa across her arms before sexily shaking her tush. Candi Cane completes a sexy mambo with Terra Brandford! Slightly off-key, Melanie Alexis sings: "She sits there so refined, and drinks herself half-blind She lost her youth and she lost her Tony Now she's lost her mind! " Candi Cane dips Sydney! WOOHOO! Melanie Alexis dances around the microphone in a wild samba! Slightly off-key, Melanie Alexis sings: "Put sing At the Copa Copacabana The hottest spot north of Havana At the Copa Copacabana Music and passion were always the fashion At the Copa....don't fall in love." Terra Brandford joins arms with Candi and Sydney. They kick their legs skyward Rockette-style! Melanie Alexis throws her boa around her neck and bows. Terra Brandford bows. Sydney Thommas does a sexy salsa around the other girls and bows. Candi Cane bows. *********************************** Allison McGuire asks, "Okay... Johnathan, ready?" Johnothan Blair smirks. Johnothan Blair says, "yup" Johnothan Blair says, "ok, this might be a love song" Johnothan Blair shrugs. Johnothan Blair says, "it is a wierd song, a bad song actually," Johnothan Blair says, "it's by The Presidents of the United States of America" Johnothan Blair smirks. Johnothan Blair clears his throat. Johnothan Blair knocks a table over! Horribly off-key, Johnothan Blair sings: "Lump sat alone in buggy marsh tottaly motionless except for her heart mud flowed up into lump's pajamas she totally confused all the passing paranas" Johnothan Blair cackles gleefully. Johnothan Blair dances around the room. Horribly off-key, Johnothan Blair sings: "She's lump she's lump she's lump She's in my head She's lump she's lump she's lump She might be dead" Johnothan Blair tries to launch a cartwheel but misses completely and lands flat on his face. Johnothan Blair exclaims, "ouch!" Horribly off-key, Johnothan Blair sings: "Lump lingered last in line for brains and the one she got was sorta rotten and insane small things so sad that birds could land is lump fast asleep or rock'n out with the band" Johnothan Blair jumps up excitedly. Horribly off-key, Johnothan Blair sings: "She's lump she's lump she's lump She's in my head She's lump she's lump she's lump She might be dead" Johnothan Blair dances around the room. Johnothan Blair cackles gleefully. Horribly off-key, Johnothan Blair sings: "Lump was limp and lonely and needed a shove Lump slipped on a kiss and tumbled into love she's spent her twenties between the sheets life limped along at sub-sonic speeds" Johnothan Blair does a bugs bunny dance! Johnothan Blair grins. Horribly off-key, Johnothan Blair sings: "She's lump she's lump she's lump She's in my head She's lump she's lump she's lump She might be dead" Horribly off-key, Johnothan Blair sings: "Is this lump out of my head i think so" Johnothan Blair makes a lousy attempt at a forward flip, falling to the ground in a heap. Johnothan Blair rolls around on the ground. Horribly off-key, Johnothan Blair sings: "Is this lump out of my head i think so" Johnothan Blair rolls around on the ground. Horribly off-key, Johnothan Blair sings: "Is this lump out of my head i think so" Horribly off-key, Johnothan Blair sings: "Is this lump out of my head i think so" Johnothan Blair jumps up excitedly. Johnothan Blair bows. Johnothan Blair smirks. *********************************** Allison McGuire exclaims, "Okay, everyone ... next to delight us with a love ballad ... Ray!" Ray rocks back and forth on his heels. Ray Krantz says, "Okay, this is a song, I found was really really in depth.." Ray Krantz says, "And it had a lot to do with the season.." Ray Krantz says, "And I have two songs and this is the first one." Ray Krantz gets into the homey pose. Ray Krantz says, "My assistant today is the lovely Candi Cane." Candi Cane curtsies. Candi Cane snickers. Ray Krantz says, "She will be releasing the Teona Cole within." Ray Krantz hums a tune softly to himself. Candi Cane beams happily. Ray Krantz asks, "Are you ready?" Ray Krantz hums a tune softly to himself. Candi Cane nods to Ray Krantz. Ray Krantz clears his throat loudly. Horribly off-key, Ray Krantz sings: "Ooh that dress so scandalous And you know another tourist couldn't handle it And she's shakin' that thing like who's the ish With a look in her eyes so devilish" Candi Cane winks seductively at you and dances around the stage! Ray Krantz gazes at Candi Cane. Ray Krantz cowers in fear. Horribly off-key, Ray Krantz sings: "She's likes to dance to the hip-hop spots Cruise to the crews to connect the dots Not just urban, she's likes the pop Cause she was living la vida loca" Candi Cane shakes her bon-bon!!! Ray Krantz shakes his Ricky Martin hips. Horribly off-key, Ray Krantz sings: "She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck Thigh like yuck, yuck, yuck" Candi Cane 's eyes go wide with shock! Candi