_________________________________________ / -Karaoke- \ | -November 15, 1997- | | Recorded & Edited by Aubrey McMichaels | \___http://pages.prodigy.net/aubreymcm/___/ Ashley London says, "Tonight's judges will be LAUREN, JUSTIN, and JESS" Ashley London exclaims, "OK then, let's get started!" Ashley London exclaims, "Welcome everyone!" ************************************ Ashley London motions for everyone to quiet down and take a seat. Ashley London exclaims, "FIrst up is Nina Perrson!" Ashley London motions for Nina Perrson to speak. Nina Perrson fidgets. Nina Perrson says, "I'm performing with Katt Blade." Ashley London motions for Katt Blade to speak. Nina Perrson says, "ok.." Nina Perrson says, "We're doing "Fernando" by Abba" A screaming skull exclaims, "Let's Party!" Katt Blade sings sweetly: "Can you hear the drums, Fernando?" (Nina Perrson glances toward the back of the room as you hear the sound of beating drums.) Katt Blade sings sweetly: "I remember long ago another starry night like this.." Nina Perrson gets a distant look on her face as she ponders. Katt Blade sings sweetly: "In the firelight, Fernando You were humming to yourself and softly strumming your guitar" Nina Perrson hums a tune softly to herself. Nina Perrson strums her guitar tenderly, bringing forth music that makes rich men weep, old women dance, and the devil beg for mercy. Katt Blade sings sweetly: "I could hear the distant drums And sounds of bugle calls were coming from afar" (Nina Perrson leans on the karaoke machine, which is now playing faint bugle calls.) Katt Blade sings sweetly: "They were closer now, Fernando" (Nina Perrson glances over her shoulder.) Katt Blade sings sweetly: "Every hour, every minute seemed to last eternally.." Nina Perrson glances at a volcano watch. Nina Perrson seems to be waiting for something. Katt Blade sings sweetly: "I was so afraid, Fernando" Katt Blade cowers in fear. Katt Blade sings sweetly: "We were young and full of life and none of us prepared to die" Katt Blade bounces around happily. Katt Blade sings sweetly: "And I'm not ashamed to say The roar of guns and cannons almost made me cry" Katt Blade begins to weep softly. Nina Perrson sings sweetly: "There was something in the air that night" (Katt Blade sniffs at the air.) Nina Perrson sings sweetly: "The stars were bright, Fernando" Katt Blade puts a pair of ultra-tech sunglasses on her nose. Nina Perrson sings sweetly: "They were shining there for you and me For liberty, Fernando" Katt Blade gazes wistfully at Nina Perrson. Katt Blade sings sweetly: "Now we're old and grey, Fernando" Nina Perrson sings sweetly: "Though I never thought that we could lose There's no regret" Nina Perrson sings sweetly: "If I had to do the same again I would, my friend, Fernando" Katt Blade sings sweetly: "Now we're old and grey, Fernando" (Nina Perrson hunches over.) Katt Blade sings sweetly: "And since many years I haven't seen a rifle in your hand" Nina Perrson glances at a charcoal MPC-75 semi-automatic short-scale assault rifle, specially balanced for urban combat, with a special muffler on the barrel, and black wear-proof hard leather grips. Katt Blade sings sweetly: "Can you hear the drums, Fernando?" (Nina Perrson hears the distant drums once more.) Katt Blade sings sweetly: "Do you still recall the frightful night we crossed the Rio Grande? I can see it in your eyes How proud you were to fight for freedom in this land" (Nina Perrson 's eyes twinkle.) Nina Perrson sings sweetly: "There was something in the air that night" (Katt Blade sniffs at the air.) Nina Perrson sings sweetly: "The stars were bright, Fernando" Nina Perrson glances at a blue crescent moon outlined in silver with a tiny star above it on her left ankle. Nina Perrson sings sweetly: "They were shining there for you and me For liberty, Fernando" Katt Blade gazes wistfully at Nina Perrson. Nina Perrson sings sweetly: "Though I never thought that we could lose There's no regret" Nina Perrson sings sweetly: "If I had to do the same again I would, my friend, Fernando" Nina Perrson coughs. Nina Perrson sings sweetly: "There was something in the air that night The stars were bright, Fernando" Nina Perrson sings sweetly: "They were shining there for you and me For liberty, Fernando" Nina Perrson sings sweetly: "Though I never thought that we could lose There's no regret" Nina Perrson sings sweetly: "If I had to do the same again I would, my friend, Fernando" Nina Perrson sings sweetly: "Yes If I had to do the same again I would, my friend, Fernando" Katt Blade lets out a deep sigh of contentment that seems to come from the depth of her soul. Nina Perrson bows. Katt Blade bows. Ashley London opens the area up for free discussion. ************************************ Ashley London motions for everyone to quiet down and take a seat. Ashley London exclaims, "Next is Candi Cane!" Ashley London motions for Candi Cane to speak. Candi Cane says, "I am doing "Butterfly" by Mariah Carey" Candi Cane beams happily. (Candi Cane is standing in the middle of the stage, it is dark but a single ray of silver light falls upon her.) Slightly off-key, Candi Cane sings: "Ooh,Ooh When you love someone so deeply They become your life" Slightly off-key, Candi Cane sings: "It's easy to succumb To overwhelming fears inside!" (Candi Cane looks a bit overwhelmed as if fighting inside herself.) Slightly off-key, Candi Cane sings: "Blindly I imagined I could Keep you under glass!" (Candi Cane clutches something tightly in her hands as if she doesn't want to share her treasure with the rest of the world.) Slightly off-key, Candi Cane sings: "Now I understand to hold you... I must open up my hands and watch you rise!!" (Candi Cane opens up her hands to reveal a small kyanitre butterfly.) Candi Cane smiles as a small choir dressed in orange and black robes sings the chorus with her. Slightly off-key, Candi Cane sings: "Spread your wings and prepare to fly! For you have become a butterfly! Fly abandonedly into the sun If you should return to me then we were meant to be! So spread your wings and fly Butterfly!" Candi Cane glances at a kyanite butterfly. Slightly off-key, Candi Cane sings: "I have learned that beauty Has to flourish in the light..." (Candi Cane glances