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     /                -Karaoke-                \
     |            -January 10, 1998-           |
     |  Recorded & Edited by Aubrey McMichaels |
     \___http://pages.prodigy.net/aubreymcm/___/

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Ashley London steps out of the shadows.
Ashley London says, "OUR JUDGES ARE TALYA, TASMIN AND ALEXIS"
Ashley London says, "JUDGES, PLEASE RATE EACH PERFORMANCE FROM 1 TO 20"
Ashley London says, "1 IS BAD, 20 IS GREAT"
Ashley London says, "USE **REPORT** TO GIVE ME YOUR SCORES"
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Ashley London calls the assembly to order.  After a moment the crowd quiets down.
Ashley London exclaims, "Welcome everyone!"
Ashley London exclaims, "Thanks for coming to our regular karaoke tonight!"
Najasa Gelain says, "Our first singer tonight is September Powers."

September Powers stands up to address the assembly.

September Powers says, "Tonight I will be singing, My Heart Will Go On, from Titanic."
September Powers smiles.
September Powers smiles sadly as The Cantina slowly disapears. She is now standing on
 the edge of a large ship, you can see the bold lettering that reads TITANIC.
September Powers seems to be in a dreamy mood.

Horribly off-key, September Powers sings:

    "Every night in my dreams
      I see you"

September Powers smiles warmly as a handsome young man walks up from behind her and
 kisses her on the neck

Horribly off-key, September Powers sings:

    "I feel you,
      That is how I know you go on"


Horribly off-key, September Powers sings:

    "Far across the distance
      And spaces between us
      You have come to show you go on"

September Powers smiles as they spin around and kiss once more. Suddenly they are
 seperated and she is now wet, and lost in a crowd of paniced passangers. 

Horribly off-key, September Powers sings:

    "Near, far, wherever you are
      I believe that the heart does go on"

September Powers smiles sadly as she runs through water up to her knees, searching for
 the man.

Horribly off-key, September Powers sings:

    "Once more you open the door
      And you're here in my heart"

September Powers exclaims, "Jack!"
September Powers smiles joyfully as she runs into his arms. 

Horribly off-key, September Powers sings:

    "And my heart will go on and on"


Horribly off-key, September Powers sings:

    "Love can touch us one time
      And last for a lifetime
      And never let go till we're one"

September Powers smiles as he runs his hand through her wet hair

Horribly off-key, September Powers sings:

    "Love was when I loved you
      One true time I hold to
      In my life we'll always go on."

September Powers gasps.  She looks rather startled.
September Powers seems scared.
September Powers smiles fearfully as they run to a safe part of the ship.

Horribly off-key, September Powers sings:

    "Near,far, wherever you are"

September Powers blinks.
September Powers smiles as she travels farther back in time

Horribly off-key, September Powers sings:

    "I believe that the heart does go on
      Once more you open the door"

September Powers laughs!
September folds her arms and flashes a playful smile, striking a dramatic pose for all
 those gathered.
September Powers smiles as she walks into the room. She then lays on a couch while he
 sketches pictures of her

Horribly off-key, September Powers sings:

    "And you're here in my heart
      And my heart will go on and on"


Horribly off-key, September Powers sings:

    "There is some love that will not go away"

September Powers blinks.
September Powers smiles as she travels through time. FLASH she whispers, "I love you."
 FLASH the wind blows through her beautiful hair as he holds her by the edge of the
 ship.

Horribly off-key, September Powers sings:

    "You're here, there's nothing I fear,
      And I know that my heart will go on
      We'll stay forever this way."

September Powers smiles as she appears to be in a dream sequence. She walks up a
 beautiful staircase and standing in front of a magnificant clock, is, him. They
 connect their hands, as do their hearts. 

Horribly off-key, September Powers sings:

    "You are safe in my heart
      And my heart will go on and on"

September Powers begins to weep softly.
September Powers smiles as you notice a beautiful necklace fall into the water.
September Powers lies down.
September Powers smiles sadly as the Titanic slowly fades away and The Cantina once
 more appears
September Powers stands back up.
Ashley London opens the floor back up for general discussion.
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Ashley London calls the assembly to order.  After a moment the crowd quiets down.
Najasa Gelain says, "Next up is Summer Matthews."

Summer Matthews stands up to address the assembly.