Cane gasps aloud. Ray Krantz ducks his head. Horribly off-key, Ray Krantz sings: "Candi move your bum bum bum I think I'll sing it again" Candi Cane shakes her booty some more! Ray Krantz stares at Candi Cane. Horribly off-key, Ray Krantz sings: "She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck Thighs like yuck yuck yuck Candi move your bum bum bum All night long" Candi Cane shakes her bon-bon!!! Horribly off-key, Ray Krantz sings: "Leeeeeettttt meeeee seeeee those thoooongggss I love it when the beat goes Duh, nuh? Duh, nuh? Duh, nuh? I... Love.. It.. When Candi's... booty (CRINGE) goes Duh, nuh? Duh, nuh? Duh, nuh?" Candi Cane shows a pair of rubber thongs to you. Ray Krantz dances with Candi. Candi Cane shakes a pair of rubber thongs. Ray Krantz says, "You're supposed to repeat those verses like three time, but I'm scared." Ray Krantz glances at Candi Cane. Ray Krantz ducks his head. Ray Krantz says, "OKAY! Moving on." Candi Cane shrieks loudly in Ray Krantz's ear. Candi Cane grins. Ray Krantz says, "My next song is another song with a really Valentiney theme." Ray Krantz says, "It's rather short, but I think you all will enjoy it and go home with a realization of what Valentine's Day is all about." Ray Krantz says, "This song I will need my lovely Mistress, Sydney Thommas." Ray Krantz coughs. Allison McGuire says, "Score on the first song, judges." Ray Krantz clears his throat loudly. Horribly off-key, Ray Krantz sings: "Sydney you look good won't you back that thang up" Ray Krantz stares at Sydney Thommas. Sydney Thommas freakdances wildly. Horribly off-key, Ray Krantz sings: "You're a big fine tourist won't you back that thing up" Horribly off-key, Ray Krantz sings: "You can all me big daddy when you back that thing up" Horribly off-key, Ray Krantz sings: "Sydney who is you playing with, back that thang up." Ray Krantz says, "I'd rather not sing the rest of the song because I'd probably wind up with 39284039284302 different warnings." Ray Krantz ducks his head. Ray Krantz bows. *********************************** Allison McGuire says, "Eden, you're next." Eden Santana jumps up excitedly. Eden Santana beams happily. Eden Santana grins. Eden Santana says, "I worked this up quickly ... but it's one of my favorite love songs" Eden Santana says, "Because it's so ... realistic" Eden Santana grins. Slightly off-key, Eden Santana sings: "Flowers and wine is what I thought I would find when I came home from working tonight" Eden Santana gets a romantic floral bouquet from inside her leather handbag. Eden Santana sniffs at her bouquet. The waiter takes Eden's order and returns a few minutes later. He places a glass of white wine on the table in front of Eden Santana. Eden Santana beams happily. Eden Santana gets a glass of white wine from on top of a table. Eden Santana drains her white wine! Slightly off-key, Eden Santana sings: "Well now here I stand over this frying pan and you want a cold one again" Eden Santana pouts. Slightly off-key, Eden Santana sings: "I bought these new heels did my nails had my hair done just right I thought this new dress was a sure bet for romance tonight" Eden beams happily at some bright pink nail-polish. Slightly off-key, Eden Santana sings: "Well it's perfectly clear between the TV and beer I won't get so much as a kiss" Eden Santana pouts. Eden Santana begins to weep softly. Slightly off-key, Eden Santana sings: "As I head for the door I turn around to be sure ..." Eden Santana gets a women's shaver from inside her pink backpack. Slightly off-key, Eden Santana sings: "Did I shave my legs for this???" Eden Santana glances at her women's shaver. Eden Santana begins to weep softly. Slightly off-key, Eden Santana sings: "Now when we first met you promised you'd get a house on a hill with a pool" Eden Santana sighs. Slightly off-key, Eden Santana sings: "Well this trailer stays wet and we're swimmin' in debt and you want me to go back to school" Eden Santana sniffles. Slightly off-key, Eden Santana sings: "I bought these new heels did my nails had my hair done just right I thought this new dress was a sure bet for romance tonight" Eden beams happily at some bright pink nail-polish. Slightly off-key, Eden Santana sings: "Well it's perfectly clear between the TV and beer I won't get so much as a kiss" Slightly off-key, Eden Santana sings: "As I head for the door I turn around to be sure" Eden Santana glances around. Eden Santana sighs. Slightly off-key, Eden Santana sings: "Did I shave my legs for this???" Eden Santana just gave a women's shaver a big, mushy smooch. Eden Santana bows. *********************************** Allison McGuire says, "Okay, Silvana, then Angela, and Remi to finish it all up." Allison McGuire smiles. Silvana StoneSkye says, "This song is for all of the dominant women this Valentines day.." Silvana StoneSkye