at the light surrounding her.) Slightly off-key, Candi Cane sings: "Wild horses run unbridled Or their spirits die..." (Candi Cane holds a fist to her heart.) Slightly off-key, Candi Cane sings: "You have given me the courage To be all that I can And I truly feel your heart will.. Lead you back to me when you're Ready to land!" (Candi Cane moves her hand away from her heart with emphasis and the lights get brighter, illuminating the whole stage.) Slightly off-key, Candi Cane sings: "Spread your wings and prepare to fly! For you have become a butterfly! Fly abandonedly into the sun If you should return to me then we were meant to be! So spread your wings and fly Butterfly!" Slightly off-key, Candi Cane sings: "I can't pretend these tears Aren't overflowing steadily I can't prevent this hurt from Almost overtaking me!" (Candi Cane single tear rolls down her cheek and drops onto the Kyanite butterfly she is holding.) Slightly off-key, Candi Cane sings: "But I will stand and say goodbye For you'll never be mine..." (Candi Cane glances around the crowd as if she has lost something of great importance to her.) Slightly off-key, Candi Cane sings: "Until you know the way it feels to fly!!!!" (Candi Cane swiftly raises her kyanite butterfly to the air and sings 'My butterfly!'.) Slightly off-key, Candi Cane sings: "Spread your wings and prepare to fly! For you have become a butterfly! Fly abandonedly into the sun If you should return to me then we were meant to be! So spread your wings and fly Butterfly!" (Candi Cane sways softly to the beat, finally standing still in the center of the stage, the lights dim and through the silver beam of light a hundred tiny monarch butterflies make their way into the sky.) Candi Cane smiles softly, glancing at the butterflies as they rush out in a huge cloud of orange and black, the silver lighting only catching a minute of their majestic grace as they rush towards their freedom. Candi Cane bows. Ashley London opens the area up for free discussion. ************************************ Ashley London motions for everyone to quiet down and take a seat. Ashley London exclaims, "Next up is Emily Starr!" Ashley London motions for Emily Starr to speak. Emily Starr stands back up. Emily Starr smiles. Emily Starr says, "This is a song by Rich Mullins." Emily Starr sings: "It took the hand of God Almighty To part the waters in the sea But it only took one little lie To separate you and me" Emily Starr sings: "Oh we are not as strong, as we think we are..." (Emily Starr looks up and then closes her eyes briefly before continuing.) Emily Starr sings: "And they say that one day Joshua He made the sun stand still in the sky But I can't keep the thoughts Of you from passing by" Emily Starr sings: "Oh we are not as strong, as we think we are..." Emily Starr sings: "We are frail We are fearfully and wonderfully made Forged in the fires of human passion Choking on the fumes of selfish rage" Emily Starr sings: "And with these our hells and heavens So few inches apart We must be awful small And not as strong as we think we are" Emily Starr sings: "And the master said the faith was Gonna make them mountains move But me I tremble like a hill on a faultline Just at the thought of how I lost you" Emily Starr sings: "Oh we are not as strong, as we think we are..." Emily Starr sings: "We are frail We are fearfully and wonderfully made Forged in the fires of human passion Choking on the fumes of selfish rage" Emily Starr sings: "And with these our hells and heavens So few inches apart We must be awful small And not as strong as we think we are" Emily Starr sings: "And if you make me laugh well I know I could make you like me Cause when I laugh I can be a lot of fun" Emily Starr sings: "But when we can't do that well I know that it is frightening What I don't know is why we can't hold on...." Emily Starr sings: "Can't hold on..." Emily Starr sings: "When you love you walk on the water Just don't stumble on the waves We all wanna go there somethin' awful But to stand there takes some grace" Emily Starr sings: "Cause oh we are not as strong as we think we are..." Emily Starr sings: "We are frail We are fearfully and wonderfully made Forged in the fires of human passion Choking on the fumes of selfish rage" Emily Starr sings: "And with these our hells and heavens So few inches apart We must be awful small And not as strong as we think we are" Emily Starr sings: "Oh, walk on the water Walk on the water...." (Emily Starr holds the last note as the music fades.) (Emily Starr quietly replaces the microphone and walks off the stage.) Emily Starr sits down. Ashley London opens the area up for free discussion. ************************************ Ashley London motions for everyone to quiet down and take a seat. Ashley London exclaims, "Next up is Mimi Marquez!" Ashley London motions for Mimi Marquez to speak. Mimi Marquez says, "My song is called 'Over the moon" its from Rent" (Mimi Marquez stands at the front of the stage. No one is on the stage but her, behind her is only blackness.) (Mimi Marquez steps up to the front of the stage with a cowbell and a drumstick.) (Mimi Marquez hits the cowbell once and it echoes loudly.) Mimi Marquez sings: "Last night I had a dream I found myself in a desert called Cyberland It was hot" (Mimi Marquez fans herself dramatically.) Mimi Marquez sings: "My canteen had sprung a leak and I was thirsty" (Mimi Marquez clutches her throat looking very melodromatic.) Mimi Marquez sings: "Out of the abyss walked a cow, Elsie. I asked if she had anything to drink She said, "I am forbidden to produce milk. In Cyberland we only drink Diet Coke"" (Mimi Marquez leans forward when she says Diet Coke into the microphone, it echoes several times.) Mimi Marquez sings: "She said, "Only thing to do is jump over the moon! They've closed everything real down like barns and troughs and..." (Mimi Marquez hits her cowbell loudly.) Mimi Marquez sings: "Performance spaces! And replaced it all with lies and rules and... Virtual life" (Mimi Marquez leans forward and speaks into the microphone when she says the word life, it echoes several times.) Mimi Marquez sings: "But there is a way out" (Mimi Marquez poses dramatically as her backups start singing "Leap of Faith leap of faith, leap of faith leap of faith") Mimi Marquez sings: "Oooo Only thing to do is jump over the moon!" (Mimi Marquez is silent for a moment.) Mimi Marquez sings: "I gotta get outta here! Its like I'm being tied to the hood of a yellow rental truck being packed in with fertilizer And fuel oil Pushed over a cliff by a suicidal Mickey Mouse!" Mimi Marquez sings: "I gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta" (Mimi Marquez gasps for breath.) Mimi Marquez sings: "Gotta gotta find a way To jump over the moon Only thing to do is jump over the moon!" Mimi Marquez sings: "Then, a little bulldog entered. His name we have learned was Benny And although he once had principles he abandoned them To become the lapdog to a wealthy daughter of the revolution!" Mimi Marquez sings: "A 1 2 3 "Thats bull" he said "Ever since the cat took up the fiddle that cows been jumpy The dish and the spoon were evicted from the table and eloped! They come knockin at my doghouse door" Mimi Marquez sings: "And I say 'not in my backyard utensils! Go back to China! "The only way out is up" Elsie whispered to me" Mimi Marquez sings: "A leap of faith! Still thirsty? Parched! Have some milk And I lowered myself beneath her swollen udder And sucked the sweetest milk I had ever tasted!" (Mimi Marquez makes a lous slurping sucking sound.) Mimi Marquez sings: "Climb on Board! She said. And as a Harvest moon rose over Cyberland, we reared back we sprang into a gallop! Leaping out of orbit I awoke singing..." (Mimi Marquez pauses as her backups begin singing, "Leap of faith leap of faith, leap of faith leap of faith") Mimi Marquez sings: "Only thing to do Only thing to do is jump Only thing to do is jump Over the moon! Over the moon Over the... Mooooooooooo Moooooooo Mooooooo!" Mimi Marquez exclaims, "Moo with me!" (Mimi Marquez encourages the audience to moo with her, they do.) Mimi Marquez sings: "Thank you!" Mimi Marquez bows. Ashley London opens the area up for free discussion. ************************************ Ashley London motions for everyone to quiet down and take a seat. Ashley London feels like mooing. Ashley London exclaims, "Next up is Joy Nalewi!" Ashley London motions for Joy Nalewi to speak. Joy Nalewi jumps up excitedly. Joy Nalewi says, "I'd like to take you back into the disco era, when the words of Ms. Gloria Gaynor empowered women across the world." (Joy Nalewi grips the microphone and claps her hands in time to the rythym.) Joy Nalewi sings sweetly: "At first I was afraid I was petrified Kept thinkin' I could never live without you by my side" (Joy Nalewi cowers in the corner curled up into a little ball.) Joy Nalewi sings sweetly: "But then I spent so many nights Thinkin' how you did me wrong And I grew strong And I learned how to get along." (Joy Nalewi slowly uncurls herself and jumps up on the stage, positively radiant.) Joy Nalewi sings sweetly: "And so you're back, from outer space I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face I should have changed that stupid lock I should have made you leave your key If I'd have known for just one second you'd back to bother me." Joy Nalewi glares. Joy Nalewi sings sweetly: "Go on now, walk out the door Just turn around now 'Cause you're not welcome anymore" (Joy Nalewi strides over to the door, opens it, and points out, tapping her foot impatiently.) Joy Nalewi sings sweetly: "Weren't you the one who tried and tried to hurt me with goodbye Did I crumble? Did you think I'd lay down and die?" Joy Nalewi rolls her eyes. Joy Nalewi sings sweetly: "Oh no, not I. I will survive Oh, as long as I know how to love I know I'll stay alive I've got all my life to live I've got all my love to give and I'll survive I will survive! Hey hey..." (Joy Nalewi spreads her arms open wide and discos for all she's worth.) Joy Nalewi sings sweetly: "It took all the strength I had not to fall apart Kept tryin' hard to mend the pieces of my broken heart And I spent oh so many nights Just feeling sorry for myself I used to cry But now I hold my head up high" (Joy Nalewi appears to be piecing something together with a tube of Crazy Glue. Slowly she turns, drops the pieces, (which shatter on the floor... oops) and looks at you defiantly).) Joy Nalewi sings sweetly: "And you see me, somebody new I'm not that chained up little person still in love with you And so you feel like droppin' in And just expect me to be free Now I'm savin' all my lovin' for someone who's lovin' me" (Joy Nalewi thumbs through her Dayplanner, and you see pages scribbled with appointments, um... yeah, that's what they are. Wait until you see her little black book.) Joy Nalewi hums a tune softly to herself. Joy Nalewi sings sweetly: "Go on now, walk out the door Just turn around now 'Cause you're not welcome anymore" (Joy Nalewi is looking straight at you. Didn't you get the hint the first time? Get out of here!) Joy Nalewi sings sweetly: "Weren't you the one who tried and tried to hurt me with goodbye Did I crumble? Did you think I'd lay down and die?" (Joy Nalewi thinks, "Me? Go to pieces over some guy? Psssh, yeah right!") Joy Nalewi sings sweetly: "Oh no, not I. I will survive Oh, as long as I know how to love I know I'll stay alive I've got all my life to live I've got all my love to give and I'll survive I will survive! Hey hey..." (Joy Nalewi discos some more, and her exuberance is contagious. You jump up on stage and begin dancing with her as the chorus fades out... "Hey Hey...") Joy Nalewi curtsies. Ashley London opens the area up for free discussion. ************************************ Ashley London motions for everyone to quiet down and take a seat. Ashley London exclaims, "Next is our very own Edward Straker!" Ashley London motions for Edward Straker to speak. (Edward Straker wanders in, looking troubled.) Edward Straker recites: "I can feel it coming in the air tonight, Oh Lord -- " Edward Straker sings: "I've been waiting for this moment, all my life, Oh Lord-- Can you feel it coming in the air tonight, Oh Lord, Oh Lord? " Edward Straker sings: "Well if you told me you were drowning--I would not lend a hand. " Edward Straker sings: "I 've seen your face before, my friend-- But I don't know if you know who I am - Well, I