Summer Matthews says, "I will be singing Tyrone, by Miss Erykah Badu"
Summer Matthews smiles.
Summer Matthews asks, "Y'all want me to do this?"
Summer Matthews says, "Now keep in mind that I'm an artist, and I'm serious about my
 stuff"
(Summer Matthews looks out into the crowd.)
Summer Matthews seems nervous.
Summer Matthews says, "So y'all be nice"
Summer Matthews grins.
Miles Bukowski sits down.
Summer Matthews asks, "Ladies how y'all doin tonight?"
Summer Matthews asks, "Fellas yall alright?"
Summer Matthews says, "We gonna do this right here for all the no good men"
Summer Matthews grins.
(Summer Matthews gets an attitude with her sorry man.)

Horribly off-key, Summer Matthews sings:

    "I'm getting tired of your mess
     You don't never buy me nothin"

Summer Matthews frowns.
Summer Matthews seems annoyed.

Horribly off-key, Summer Matthews sings:

    "And everytime you come around
     You gotta bring Jim, James
     Paul and Tyrone"

Summer Matthews seems mad.
Summer Matthews rolls her eyes.
(Summer Matthews puts her hands on her hips.)

Horribly off-key, Summer Matthews sings:

    "See why can't we be by ourselves sometimes
     See I've been havin this on my mind
     For a long time"


Horribly off-key, Summer Matthews sings:

    "I just want it to be
     You and me
     Like it used to be
     Baby"

Summer Matthews seems to be in a nostalgic mood.

Horribly off-key, Summer Matthews sings:

    "But you don't know how to act"

Summer Matthews smacks her lips.
Summer Matthews seems mad.

Horribly off-key, Summer Matthews sings:

    "So matta fact
     I think you better call Tyrone"


Horribly off-key, Summer Matthews sings:

    "Call him"


Horribly off-key, Summer Matthews sings:

    "And tell him come on help you get your"

Summer Matthews points out.
Summer Matthews seems impatient.

Horribly off-key, Summer Matthews sings:

    "You need to call Tyrone"


Horribly off-key, Summer Matthews sings:

    "Call him"


Horribly off-key, Summer Matthews sings:

    "And tell him I said come on"

(Summer Matthews looks at her man with disdain.)

Horribly off-key, Summer Matthews sings:

    "Now everytime I ask you for a little cash"


Horribly off-key, Summer Matthews sings:

    "You say no then turn right around and ask me for some"

Summer's jaw drops.
(Summer Matthews wave her hand and rolls her neck like only a female can.)

Horribly off-key, Summer Matthews sings:

    "Oh but hold up listen partna I ain't no cheap thrill
     Cause Miss Matthews always comin for real
     And you know the deal"


Horribly off-key, Summer Matthews sings:

    "Everytime we go somewhere
     I gotta reach down in my purse"

(Summer Matthews taps her wallet.)
Summer Matthews seems irritated.

Horribly off-key, Summer Matthews sings:

    "To pay your way
     And your homeboy's way
     And sometimes your cousins way"

Summer Matthews rolls her eyes.

Horribly off-key, Summer Matthews sings:

    "They don't never have to pay
     Don't have no cars
     Hang around in bars tryna hang around wit stars"

Summer Matthews smirks.

Horribly off-key, Summer Matthews sings:

    "Like badu i'ma tell you the truth
     So show and prove
     Or get the boot"

(Summer Matthews kicks her man.)

Horribly off-key, Summer Matthews sings:

    "I think you betta"

Summer Matthews chuckles.

Horribly off-key, Summer Matthews sings:

    "Call him"


Horribly off-key, Summer Matthews sings:

    "And tell him come on help you get your "


Horribly off-key, Summer Matthews sings:

    "You need to call tyrone
     Call him"

Summer Matthews says, "but hold up"
(Summer Matthews glances at her man.)
(Summer Matthews snatches up the phone.)

Horribly off-key, Summer Matthews sings:

    "But you can't use my phone"

Summer Matthews grins.
(Summer Matthews sticks her tongue out at her man.)
Summer Matthews grins.
Summer Matthews bows.
Ashley London opens the floor back up for general discussion.
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Ashley London calls the assembly to order.  After a moment the crowd quiets down.
Najasa Gelain says, "Now it's time for Armand. "

Armand Chascour stands up to address the assembly.

Armand Chascour says, "tonight i do "fever" by Peggy Lee"
Armand Chascour seems indifferent.
Armand Chascour hums a tune softly to himself.
Armand Chascour sways back and forth.
Armand Chascour snaps his fingers.

Armand Chascour sings sweetly:

    "'Never know how much I love you
      Never know how much I care
      When you put your arms around me
      I get a fever that's so hard to bear"


Armand Chascour sings sweetly:

    "'You give me fever"

Armand Chascour snaps his fingers.

