_________________________________________ / -Karaoke- \ | -November 29, 1997- | | Recorded & Edited by Aubrey McMichaels | \___http://pages.prodigy.net/aubreymcm/___/ ***************************************** Ashley London exclaims, "WE WILL HAVE A SECOND AND THIRD PLACE WINNER OF A KARAOKE CAP!" Ashley London taps a black baseball cap that has KARAOKE ROCKS! on it in red lettering. Ashley London says, "FIRST PLACE WILL ALSO GET THE CAP" Ashley London exclaims, "THESE CAPS ARE NOT RETROACTIVE!" Ashley London exclaims, "OUR JUDGES ALSO GET CAPS!" Ashley London says, "AND EACH PARTICIPANT GETS A LITTLE BETTER AT SINGING" Ashley London exclaims, "AND EACH PARTICIPANT GETS A KARAOKE BUTTON!" Ashley London exclaims, "OK, LET'S GET STARTED!" Ashley London gets a black baseball cap with KARAOKE ROCKS! stitched on it in red lettering from inside her black mini-skirt. ***************************************** Ashley London motions for everyone to quiet down and take a seat. Ashley London exclaims, "First up tonight is September Powers!" Ashley London motions for September Powers to speak. September Powers smiles. September Powers stands back up. September Powers recites: "This song goes out to: Duccio." September Powers smiles gently and gestures into a corner. The lights go off except for a single spotlight on her. Beautiful music starts to play. September Powers smiles and closes her eyes. Horribly off-key, September Powers sings: "You give your hand to me" September Powers smiles warmly and extends her hand, while the other holds a microphone. Horribly off-key, September Powers sings: "And then you say hello And I can hardly speak My heart is beating so" September Powers smiles innocently and places her hand on her heart. Horribly off-key, September Powers sings: "And anyone can tell You think you know me well But you don't know me" September Powers smiles sadly and shakes her head. Horribly off-key, September Powers sings: "Oooooh" Horribly off-key, September Powers sings: "Oh you don't know the one Who dreams of you at night Longs to kiss your lips Longs to hold you tight" September Powers smiles sadly as she holds herself in an embrace. Horribly off-key, September Powers sings: "Oh I am just a friend That's all I've ever been Cuz you don't know me" September Powers smiles sadly as a tear rolls down her cheek. Horribly off-key, September Powers sings: "I never knew the art of making love Though my heart aches with love for you Afraid and shy I let my chance go by The chance that you might love me too" September Powers smiles sadly and begins to walk around the room. Horribly off-key, September Powers sings: "You give your hand to me" September Powers smiles sadly as she extends her hand. Horribly off-key, September Powers sings: "And then you say Goodbye I watch you walk away Along side the lucky guy" September Powers smiles sadly, opens her eyes and begins to walk almost as if to stop someone from leaving. She then reaches out her hand as almost to touch someone she loves, but, sadly pulls back. Horribly off-key, September Powers sings: "Oh you will never know" September Powers smiles sadly and shakes her head Horribly off-key, September Powers sings: "The one who loves you so Oh you don't now me" September Powers smiles slightly and hums the tune to herself. Horribly off-key, September Powers sings: "You give your hand to me" September Powers smiles sadly and extends her hand Horribly off-key, September Powers sings: "And you say goodnight I watch you walk away Along side the lucky guy Oh you will never know The one who loves you so Cuz you don't know me" September Powers smiles sadly and closes her eyes. Horribly off-key, September Powers sings: "Oh, you don't know me" Kim Canella's group just arrived. September Powers begins to weep softly. Horribly off-key, September Powers sings: "Oooooooh, you don't know me" September Powers bows. Ashley London opens the area up for free discussion. ***************************************** Ashley London motions for everyone to quiet down and take a seat. Ashley London exclaims, "Next up is Nina Perrson!" Ashley