was there and I saw what you did I saw it with my own two eyes So you can wipe off the grin I know where you've been It's all been a pack of LIES! " Edward is admiring himself again. (Edward Straker looks around in a disturbed fashion, frantically.) Edward Straker sings: "And I can feel it coming in the air tonight, Oh Lord I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, Oh Lord And I've been waiting for this moment all my life, Oh Lord, Oh Lordddd " Edward Straker clenches his fist. Edward Straker recites: "Well I remember, I REMEMBER ! " (Edward Straker whispers to himself Don't worry... worry...) Edward Straker sings: "How could I ever forget ? it's the first time, the last time we ever met.... " (Edward Straker 's face contorts with inner pain....) Edward Straker sings: "But I know the reason why you keep your silence up no you don't fool me The hurt doesn't show but the pain still grows.... It's no stranger to you or me. " Edward Straker recites: "And I can FEEL it coming.. in the air tonight, Oh Lord! " Edward Straker sings: "I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, Oh Lord-- " Edward Straker sings: "And I've been waiting for this moment all my life, Oh Lord, Oh Lord LORD LORD! " (Edward Straker bows head, tormented and walks off...) Edward Straker bows. Ashley London opens the area up for free discussion. ************************************ Ashley London motions for everyone to quiet down and take a seat. Ashley London exclaims, "Next up is Coral Quentintine!" Ashley London motions for Coral Quentintine to speak. Coral Quentintine grins. Coral Quentintine recites: "I will be singing Remember Me This Way by Jordan Hill, and from the movie "Casper."" (Coral Quentintine loses herself in the music, forgetting you're even there.) Coral Quentintine shivers. (Coral Quentintine looks around nervously, feeling another presence.) (Coral Quentintine sees a ghostly apparition by the doorway, looking as if it wants to contact her.) Coral Quentintine's face went chalk white. Coral Quentintine sings: "Every now and then We find a special friend Who never lets us down" Coral Quentintine smiles sadly, thinking of times past. Coral Quentintine sings: "Who understands it all Reaches out each time I fall You're the best friend that I've found" Coral Quentintine gulps. (Coral Quentintine steps closer to the figure, feeling a familiar and friendly presence.) Coral Quentintine sings: "I know you can't stay But part of you will never ever go away Your heart will stay" (Coral Quentintine extends her hand towards the specter. She immediately recognizes who it is.) Coral Quentintine sings: "I'll make a wish for you And hope it will come true That life will just be kind To such a gentle mind And if you lose your way Look back on yesterday Remember me this way Remember me this way" (Coral Quentintine runs to her ghostly friend, tears clouding her eyes.) Coral Quentintine sings: "I don't need eyes to see The love you bring to me No matter where I go And I know that you'll be there Forever more a part of me You're always there I'll always care!" (Coral Quentintine listens to the thunder roll and the lighting crash.) (Coral Quentintine hugs her friend, her heart breaking.) Coral Quentintine sings: "I'll make a wish for you And hope it will come true That life will just be kind To such a gentle mind And if you lose your way Look back on yesterday Remember me this way Remember me this way" (Coral Quentintine watches in dismay as her friend disappears.) (Coral Quentintine calls out, "No!") (Coral Quentintine tries to stop the tears, but they keep flowing down her cheeks.) (Coral Quentintine mourns her loss&.) Coral Quentintine sings: "This way Wa-a-y&" Coral Quentintine says, "Goodbye, my friend" (Coral Quentintine whispers, "Don't drink and drive&please&") (Coral Quentintine falls to her knees, sobbing.) Coral Quentintine bows. Ashley London opens the area up for free discussion. ************************************ Ashley London motions for everyone to quiet down and take a seat. Ashley London exclaims, "Next up is Sel Whiterose!" Ashley London motions for Sel Whiterose to speak. (Sel Whiterose thinks oh sheesh.) (Sel Whiterose seems to be talking to herself.) Sel Whiterose says, "I hope they heard of that song called "I'm Going Bananas" by Madonna" Sel Whiterose exclaims, "Hmph, they think Carmen is hot! Yall haven't seen nothing yet!" Sel folds her arms. (Sel Whiterose places a huge fruit salad hat on her head and a lil monkey dressed in a doctor's outfit jumps on her shoulder.) Sel preens. Someone's pleased with herself! Sel folds her arms and flashes a playful smile, striking a dramatic pose for all those gathered. (Sel Whiterose cues the salsa band and they get wild!) (Sel Whiterose gets a weird look in her eyes.) Sel Whiterose smiles oddly. (Sel Whiterose says in a squeaky cutsie voice "Hola! Ese bato loco!") (Sel Whiterose bats her eyes and does a spicy rhumba along the stage with the trumpets blaring a spicy tune.) (Sel Whiterose sings like she's been breathing helium, unfortunately for yall, she hasn't been.) Slightly off-key, Sel Whiterose sings: "I'm going bananas And I feel like my poor little mind is being devoured by piranhas For I'm going bananas." (Sel Whiterose trills a high note and cha cha's with her invisible friend.) Sel Whiterose exclaims, "Oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy!" Slightly off-key, Sel Whiterose sings: "I'm non compos mentes And I feel like a tooth being drilled a nerve being killed by a dentist...." Sel Whiterose winces imperceptibly. Sel folds her arms and flashes a playful smile, striking a dramatic pose for all those gathered. Slightly off-key, Sel Whiterose sings: "For I'm non compos mentes." Sel wipes the sweat from her brow. Sel Whiterose says, "Whew...." Sel Whiterose exclaims, "Ohhhhh boy!" Sel Whiterose grins oddly. Slightly off-key, Sel Whiterose sings: "Who knows? Could be the tropic heat" Sel Whiterose fans herself. Sel wipes the sweat from her brow. Slightly off-key, Sel Whiterose sings: "Or something that I eat,That makes me gonzo!" Sel Whiterose glances at a fresh ripe banana. Sel Whiterose babbles incoherently. Slightly off-key, Sel Whiterose sings: "I do carry on so for I'm going