Armand Chascour sings sweetly:

    "'When you kiss me
      Fever when you hold me tight
      fever in the morning
      fever all through the night"


Armand Chascour sings sweetly:

    "'Sun lights up in the daytime
      Moon lights up in the night
      My eyes light up when you call my name
      Cause I know you're gonna treat me right"


Armand Chascour sings sweetly:

    "'You give me fever"

Armand Chascour sways back and forth.

Armand Chascour sings sweetly:

    "'When you kiss me
      Fever when you hold me tight
      Fever in the morning
      fever all through the night"

Armand Chascour sings sweetly:

    "'Everybody's got the fever
      that is something you should know
      Fever isnt such a new scene
      Fever started long ago"


Armand Chascour sings sweetly:

    "'You give me fever"

Armand Chascour sways back and forth.

Armand Chascour sings sweetly:

    "'when you kiss me
      fever when you hold me tight
      fever in the morning
      fever all through the night"


Armand Chascour sings sweetly:

    "' Romeo loved Juliet
      Juliet, she felt the same
      When he put his arms around her
      He said "Julie baby, you're my flame"


Armand Chascour sings sweetly:

    "' He gave her fever"

Armand Chascour snaps his fingers.

Armand Chascour sings sweetly:

    "'when he kissed her
      fever when he held her tight
      fever in the morning
      fever all through the night"


Armand Chascour sings sweetly:

    "'Everybody's got the fever
      that is something you should know
      Fever isnt such a new scene
      fever started long ago"

Armand Chascour sways back and forth.

Armand Chascour sings sweetly:

    "' Captain Smith and Pocahontas
      had a very mad affair
      When her daddy tried to kill him
      she said "Daddy oh dont you dare
      "He gives me fever
      with his kisses, fever when he holds me tight
      "Fever, I'm his Missus
      So Daddy wont you treat him right"

Armand Chascour sways back and forth.

Armand Chascour sings sweetly:

    "'Fever, when you kiss them
      Fever if you live and learn
      Fever, til you sizzle
      what a lovely way to burn"


Armand Chascour sings sweetly:

    "'What a lovely way to burn"

Armand Chascour hums a tune softly to himself.
Armand Chascour whistles a cheerful tune.
Armand Chascour bows.
Armand Chascour sits down.
Ashley London opens the floor back up for general discussion.
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Ashley London calls the assembly to order.  After a moment the crowd quiets down.
Najasa Gelain says, "Heeeeeeer's Noodles."

Noodles Holland stands up to address the assembly.

(Noodles Holland comes on stage and suddenly peach trees appear on the stage.)
(Noodles Holland takes out a Presidents of the United States of america CD, puts it in
 his player, and turns to track 6.)
Noodles Holland pushes a button on a CD player, and music begins to emanate from some
 headphones.
(Noodles Holland takes out a bassitar and starts to play. If you don't know what a
 bassitar is, don't ask!)

Noodles Holland sings sweetly:

    "Movin to the country
     Gonna eat a lot of Peaches
     Movin to the country
     Gonna eat me a lot of peaches"

(Noodles Holland picks a fresh ripe peach from the trees.)
Noodles Holland glances at a fresh ripe peach.
Noodles Holland takes a bite of a fresh ripe peach.
Noodles Holland sings sweetly:

    "Movin to the country
     I'm gonna eat a lot of peaches
     Movin to the country
     Gonna eat a lot of peaches"


Noodles Holland sings sweetly:

    "Movin to the country
     I'm gonna eat a lot of peaches
     Movin to the country
     Gonna eat a lot of peaches"


Noodles Holland sings sweetly:

    "Peaches come from a can"

(Noodles Holland puts the peach in a can.)

Noodles Holland sings sweetly:

    "They were put there by a man"

Noodles Holland points at himself.

Noodles Holland sings sweetly:

    "In a factory downtown"

Noodles Holland recites:

    "Odd. I always thought the factory would be in west end"


Noodles Holland sings sweetly:

    "And if I had my little way
     I'd eat peaches everyday"

Noodles Holland takes a bite of a fresh ripe peach.

Noodles Holland sings sweetly:

    "Sun soakin peaches in the shaaaaade"

Noodles Holland says, "That's SHADE not CHADE for you GM lovers"

Noodles Holland sings sweetly:

    "Movin to the country
     I'm gonna eat a lot of peaches
     Movin to the country
     Gonna eat a lot of peaches"

(Noodles Holland engulfs a peach straight off the tree.)