London motions for Nina Perrson to speak. (Nina Perrson walks nervously onto the stage, glancing around for reassurance.) Nina Perrson seems to be waiting for something. Nina Perrson says, "gee, thanks guys" Nina Perrson grumbles about something. (Nina Perrson glances at the karaoke machine, waiting for the music to start. it doesnt.) Nina Perrson says, "oooookay" Nina Perrson says, "This is 'Once in a Lifetime' by those great Talking Heads" Nina Perrson sings beautifully: "And you may find yourself living in a shotgun shack" (Nina Perrson glances at the karaoke machine, which has just started up the music. grrreat timing.) Nina Perrson sings beautifully: "And you may find yourself in another part of the world" (Nina Perrson searches her map frantically for a place called morada. cant find it anywhere!) Nina Perrson sings beautifully: "And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile" (Nina Perrson barrels around in a monster truck.) Nina Perrson sings beautifully: "And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife" (Nina Perrson closes her eyes and dreams..no, not of eve.) Nina Perrson sings beautifully: "And you may ask yourself-Well...How did I get here?" Nina Perrson gets a distant look on her face as she ponders. Nina Perrson sings beautifully: "Letting the days go by Let the water hold me down" Nina Perrson glances at a glass of tepid water. Nina Perrson blinks. Nina Perrson sings beautifully: "Letting the days go by Water flowing underground" (Nina Perrson gets a sudden urge to run to the tidepools.) Nina Perrson sings beautifully: "Into the blue again After the money's gone" (Nina Perrson rummages in her pockets.) Nina Perrson sighs. Nina Perrson sings beautifully: "Once in a lifetime Water flowing underground." Nina Perrson pets a glass of tepid water. Nina Perrson sings beautifully: "And you may ask yourself How do I work this?" (Nina Perrson fiddles around.. who needs instructions?) Nina Perrson scoffs. Nina Perrson sings beautifully: "And you may ask yourself Where is that large automobile?" Nina Perrson glances around. (Nina Perrson should've used the club...) Nina Perrson sings beautifully: "And you may tell yourself This is not my beautiful house!" (Nina Perrson thinks...oops?) Nina Perrson sings beautifully: "And you may tell yourself This is not my beautiful wife!" Nina Perrson exclaims, "ack.. they looked the same, i swear!" Nina Perrson sings beautifully: "Letting the days go by Let the water hold me down" Nina Perrson glares at a glass of tepid water. Nina Perrson sings beautifully: "Letting the days go by Water flowing underground" (Nina Perrson tries to drill into the cantina's floor.) Nina Perrson sings beautifully: "Into the blue again After the money's gone" (Nina Perrson flips her meager pennies.) Nina Perrson sings beautifully: "Once in a lifetime Water flowing underground." Nina Perrson just gave a glass of tepid water a big, mushy smooch. Nina Perrson sings beautifully: "Same as it ever was... Same as it ever was..." (Nina Perrson pets her boring, predictable lifestyle.) (Nina Perrson waits as the karaoke machine goes into a long solo.. and a pretty bad one at that.) Nina Perrson sings beautifully: "Water dissolving... And water removing" Nina Perrson takes a sip of her tepid water. Nina Perrson sings beautifully: "There is water at the bottom of the ocean.." (Nina Perrson thinks, wow, talk about a revelation!) Nina Perrson sings beautifully: "Carry the water at the bottom of the ocean Remove the water at the bottom of the ocean!" Nina Perrson drains her tepid water! Nina Perrson sings beautifully: "Letting the days go by Let the water hold me down" Nina Perrson pokes her finger at a glass of tepid water. Nina Perrson sings beautifully: "Letting the days go by Water flowing underground" (Nina Perrson suddenly realizes this song is making her really thirsty..) Nina Perrson sings beautifully: "Into the blue again In the silent water" (Nina Perrson holds her water up to her ear and listens intently.) Nina Perrson sings beautifully: "Under the rocks and stones There is water underground." Nina Perrson