bananas" Sel Whiterose glances around. Slightly off-key, Sel Whiterose sings: "Someone book me a room In the hot haciendo with all my mananas For I'm going bananas." (Sel Whiterose looks around manically with a simper on her face as she tangos with a broom.) Slightly off-key, Sel Whiterose sings: "I'm going meshuga All day long there's a man in my brain incessently playing "Booga wooga"" (Sel Whiterose looks thoughtful for a second, then shrugs.) Slightly off-key, Sel Whiterose sings: "But I'm going meshuga." (Sel Whiterose bops herself on the head, trying to get the little man out.) Sel Whiterose screams! Sel Whiterose smiles happily. Slightly off-key, Sel Whiterose sings: "There's bats in my belfry Won't you make sure this straightjacket's tight Otherwise I might get myself free." (Sel Whiterose looks a bit concerned and gets an audience member to fix her straightjacket.) Slightly off-key, Sel Whiterose sings: "Yes, there's bats in my belfry!" Sel Whiterose gets an impish expression on her face, and lets out a hearty cheer. Sel Whiterose drains her red wine! Slightly off-key, Sel Whiterose sings: "Who knows? Could be the wine I drink Or it's the way I think That makes me gonzo." (Sel Whiterose taps her head and hears an echo.) Slightly off-key, Sel Whiterose sings: "Oh, Doctor Alonzo says I'm going bananas Someone get me a bed in the "Casa de Loco" for all my mananas" (Sel Whiterose pets the lil monkey in the doctor suit and nods as he makes odd noises at her.) (Sel Whiterose nods vigorously.) Slightly off-key, Sel Whiterose sings: "Yes, I'm going bananas Si, I'm going bananas." Sel Whiterose exclaims, "Ay aya aya a yaayaya yayay!" Sel Whiterose smiles sheepishly Sel Whiterose takes a bite of a fresh ripe banana. (Sel Whiterose looks at her caretakers and quietly walks off the stage with her straightjacket on.) Sel Whiterose bows. Ashley London opens the area up for free discussion. ************************************ Ashley London motions for everyone to quiet down and take a seat. Ashley London exclaims, "Next up is Julia OHara!" Ashley London motions for Julia OHara to speak. Ashley London grins. Julia OHara smiles. (Julia OHara jumps on stage and gives out a Meow.) Julia OHara recites: "The Song I am Singing is called "Memories" From the Unforgetable Broadway show, CATS." Julia OHara sings: "Midnight, not a sound from the pavement Has the moon lost her memory She is shining alone. In the lamplight the whithered leaves collect at my feet And the wind begins to moan." Julia OHara rubs a full-body black cat outfit trimmed at the collar, wrists and ankles with soft silky fur. Julia OHara shivers. Julia OHara sings: "Daylight, see the dew on the sunflower And a rose that is fading Roses wither away Like the sunflower I yearn to turn my face to the dawn I am waiting for the day." Julia OHara seems to be waiting for something. (Julia OHara taps her foot and glances around as if she's been waiting forever.) Julia OHara sings: "Now Old Deuteronomy, just before dawn Through a silence you feel you could cut with a knife Announces the cat who can now be reborn And come back to a different jellicle life." (Julia OHara gazes at you with her curious blue eyes.) Julia OHara sings: "Memory, turn your face to the moonlight Let your memory lead you Open up, enter in If you find there the meaning of what happiness is Then a new life will begin." Julia OHara rubs a black velvet choker with a tiny silver I.D. tag upon which is scripted the name "Julia". Julia OHara sings: "Memory, all alone in the moonlight I can smile at the old days I was beautiful then I remember the time I knew what happiness was Let the memory live again." Julia OHara yawns. Julia OHara pets the tabby kitten, and it purrs loudly. Julia OHara smiles and lets a tear falls down her face. Julia OHara sings: "Burnt out ends of smokey days The stale cold smell of morning The streetlamp dies, another night is over Another day is dawning." Julia OHara lies down. (Julia OHara curls down and falls into a deep sleep.) Julia OHara sings: "Daylight, I must wait for the sunrise I must think of a new life And I mustn't give in" (Julia OHara perches her ears up.) Julia OHara glances around. Julia OHara sniffles at Sunshine Marigold. Julia OHara glances around. Julia OHara sings: "Sunlight, through the trees in the summer Endless masquerading Like a flower as the dawn is breaking The memory is fading." Julia OHara yawns. Julia OHara stretches. Julia OHara stands back up. Julia OHara sings: "Touch me, it's so easy to leave me All alone with the memory Of my days in the sun If you touch me you'll understand what happiness is Look, a new day has begun." Julia OHara lets out a deep sigh of contentment that seems to come from the depth of her soul. Julia OHara curtsies. Julia OHara says, "Thank You" Julia OHara smiles. Ashley London opens the area up for free discussion. ************************************ Ashley London motions for everyone to quiet down and take a seat. Ashley London exclaims, "Next up is Cat Jacobs!" Ashley London motions for Cat Jacobs to speak. Cat Jacobs stands back up. (Cat Jacobs walks to the center of the stage and grins.) Cat Jacobs exclaims, "Hello Moraaaada!" Cat Jacobs grins. Cat Jacobs exclaims, "This song needs no introduction!" (Cat Jacobs looks over her shoulder and winks to the boy at the tape player, he blushes and starts the music.) (Cat Jacobs claps her hands to the music, leans forward and sings into the microphone.) Frank Hennessey just arrived. Cat Jacobs sings: "I come home in the morning light My mother says when you gonna live your life right Oh mother dear we're not the fortunate ones And girls they want to have fun Oh girls just want to have fun" (Cat Jacobs takes the microphone from it's stand and claps her hand against it's handle.) Cat Jacobs sings: "The phone rings in the middle of the night My father yells what you gonna do with your life Oh daddy dear you know you're still number one But girls they want to have fun Oh girls just want to have--" (Cat Jacobs smacks her gum spinning across the stage, stops and points to you.) Cat Jacobs sings: "That's all they really want Some fun When the working day is done Girls-- they want to have fun Oh girls just want to