Noodles Holland sings sweetly:

    "Movin to the country
     I'm gonna eat a lot of peaches
     Movin to the country
     Gonna eat a lot of peaches"


Noodles Holland sings sweetly:

    "I took a little nap when I met some twist"

Noodles Holland collapses in a heap on the floor.
Noodles Holland yawns.
Noodles Holland seems sleepy.

Noodles Holland sings sweetly:

    "Squished a rotten peach in my fist"

(Noodles Holland doesn't want to squish his peach because it is nice and fresh.)

Noodles Holland sings sweetly:

    "And dreamed about you"

Noodles Holland points at Celeste Catharow.

Noodles Holland sings sweetly:

    "Woman!"


Noodles Holland sings sweetly:

    "I poked my finger down inside"

(Noodles Holland pokes a hole in his peach.)

Noodles Holland sings sweetly:

    "Made a little room for a man to hide"

(Noodles Holland hides in his peach. What a scardy cat! He comes out and sings...)

Noodles Holland sings sweetly:

    "Nature's candy in my hand
     Or can
     Or pie"

(Noodles Holland takes the peaches out of the can and bakes a pie.)
(Noodles Holland takes out a huge tennis ball server with A MILLION PEACHES writen on
 it during the long interlude.)

Noodles Holland sings sweetly:

    "Millions of Peaches
     Peaches for me
     Millions of Peaches
     Peaches for free
     Millions of peaches
     Peaches for me
     Millions of peaches
     Peaches for free
     LOOK OUT!"

Noodles Holland smiles as the server starts launching peaches into the audience. Ashley
 gets hit right in the head by a rotten one. Some people start throwing them back on
 stage. Hey! That's not nice!

Noodles Holland sings sweetly:

    "Millions of Peaches
     Peaches for me
     Millions of Peaches
     Peaches for free
     Millions of peaches
     Peaches for me
     Millions of peaches
     Peaches for free
     LOOK OUT!"

(Noodles Holland stops playing. He's done.)
Ashley London opens the floor back up for general discussion.
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Ashley London calls the assembly to order.  After a moment the crowd quiets down.
Najasa Gelain says, "Sunshine Marigold... you're on."

Sunshine Marigold stands up to address the assembly.

Najasa Gelain smiles at Sunshine Marigold.
(Sunshine Marigold approaches the stage, an acoustic guitar hanging from her neck.)
Sunshine Marigold says, "This is called 'Look to the Children', by Sister Hazel."
(Sunshine Marigold tests a few chords before beginning to play an upbeat melody.)

Sunshine Marigold sings:

    "I took a walk by the sea..."

Sunshine Marigold paces back and forth.

Sunshine Marigold sings:

    "Nothing else, just for me"

Sunshine Marigold points at herself.

Sunshine Marigold sings:

    "Yesterday was a long, long time ago"


Sunshine Marigold sings:

    "There's a man and he's sighing
     It's all he's got to keep from crying"

Sunshine Marigold frowns.

Sunshine Marigold sings:

    "His shattered dreams
     Have been worn down by life"

Sunshine Marigold's shoulders bow as if under some great burden.

Sunshine Marigold sings:

    "And I wonder now
     How a man gets so far down"

Sunshine Marigold shakes her head.
Sunshine Marigold sighs.

Sunshine Marigold sings:

    "Where's the pride and the glory?
     Where's the pot of gold?"

Sunshine Marigold searches around the room.

Sunshine Marigold sings:

    "And I...
     I look to the children"

Sunshine Marigold smiles softly as she walks around the stage, playing her guitar and
 getting all folksy. As you listen, you can't help but observe how complicated life has
 become, and you wish you were a kid again.

Sunshine Marigold sings:

    "I took a walk by the sea..."

Sunshine Marigold grins and glances out the window, where you can see the ocean
 crashing on the rocks in the distance.

Sunshine Marigold sings:

    "I'd forgotten what it meant to me"

(Sunshine Marigold 's eyes sparkle.)

Sunshine Marigold sings:

    "Some things we should carry from the past
     There's a boy and he's singin'"

(Sunshine Marigold closes her eyes, and you can almost hear that boy joining her on the
 lyrics.)

Sunshine Marigold sings:

    "And in the wind, his words are ringin'
     His innocence, it is buried in us all..."

Sunshine Marigold smiles at you, as if asking you to go find it.