snaps her fingers and her Chippendales dancers come out wearing white speedos with hearts on them and red bow ties. Horribly off-key, Silvana StoneSkye sings: "Pretty baby, come to me, let me be your own guiding star And then maybe, you will see, that you never have been that far So don't be a stranger, just because I am the one in command There is no danger, so let me know now where you stand" Horribly off-key, Silvana StoneSkye sings: "Now I want love Change my world You can make it easy Now I want love Change my world You can make it easy" Horribly off-key, Silvana StoneSkye sings: "It is obvious, your the kind, you don't want to lose your selfcontrol I'm not modest better tell you now that you've become my new goal Struggle and fighting, one of these days I'm going to win There's no denying, I'm prepared to make a sin" Horribly off-key, Silvana StoneSkye sings: "There's a fire inside of me, a strong desire that's crying for love So you don't have to prove me that you are smart right now No time for deep conversations I wanna touch every part of you and I know how Forget your pride and use your imagination!" Horribly off-key, Silvana StoneSkye sings: "Now I want love Change my world You can make it easy Now I want love Change my world You can make it easy" Horribly off-key, Silvana StoneSkye sings: "Walk around in circles talk about action Could it be you, are you a fake attraction I don't need someone who will judge my life Tell me what to do, shut up and be a nice wife" Horribly off-key, Silvana StoneSkye sings: "Never in my life have I been in this situation Wanna heal the world though I lost the destination Come to me forgive me if I'm cruel Yet this is my game so I'm making the rules" Silvana StoneSkye with the music fading she wraps collars around the dancer's necks and leads them away for play time. *********************************** Allison McGuire says, "Angela, you're up." Allison McGuire smiles. Angela Bond recites: "Hearts and flowers and kisses galore.. What the heck is all this junk for? People get mushy and start acting queer It's definitely the worst day of the whole year.." Angela Bond glances around. Angela Bond exclaims, "I'm not done yet!" Angela Bond recites: "This day needs to get the heck over and pass Before I shove a dozen roses up Cupid's as..tronaut.. I'll spend the day so drunk I can't speak And wear black for the rest of the week.." Angela Bond recites: "Guys act all sweet, but it soon will fade Because all they want to do is.. uh.." Angela Bond glances around. Angela Bond says, "You know.. I can't say." Angela Bond recites: "The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit Because I think love is a crock of er, sheep. So there's my story, what else is there to say? Love bites my booty! Darn Valentine's day!" Angela Bond bows. Angela Bond whistles a cheerful tune. *********************************** Allison McGuire asks, "Whew ... uhm, er ... okay. Remi! Going to sing for us?" Allison McGuire says, "Okay, everyone ... Remi is about to sing us a little song." Allison McGuire smiles. Horribly off-key, Remi MacGregor sings: "Here we are Talkin' bout forever Both know damn well It's not easy together." Horribly off-key, Remi MacGregor sings: "We've both felt love We've both felt pain I'll take the sunshine Over the rain." Remi MacGregor says, "And I'll try; To love only you; And I'll try;" Horribly off-key, Remi MacGregor sings: "My best to be true Oh darlin' I'll try." Horribly off-key, Remi MacGregor sings: "So I'm not scared It's worth a chance to me Take my hand Let's face eternity." Horribly off-key, Remi MacGregor sings: "Well I can't tell you That I'll never change But I can swear That in ever way..." Horribly off-key, Remi MacGregor sings: "I'll try To love only you and I'll try My best to be true Oh darlin' I'll try." Horribly off-key, Remi MacGregor sings: "I'm not perfect Just another man But I will give you All that I am..." Horribly off-key, Remi MacGregor sings: "I'll try To love only you and I'll try My best to be true Oh darlin' I'll try." Remi MacGregor says, "That's Alan Jackson's 'I'll Try'" Remi MacGregor curtsies. *********************************** Allison McGuire asks, "Where you all wanting to know the winners of this lovely contest?" Allison McGuire smirks. Savannah Reynolds exclaims, "Let's have a round of applaus for the judges!" Allison McGuire says, "Remi, Megumi, and Angela judged." Savannah Reynolds asks, "Who do we have in third place?" Allison McGuire says, "And the scores were all very close..." Savannah Reynolds glances around. Allison McGuire says, "But coming in third place ..." Allison McGuire exclaims, "Ray!" Allison McGuire exclaims, "Our second place winner ... is Eden!" Allison McGuire says, "And coming in first place..." Allison McGuire exclaims, "Melanie, Terra, Candi, and Sydney!"