have fun!" (Cat Jacobs glances at the boy by the tape recorder, grabs his hand and spins him in a circle.) Cat Jacobs sings: "Some boys take a beautiful girl And hide her away from the rest of the world" (Cat Jacobs turns her back to him and flips her hair.) Cat Jacobs sings: "I want to be the one to walk in the sun Oh girls they want to have fun Oh girls just want to have " (Cat Jacobs turns to face him as she sings.) Cat Jacobs sings: "That's all they really want Some fun!" (Cat Jacobs places her hands on his chest forcing him to the ground, holds him down with one foot on his chest.) Cat Jacobs sings: "When the working day is done Girls--they want to have fun Oh girls just want to have fun..." (Cat Jacobs leans down grinning from behind the microphone, ruffles his hair.) Cat Jacobs sings: "They want to have fun Thats all they really waaaant Oh Girls just want to have......." (Cat Jacobs turns her face towards the audience and sings softly.) Cat Jacobs sings: ".......Fuuuuun." (Cat Jacobs helps the boy up and pats him on the back,then raises her hand into the air still holding his.) Cat Jacobs smiles at you as they bow both low. Cat Jacobs giggles. Ashley London opens the area up for free discussion. ************************************ Ashley London motions for everyone to quiet down and take a seat. Ashley London exclaims, "Next is Sunshine Marigold!" Ashley London motions for Sunshine Marigold to speak. Sunshine Marigold blinks. Sunshine Marigold smiles. Sunshine Marigold says, "Hey, y'all. Continuing in the angry Canadian grrl mode this week..." Sunshine Marigold smiles as she adjusts the mike. (Sunshine Marigold closes her eyes as the talk around her gradually fades to a thick silence. Suddenly, she opens her mouth and strongly pierces the quiet.) Sunshine Marigold sings: "I want you to know That I'm happy for you I wish nothing but The best for you both..." Sunshine Marigold smiles sweetly for a moment, then drops the act. Sunshine Marigold sings: "An older version of me, Is she perverted like me? Would she [long cough] you in a theater?" Sunshine Marigold sings: "Does she speak eloqently? And would she have your baby? I'm sure she'd make a really excellent mother." Sunshine Marigold scoffs. Sunshine Marigold sings: "Cause the love That you gave That we made Wasn't able To make it enough for you to be open wide No" Sunshine Marigold sings: "And everytime you speak her name, Does she know how you told me You'd hold me Until you died- 'til you died," Sunshine Marigold yells, "But you're still alive!" Sunshine Marigold sings: "And I'm here" Sunshine Marigold sings: "To remind you Of the mess you left when you went away." Sunshine Marigold glares. Sunshine Marigold sings: "It's not fair" Sunshine Marigold shakes her head. Sunshine Marigold sings: "To deny me Of the cross I bear that you did to me You, you, you oughta know!" Sunshine Marigold grits her teeth. Sunshine Marigold sings: "You seem very well. Things look peaceful. I'm not quite as well. I thought you should know." Sunshine Marigold shrugs. Sunshine Marigold sings: "Did you forget about me, Mr. Duplicity? I hate to bug you In the middle of dinner." Sunshine Marigold sings: "It was a slap in the face How quickly I was replaced Are you thinking of me when you [cough] her?!" Sunshine Marigold grins in a self-satisfied manner. Sunshine Marigold sings: "Cause the love That you gave That we made Wasn't able To make it enough for you to be open wide No" Sunshine Marigold sings: "And everytime you speak her name,:Does she know how you told me You'd hold me Until you died- 'til you died," Sunshine Marigold yells, "But you're still alive!" Sunshine Marigold sings: "And I'm here" Sunshine Marigold sings: "To remind you Of the mess you left when you went away." Sunshine Marigold glares. Sunshine Marigold sings: "It's not fair" Sunshine Marigold shakes her head. Sunshine Marigold sings: "To deny me Of the cross I bear that you did to me You, you, you oughta know!" (Sunshine Marigold stomps her foot angrily.) Sunshine Marigold sings: "Cause the joke that you laid In the bed that was me And I'm not gonna fade as soon as you close your eyes You know it." Sunshine Marigold cackles gleefully. Sunshine Marigold sings: "And everytime I scratch my nails down someone else's back I hope you feel it... Can you feel it??" Sunshine Marigold throws her head back and howls! Sunshine Marigold sings: "Well, I'm here" Sunshine Marigold sings: "To remind you Of the mess you left when you went away." Sunshine Marigold glares. Sunshine Marigold sings: "It's not fair" Sunshine Marigold shakes her head. Sunshine Marigold sings: "To deny me Of the cross I bear that you did to me You, you, " Sunshine Marigold yells, "YOU OUGHTA KNOW!!" Sunshine Marigold screams! (Sunshine Marigold blinks as the music stops, and composes herself.) Sunshine Marigold bows. Ashley London opens the area up for free discussion. ************************************ Ashley London motions for everyone to quiet down and take a seat. Ashley London exclaims, "Next is Weiland Kurcobain!" Ashley London motions for Weiland Kurcobain to speak. Weiland Kurcobain says, "oh boy" Weiland Kurcobain says, "ok, well, this song is called Hail, Hail its another Pearl Jam song" Slightly off-key, Weiland Kurcobain sings: "Is there room enough for both of us Both of us apart? Are we bound out of obligation? Is that all we got?" Slightly off-key, Weiland Kurcobain sings: "I get the words Then I get to thinkin I don't wanna think I wanna feel" Slightly off-key, Weiland Kurcobain sings: "How do I feel? How do I?..." Slightly off-key, Weiland Kurcobain sings: "If your the only one Will I never be enough? well..." Slightly off-key, Weiland Kurcobain sings: "Hail hail the lucky ones I refer to those in love.. yeah" Slightly off-key, Weiland Kurcobain sings: "I swore I'd love you till the day I die And beyond, Are we going to the same place? If so can I come?" Slightly off-key, Weiland Kurcobain sings: "I swore I'd love you till the day I die And beyond, Are we going to the same place? If so can I come?" Weiland Kurcobain says, "oops" Weiland Kurcobain blushes a nice shade of off-pink. Slightly off-key, Weiland Kurcobain sings: "I swore I'd love you till the day I die And