Sunshine Marigold sings:

    "Now I look and see
     That boy inside of me"

Sunshine wipes the sweat from her brow.

Sunshine Marigold sings:

    "May have seen a storm or two,
     But the dream is alive"


Sunshine Marigold sings:

    "And I...
     I look to the children
     I look to the children"

Sunshine Marigold tosses her volcano yoyo down, and it climbs back up the string where
 Sunshine catches it deftly.
Sunshine Marigold giggles.

Sunshine Marigold sings:

    "And I look around..."

Sunshine Marigold glances around.

Sunshine Marigold sings:

    "So many, so far down"

(Sunshine Marigold glances at a pair of businessmen in the corner, furtively discussing
 the stock exchange while sipping martinis. One of them suddenly grimaces and mutters
 something about an ulcer.)

Sunshine Marigold sings:

    "Just search inside yourself...
     But the dream's alive...!"

Sunshine Marigold grins.

Sunshine Marigold sings:

    "And I...
     I look to the children"


Sunshine Marigold sings:

    "I look to the children."

Sunshine Marigold bows.
Ashley London opens the floor back up for general discussion.
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Ashley London calls the assembly to order.  After a moment the crowd quiets down.
Najasa Gelain says, "Next up is... Weiland."
Najasa Gelain smiles at Weiland Kurcobain.

Weiland Kurcobain stands up to address the assembly.

Weiland Kurcobain smiles at Najasa Gelain.
Weiland Kurcobain says, "ok, this song is called Off He Goes, by Pearl Jam.."

Slightly off-key, Weiland Kurcobain sings:

    "I know a man
     His face seems pulled and tense...
     Like he's riding on a motorbike..
     In the strongest winds"


Slightly off-key, Weiland Kurcobain sings:

    "So I approach with tact..
     Suggest that he should relax..
     But he's always moving much too fast"


Slightly off-key, Weiland Kurcobain sings:

    "Said he'll see me on the flip side
     On this trip he's takin' for a ride
     He's been takin' ..... too much on
      Off he goes with his perfectly unkempt clothes
     There he goes"


Slightly off-key, Weiland Kurcobain sings:

    "He has yet to come back
     But I've seen his picture
     It doesn't look the same upon the rack
     We go way back..."


Slightly off-key, Weiland Kurcobain sings:

    "I wonder 'bout his insides
     It's like his thoughts are too big for his size
     He's been taken.... where? I don't know
      Off he goes with his perfectly unkempt hope
     There he goes"


Slightly off-key, Weiland Kurcobain sings:

    "And now I rub my eyes....
     For he has returned
     Seems my preconceptions are what should have been burned
     For he still smiles...
     And he's still strong"


Slightly off-key, Weiland Kurcobain sings:

    "Nothing's changed but the surrounding bullsh....
     That has grown"


Slightly off-key, Weiland Kurcobain sings:

    "And now he's home
     And we're laughing
     Like we always did
     My same old... same old friend....
      
     Until a quarter to ten..."


Slightly off-key, Weiland Kurcobain sings:

    "I saw the strain creep in...
     He seems distracted and I know just what is gonna happen next....
     Before his first steps....
     He's off again..."

Weiland Kurcobain bows.
Ashley London opens the floor back up for general discussion.
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Ashley London calls the assembly to order.  After a moment the crowd quiets down.
Najasa Gelain says, "Next up is Cat Jacobs."

Cat Jacobs stands up to address the assembly.

(Cat Jacobs peeks around the corner of the stage, smiles sweetly at the judges and
 announces, "I will be singing Part of your World.")
(Cat Jacobs takes her position after the stagehands finishing laying the mirrors and
 adjusting the lights, turning the stage into an seemingly underwater world.)
(Cat Jacobs puffs out a sigh glancing around her.)
Cat Jacobs asks, "Look at this stuff, Isn't it neat?"

Cat Jacobs sings:

    "Wouldn't you think my collection's complete?
     Wouldn't you think I'm the girl..
     The girl who has ev'rything?"

(Cat Jacobs lifts a golden goblet holding it up to the light.)

Cat Jacobs sings:

    "Look at this trove
     Treasures untold,How many wonders can one cavern hold?
     Lookin' around here you'd think
     (Sure) she's got everything!"


Cat Jacobs sings:

    "I've got gadgets and gizmos aplenty!
     I've got whozits and whatzits galore
     You want thingamabobs? I've got twenty..
     But who cares? No big deal...
     I want MORE..."

(Cat Jacobs lifts her chin up gazing longingly towards the surface.)