glances at a glass of tepid water. Nina Perrson cringes. Nina Perrson asks, "cant you get any evian around here?" Nina Perrson sings beautifully: "Letting the days go by Let the water hold me down" Nina Perrson stares blankly at a glass of tepid water. Nina Perrson sings beautifully: "Letting the days go by Water flowing underground" (Nina Perrson likes the hot tub better.) Nina Perrson sings beautifully: "Into the blue again After the money's gone" (Nina Perrson shoves her hands into her empty pockets and mutters about expensive weddings.) Nina Perrson sings beautifully: "Once in a lifetime Water flowing underground." Nina beams happily at a glass of tepid water. Nina Perrson sings beautifully: "And you may ask yourself What is that beautiful house?" Nina Perrson furrows her brow. Nina Perrson sings beautifully: "And you may ask yourself Where does that highway go?" (Nina Perrson tries to peer down a road and begins chanting 'the road not taken..'.) Nina Perrson sings beautifully: "And you may ask yourself Am I right?...Am I wrong?" (Nina Perrson begins to ask herself, then realizes she's always right.) Nina Perrson sings beautifully: "And you may tell yourself.. MY GOD!...WHAT HAVE I DONE?" Nina Perrson blushes a nice shade of off-pink. Nina Perrson stares dejectedly at the ground as she scuffs at it with her foot. (Nina Perrson isn't going to confession this time.) Nina Perrson sings beautifully: "Letting the days go by Let the water hold me down" Nina Perrson rolls her eyes. Nina Perrson sings beautifully: "Letting the days go by Water flowing underground" (Nina Perrson pokes at the floorboards of the cantina.) Nina Perrson sings beautifully: "Into the blue again After the money's gone" (Nina Perrson really doesnt want to think of the money being gone.) Nina Perrson sings beautifully: "Once in a lifetime Water flowing underground." Nina Perrson holds up her tepid water for closer study and furrows her brow. Nina Perrson sings beautifully: "Same as it ever was..." (Nina Perrson scoffs at the idea of spontaneity.) Nina Perrson drains her tepid water! Nina Perrson bows. Ashley London opens the area up for free discussion. ***************************************** Ashley London motions for everyone to quiet down and take a seat. Ashley London says, "Next up is Katt Blade" Ashley London motions for Katt Blade to speak. (Katt Blade clears her throat.) Katt Blade sings sweetly: "Well I'm drivin' down the road in my beat up Ford I got a plastic Jesus on my dashboard. I'm goin real fast and usin' lots of gas Theres a guy behind me that actually wants to pass!" (Katt Blade makes car noises.) Katt Blade sings sweetly: "So I put my foot to that accelerator And its like 'Hey man I'll see you later!' Cause..." (Katt Blade floors it.) Katt Blade sings sweetly: "I'm a cool guy with a caaaar!" Katt Blade bounces around happily. Katt Blade sings sweetly: "Well I pull up at a light and this same fella' wants to race me So I get an early start cause I dont wan't him to waste me! He thinks hes real tough in his 280Z But I blow him away in my LTD!" Katt Blade scoffs. Katt is admiring herself again. Katt Blade sings sweetly: "And as I cruise down that lonesome highway Theres a reoccuring thought that I just gotta say That..." Katt Blade gets an impish expression on her face, and lets out a hearty cheer. Katt Blade sings sweetly: "I'm a cool guy with a car!" Katt Blade bounces around happily. Katt Blade sings sweetly: "Well theres only a few things in this world that I savor As much as a 350 engine with a carburator And though you might think I'm a little misguided" Katt Blade lets out a deep sigh of contentment that seems to come from the depth of her soul. Katt Blade sings sweetly: "All that macho automotive stuff makes me excited! So dont try and tell me to get my priorities straight At least i dont drive my mom's 98' Cause..." Katt Blade gets an impish expression on her face, and lets out a hearty cheer. Katt Blade sings sweetly: "I'm a cool guy with a car!" Katt Blade bounces around happily. Katt Blade sings sweetly: "Start her up! Vroooom! Vroooom! Vroooom!