beyond, Are we going to the same place? If so can I come?" Weiland Kurcobain snaps his fingers. Weiland Kurcobain says, "crap" Slightly off-key, Weiland Kurcobain sings: "It's egg rollin, thick & heavy, Ahh, the past we carry Ahh, I could be new, You underestimate me" Slightly off-key, Weiland Kurcobain sings: "If your the only one Will I never be enough? well... Hail hail the lucky ones I refer to those in love.. yeah" Slightly off-key, Weiland Kurcobain sings: "Sometimes realize I could only be as good as you'll let me Are you woman enough to be my man? Bandaged hand in hand" Slightly off-key, Weiland Kurcobain sings: "I find I'm the only one In a race that can't be won, yeah All hail the lucky ones I refer to those in love, yeah" Slightly off-key, Weiland Kurcobain sings: "If your my only one Suppose you only one I want to be your one" Slightly off-key, Weiland Kurcobain sings: "Enough you won Your one Your one Your one" Weiland Kurcobain bows. Weiland Kurcobain blushes a nice shade of off-pink. Ashley London opens the area up for free discussion. ************************************ Ashley London motions for everyone to quiet down and take a seat. Ashley London says, "I believe the karaoke machine skipped a bit there" Ashley London grins. Ashley London exclaims, "Next up is none other than Gina Farrelll!" Ashley London motions for Gina Farrelll to speak. Gina Farrelll drops an cardboard box. Gina Farrelll drops a potted fern. Gina Farrelll just went north. Gina Farrelll just arrived. Gina Farrelll drops a space helmet. Gina Farrelll just went north. Gina Farrelll just arrived. Gina Farrelll says, "I am doing my version of Part of that World" Gina Farrelll smiles nervously (Gina Farrelll walks in with a playful brown puppy following after her.) Gina Farrelll says, "Oh Flouncer you are the only one who understands me" Gina Farrelll sighs. Gina Farrelll was going to lean on an cardboard box but clearly she weighs too much! Gina Farrelll was going to lean on a silver jumpsuit but clearly she weighs too much! (Gina Farrelll bends down and pets the puppy as music fills the room.) In a spell-binding voice, Gina Farrelll sings: "Look at this Earth Isn't it neat? Wouldn't you think our planets complete? Wouldn't you think we re a place A place that has everythin ?" Gina Farrelll sighs. In a spell-binding voice, Gina Farrelll sings: "Look at this World Treasures untold-" (Gina Farrelll walks over to a globe and gives it a spin.) In a spell-binding voice, Gina Farrelll sings: "How many wonders can one planet hold? Lookin' around here you'd think Sure. They ve got everything" Gina Farrelll searches around the room. In a spell-binding voice, Gina Farrelll sings: "We ve got oceans and trees oh so many" Gina Farrelll glances at a potted fern. In a spell-binding voice, Gina Farrelll sings: "We ve got shopping malls and cars galore" Gina Farrelll says, " You want smog and pollution?Hah! We've got plenty" Gina Farrelll smirks. In a spell-binding voice, Gina Farrelll sings: "But who cares? No big deal I want more" Gina Farrelll puts a pair of silver space boots on her feet. Gina Farrelll picks up a space helmet. Gina Farrelll puts a space helmet on her head. Gina Farrelll puts an oxygen tank on her back. In a spell-binding voice, Gina Farrelll sings: "I wanna be where the aliens are I wanna see Wanna see their spaceships Zoomin around in those" Gina Farrelll says, "Whad'ya call 'em? oh - UFOs" (Gina Farrelll shows you a picture of a grinning alien holding up his two fingers as a sign of peace and a silver ship behind him.) In a spell-binding voice, Gina Farrelll sings: "Driving around well its not as fun Ships are required for blastin through space Flying up there at" Gina Farrelll says, "What's that word again? " Gina Farrelll gets a distant look on her face as she ponders. Gina Farrelll exclaims, "Warp speed!" In a spell-binding voice, Gina Farrelll sings: "Up where they float Up where they fly Up where they stay all day in the sky Weightless and free Wish I could be" Gina Farrelll breathes deeply from her oxygen tank. Gina Farrelll breathes deeply from her oxygen tank. Gina Farrelll stares dejectedly at the ground as she scuffs at it with her foot. In a spell-binding voice, Gina Farrelll sings: "Part of that subatmospheric world" Gina Farrelll gazes off into the distance. In a spell-binding voice, Gina Farrelll sings: "What would I give If I could live On that red planet?" (Gina Farrelll glances at a picture of mars.) In a spell-binding voice, Gina Farrelll sings: "What would I pay To spend a day Among the stars ?" (Gina Farrelll gazes wistfully at the glow in the dark star stickers scattered on the ceiling.) In a spell-binding voice, Gina Farrelll sings: "Betcha up there They really care Bet they don't reprimand their daughters Bright young women Sick o' walkin' Ready to fly " (Gina Farrelll climbs onto a tall rock and takes a flying leap off.. flapping her arms rapidly.) Gina Farrelll falls over. In a spell-binding voice, Gina Farrelll sings: "And ready to know what those creatures know" Gina Farrelll glances at a brown leather bomber jacket with an alien's head stitched on the left front and "CREDO QUIA ABSURDUM" stitched in bold red lettering on the back. In a spell-binding voice, Gina Farrelll sings: "Ask 'em my questions And get some answers What's a comet and why does it What's the word? burn?" In a spell-binding voice, Gina Farrelll sings: "When's it my turn? Wouldn't I love Love to explore that space above? Weightless and free Wish I could be" Gina Farrelll sighs. In a spell-binding voice, Gina Farrelll sings: "Part of that subatmospheric world" (Gina Farrelll gets a sparkle in her eyes as she climbs back into the cardboard box decorated with odd shaped meters and silly gadgets glued on or colored on with crayon. She quickly inflates large balloons.) In a spell-binding voice, Gina Farrelll sings: "I don't know when I don't know how" Gina Farrelll smiles as her box leaves the ground and begins to float about a foot over your head In a spell-binding voice, Gina Farrelll sings: "But I know something's starting right now Watch and you'll see Some day I'll be" (Gina Farrelll smiles down at you from above while her box floats dangerously close to the ceiling.) In