Cat Jacobs sings:

    "I wanna be where the people are
     I wanna see..Wanna see 'em dancin'
     Walkin' around on those..."

Cat Jacobs asks, "Whad'ya call 'em?"

Cat Jacobs sings:

    "Oh - feet..
     Flippin' your fins you don't get too far
     Legs are required for jumpin', dancin'
     Strollin' along down a.."

Cat Jacobs asks, "What's that word again?"

Cat Jacobs sings:

    "Streeet...
     Up where they walk
     Up where they run
     Up where they stay all day in the sun
     Wanderin' free
     Wish I could be..
     <softly Part of that world.."

(Cat Jacobs glances up at the sound of children laughing, drops her head sadly.)

Cat Jacobs sings:

    "What would I give
     If I could live outta these waters?
     What would I pay..to spend a day
     Warm on the sand?"

Cat Jacobs says, "Betcha on land..they understand.."

Cat Jacobs sings:

    "Bet they don't reprimand their daughters
     Bright young women..sick o' swimmin'
     Ready to Staaaand!"

(Cat Jacobs flips her fin with a heavy sigh.)

Cat Jacobs sings:

    "Ready to know what the people know
     Ask 'em my questions
     And get some answers
     What's a fire and why does it.."

Cat Jacobs says, "What's the word? Burn..."
(Cat Jacobs slowly she flaps her fin and floats from her position on the rock her eyes
 intent on the shore above.)

Cat Jacobs sings:

    "When's it my turn?
     Wouldn't I love
     Love to explore that shore above?"

(Cat Jacobs vanishes into the rafters above the stage and you hear a soft splash, in
 the distance you hear her sing.)

Cat Jacobs sings:

    "Out of the sea
     Wish I could be...
     Part of that world.."

(Cat Jacobs drops from the ceiling as the lights come on, dangling from a dozen stage
 strings.)
(Cat Jacobs curtsies in mid-air as the curtain drops.)
Cat Jacobs grins.
Ashley London opens the floor back up for general discussion.
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Ashley London calls the assembly to order.  After a moment the crowd quiets down.
Najasa Gelain says, "Our next singer... Cecilia Scully."
Najasa Gelain smiles at Cecilia Scully.

Cecilia Scully stands up to address the assembly.

(Cecilia Scully doesn't have these other places to take you, or neat instruments....she
 just has her wonderful personality and her ability to make a complete fool of
 herself.)
Cecilia Scully recites:

    "I will be singing a song called, Spam"

Cecilia beams happily at some sliced spam.

Cecilia Scully sings:

    "Spam!
     It's pink and its oval
     Spam!
     I buy it at the mobil
     Spam!
     It's made in Chernoybl
     Spam!"

(Cecilia Scully thinks the secret behind Spam's yumminess is the fact that its
 radioactive.)

Cecilia Scully sings:

    "When I was a child
     My family was so poor
     We didn't have the finer things in life to eat"

(Cecilia Scully stares at her tattered rags.)

Cecilia Scully sings:

    "So we had a plan
     In a big blue can
     The government subsitute for meat"

(Cecilia Scully beams at the big blue can with SPAM written on it.)

Cecilia Scully sings:

    "Spam!
     It's pink and its oval
     Spam!
     I buy it at the mobil
     Spam!
     It's made in Chernoybl
     Spam!"


Cecilia Scully sings:

    "To get me to eat at dinner
     They said I'd grow up like Bruce Jenner
     He was a winner that never knew defeat
     And when he got hungry
     When he got hungry
     He cracked open that special treat"

(Cecilia Scully thinks of Bruce Jenner with a gold medal around his neck.)

Cecilia Scully sings:

    "It was....."


Cecilia Scully sings:

    "Spam!
     It's pink and its oval
     Spam!
     I buy it at the mobil
     Spam!
     It's made in Chernoybl
     Spam!"


Cecilia Scully sings:

    "S-P-A-M, Don't you know
     It's my best friend
     S-P-A-M
     Oh, Again and again and again and again
     S-P-A-M don't you know
     Its my best friend
     S-P-A-M
     Oh, again and again and again and again"

(Cecilia Scully walks around hand in hand with her friend Spam.)

Cecilia Scully sings:

    "So go and forget your O-S-C-A-R
     There's on meat by-product
     That's best by far"

(Cecilia Scully puts the 1st place award on Spam.)

Cecilia Scully sings:

    "Spam!"