a spell-binding voice, Gina Farrelll sings: "Part of that subatmospheric world" Gina Farrelll giggles. (Gina Farrelll waves happily at you as her balloons hit the ceiling fan and pop.. sending her falling to the ground.) Gina Farrelll stands back up. Gina Farrelll exclaims, "Oh no! The Concert! My fathers gonna kill me! Come along Flouncer!" (Gina Farrelll exits the stage stumbling over her dog Flouncer.) Ashley London opens the area up for free discussion. ************************************ Ashley London motions for everyone to quiet down and take a seat. Ashley London exclaims, "Next is Jon Garfield!" Ashley London motions for Jon Garfield to speak. Jon Garfield says, "Lisa will be joining me tonight" Jon Garfield smiles. Ashley London motions for Lisa Stone to speak. Ashley London smiles. Jon Garfield recites: "Tonight, Lisa and I will be singing "Opposites Attract", by Paula Abdul." Jon Garfield sings sweetly: "Baby, seems we never ever agree You like the movies, and I like T.V." (Jon Garfield searches for the remote while Lisa looks through the movie listings in the paper.) Lisa Stone sings beautifully: "I take things serious And you take 'em light" (Lisa Stone looks deep in thought while Jon's mind wanders.) Lisa Stone sings beautifully: "I go to bed early" Lisa Stone yawns. (Lisa Stone looks like she's ready for a nap.) Jon Garfield sings sweetly: "And I party all night" Jon Garfield bounces around happily. (Jon Garfield is ready to paint the town red.) Lisa Stone sings beautifully: "Our friends are sayin' We ain't gonna last" (Lisa Stone ignores their friends' comments.) Lisa Stone sings beautifully: "Cuz I move slowly" Jon Garfield sings sweetly: "And baby, I'm fast" Sinder Rose just arrived. Lisa Stone sings beautifully: "I like it quiet" (Lisa Stone lowers the volume on the karaoke machine a bit.) Jon Garfield sings sweetly: "And I love to *SHOUT*" (Jon Garfield cranks the karaoke machine back up.) (Lisa Stone and Jon sing in unison: "But when we get together, it just all works out.) Lisa Stone gazes lovingly at Jon Garfield. Jon Garfield gazes lovingly at Lisa Stone. Jon Garfield sings sweetly: "I take-- Two steps forward" Lisa Stone sings beautifully: "I take-- Two steps back" (Jon Garfield and Lisa sing together: "We come together cuz opposites attract") (Lisa Stone and Jon sing in perfect harmony: "And you know-- it ain't fiction, just a natural fact") (Jon Garfield and Lisa sing in unison: "We come together") (Lisa Stone sings along with Jon: "Cuz op-po-sites attract") Lisa Stone sings beautifully: "Who'da thought We could be lovers?" Jon Garfield sings sweetly: "She makes the bed" Lisa Stone sings beautifully: "And he steals the covers" Jon Garfield sings sweetly: "She likes it neat" Jon Garfield scoffs. Lisa Stone sings beautifully: "And he makes a mess" Lisa Stone rolls her eyes. Jon Garfield sings sweetly: "I take it easy" Lisa Stone sings beautifully: "Baby, I get obsessed" Jon Garfield sings sweetly: "She's got the money" Lisa Stone sings beautifully: "And he's always broke..." (Lisa Stone counts her cash while Jon watches enviously.) (Jon Garfield sings along with Lisa: "...Things in common, there just ain't a one") (Lisa Stone and Jon sing: "But when we get together, we have nothin' but fun") Jon Garfield sings sweetly: "I take-- Two steps forward" Lisa Stone sings beautifully: "I take-- Two steps back" (Jon Garfield and Lisa sing together: "We come together cuz opposites attract") (Lisa Stone and Jon sing in perfect harmony: "And you know-- it ain't fiction, just a natural fact") (Jon Garfield and Lisa sing in unison: "We come together") (Lisa Stone sings along with Jon: "Cuz op-po-sites attract") Jon Garfield sings sweetly: "Baby ain't it somethin' How we lasted this long" Lisa Stone sings beautifully: "You and me Provin' everyone wrong" Jon Garfield sings sweetly: "Don't think we'll ever Get our differences patched" Lisa Stone sings beautifully: "Don't really matter Cuz we're perfectly matched" Jon Garfield sings sweetly: "I take-- Two steps forward" Lisa Stone sings beautifully: "I take-- Two steps back" (Jon Garfield and Lisa sing together: "We come together cuz opposites attract") (Lisa Stone and Jon sing in perfect harmony: "And you know-- it ain't fiction, just a natural fact") (Jon Garfield and Lisa sing in unison: "We come together") (Lisa Stone sings along with Jon: "Cuz op-po-sites attract") Jon Garfield sings sweetly: "I take-- Two steps forward" Lisa Stone sings beautifully: "I take-- Two steps back" (Jon Garfield and Lisa sing together: "We come together cuz opposites attract") (Lisa Stone and Jon sing in perfect harmony: "And you know-- it ain't fiction, just a natural fact") (Jon Garfield and Lisa sing in unison: "We come together") (Lisa Stone sings along with Jon: "Cuz op-po-sites attract") Lisa Stone swoons at the sight of Jon Garfield. Jon Garfield swoons at the sight of Lisa Stone. Lisa Stone jumps up excitedly. Lisa Stone curtsies. Jon Garfield stands back up. Jon Garfield bows. Ashley London opens the area up for free discussion. ************************************ Ashley London motions for everyone to quiet down and take a seat. Ashley London says, "Next up is Sinder Rose" Ashley London motions for Sinder Rose to speak. Ashley London motions for Jade Rose to speak. Sinder Rose grins. Ashley London exclaims, "And Jade Rose!" Jade Rose smiles. Sinder Rose exclaims, "I want to start out by saying Happy Birthday to Candi, and happy early birthday to Jade Rose and Jack Flashman. Luv ya both!" Sinder Rose grins. Sinder Rose exclaims, "I want to start out by saying Happy Birthday to Candi, and happy early birthday to Jade Rose and Jack Flashman. Luv ya both!" (Sinder Rose is trying to figure out how SHE got stuck with the MALE part.) Sinder Rose grumbles about something. Jade Rose just hugged Sinder Rose. Jade Rose grins. (Sinder Rose pauses so you can look around at the setting. You notice that Jade Rose is sitting on the top of some steps that lead to the Little Shop Of Horrors that Seymour works at. She is crying.) (Jade Rose has a blank look in her eyes as she sit their crying for the loss of her boyfriend, the psycotic, masochistic dentist that bossed her around because Stanley (Played by Sinder