Cecilia Scully bows.
Ashley London opens the floor back up for general discussion.
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Ashley London calls the assembly to order.  After a moment the crowd quiets down.
Najasa Gelain says, "Now we'll here from Kim Canella."

Kim Canella stands up to address the assembly.

Najasa Gelain says, "er...hear."
Najasa Gelain blushes a nice shade of off-pink.
Ashley London grins at Najasa Gelain.
Kim Canella smiles at Najasa Gelain.
Kim Canella gets a large beach towel from inside her shoulder bag.
Kim Canella gets a rubber ducky from inside her shoulder bag.
Kim Canella smiles as the stagehands drag an old-fashioned bathtub onto the stage
(Kim Canella puts bubble-bath in the tub and turns on the water.)
Kim's rubber ducky squeaks oddly.

Kim Canella sings:

    "Rubber Ducky, you're the one
     You make bathtime lots of fun"

Kim beams happily at a rubber ducky.

Kim Canella sings:

    "Rubber Ducky, I'm awfully fond of you
     (woh woh bee doh!)"

(Kim Canella tests the water and adjusts the temperature.)
Kim Canella grins at her Rubber Ducky

Kim Canella sings:

    "Rubber Ducky, joy of joys
     When I squeeze you you make noise!"

Kim's rubber ducky squeaks oddly.

Kim Canella sings:

    "Rubber Ducky you're my very best friend it's true!
     (doo doo doo dooooo doo doo)"

(Kim Canella turns off the water in the tub before the bubbles overflow onto the
 stage.)
(Kim Canella steps into the tub.)
Kim Canella glances at a large beach towel.
Kim Canella glances around.
Kim Canella blushes a nice shade of off-pink.
(Kim Canella closes the shower curtain.)

Kim Canella sings:

    "Every day when I make my way to the tubby,"

(Kim Canella opens curtain...since she is hidden in a tub full of bubbles.)

Kim Canella sings:

    "I find a little fella who's cute and yellow and chubby
     (rub a duck dubby)"

Kim's rubber ducky squeaks oddly.

Kim Canella sings:

    "Rubber Ducky, you're so fine
     And I'm lucky that you're mine"

(Kim Canella blows the bubbles off of Rubber Ducky's bill.)

Kim Canella sings:

    "Rubber Ducky I'd take a whole pond of.."


Kim Canella sings:

    "Rubber Ducky I'm awfully fond of...."

Kim Canella points at a rubber ducky.

Kim Canella sings:

    "You!
     (doo doo be doo)"

Kim Canella just dried herself off with a towel.
Kim's rubber ducky squeaks oddly.
Kim Canella bows.
Ashley London opens the floor back up for general discussion.
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Ashley London calls the assembly to order.  After a moment the crowd quiets down.
Najasa Gelain says, "Jade Rose is next."

Jade Rose stands up to address the assembly.

Jade Rose recites:

    "Sadeness by Enigma from the track: The principles of lust"

Jade Rose recites:

    "This is not as the song was originally sung, but for your convienence, I will have
 the English lyrics after the Latin and French ones"

(Jade Rose watches as the lights in the Cantina flicker to a reddish dim. All you can
 see is Jade Rose's face, illuminated in a reddish glow. It's almost like the color of
 blood. It makes you think of pain.)
Jade Rose seems forlorn.
Jade Rose kneels down and begins to recite prayers.
Jade Rose continues to beseech the gods for mercy and guidance.
Jade Rose recites:

    "Procedamus in pace
     (Let us go forth in peace)
     In nomine Christi, Amen
      (In the name of Christ, so be it)
     Cum angelis et pueris
     (We shall find the faithful in the)
     Fideles inveniamur
     (company of angels and children)"

Jade Rose stands back up.
(Jade Rose glares into the distance. No one can reach her now.)
Jade Rose recites:

    "Attollite portas, principes, vestras
     (lift up ye heads o ye glorious gates)
     Et elevamini, portae aeternales
     (and be ye lifted up ye everlasting doors)
     Et introibit rex gloriae
     (and the king of glory shall come in)
     Quis est iste rex gloriae?
     (who is the king of glory?)"

(Jade Rose shuts her eyes. God is no issue. Faith in herself is, though.)

Jade Rose sings:

    "Sade dit moi
     (Sade tell me)
     Sade donne moi
     (Sade give me)"

(Jade Rose watches as you continue to sway to the surprisingly catchy tune.)
Jade Rose raises a silver flute to her lips and plays a decent sounding melody.

Jade Rose sings:

    "Sade dit moi
     Sade donne moi"


Jade Rose sings:

    "Sade dit moi
     Qu'est ce que tu vas chercher?
     (what is it that you seek?)
     Le bien par le mal
     (The rightness of wrong)"

Jade Rose drains her glass of red wine!
(Jade Rose raises an accusing eyebrow in the glass of wine she just drained.)
Jade Rose seems scared.
Jade Rose lets out a blood-curdling shriek.
(Jade Rose throws her wine glass at the bar.)

Jade Rose sings:

    "La vertu par la vice
     (the virtue of vice)
     Sade dit moi, pourquoi l' 'evangile du mal?
     (Sade tell me, why the gospel of evil?)"

(Jade Rose seems to quiver as though some added pressure was just put on her.)

Jade Rose sings:

    "Quelle est ta religion ou' sont tes fide'les?
     (what is your religion? where are you faithful?)"


Jade Rose sings:

    "Si tu es contre Dieu, tu es contre l'homme
     (if you are against God, you are against man)"

Jade Rose gets a Ouija board from inside her straw beach bag.
Jade Rose taps her Ouija board and softly asks for guidance concerning the question at
 hand.
Jade Rose looks at the board's response and realizes her heart knew the answer all
 along.
Jade Rose shudders.
Jade Rose seems uncertain.

Jade Rose sings:

    "Sade dit moi pourqoui le sang pour le plaisir?
     (Sade, tell me, why pain for pleasure?)
     Le plaisir sans l'amour?
     (pleasure without love?)"

Jade Rose gets a distant look on her face as she ponders.
Jade Rose asks, "When will we learn? When can we learn? We won't change our ways
 anytime soon. Why do I continue to try?"

Jade Rose sings:

    "N'y a t'il plus de sentiment dans le culte de l'homme?
     (Is there no longer any feeling in man's Faith?)"

Jade Rose glances around.
(Jade Rose realizes she can no longer contemplate life so deeply, as it is too
 draining.)

Jade Rose sings:

    "Sade es-tu diabolique ou divin?
     (Sade are you diabolical or divine?)"


Jade Rose sings:

    "Sade dit moi
     Sade donne moi"

Jade Rose recites:

    "Things are changing
     Yet nothing changes
     And still there ARE changes"

Jade Rose asks, "Do you know what stage comes next?"
(Jade Rose peers quizzically at you.)
Jade Rose recites:

    "Le Roi est mort
     Vive le ROI"

Jade Rose seems ashamed.
(Jade Rose fades silently.)
Jade Rose bows.
Ashley London opens the floor back up for general discussion.
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Ashley London calls the assembly to order.  After a moment the crowd quiets down.
Najasa Gelain says, "Now it's time for Nina."
Najasa Gelain smiles at Nina Perrson.

Nina Perrson stands up to address the assembly.

(Nina Perrson wafts through the fog trying to get to the stage.)
Nina Perrson exclaims, "ya know, i wasn't gonna go tonight but god forbid i let a
 karaoke night go without an abba song being done!"
Nina Perrson coughs.

Nina Perrson sings beautifully:

    "I work all night, I work all day"

Nina pants.

Nina Perrson sings beautifully:

    "To pay the bills i have to pay"

(Nina Perrson hides her 900 number bills.)

Nina Perrson sings beautifully:

    "Aint it sad"

Nina Perrson seems sad.

Nina Perrson sings beautifully:

    "And still there never seems to be a single penny left for me"

(Nina Perrson shoves her hands in her empty pockets.)

Nina Perrson sings beautifully:

    "That's too bad"

Nina Perrson frowns.

Nina Perrson sings beautifully:

    "In my dreams i have a plan"

(Nina Perrson lays out some blue prints.)

Nina Perrson sings beautifully:

    "If i got me a wealthy man"

Nina Perrson smiles dreamily.

Nina Perrson sings beautifully:

    "I wouldnt have to work at all"

Nina Perrson lets out a deep sigh of contentment that seems to come from the depth of
 her soul.

Nina Perrson sings beautifully:

    "I'd fool around and have a ball"

Nina Perrson dances around the room.

Nina Perrson sings beautifully:

    "Money money money"

(Nina Perrson counts her bucks.)

Nina Perrson sings beautifully:

    "Must be funny"

Nina Perrson cackles gleefully.

Nina Perrson sings beautifully:

    "In the rich man's world"

Nina Perrson sighs.

Nina Perrson sings beautifully:

    "Money money money"


Nina Perrson sings beautifully:

    "Always sunny"

(Nina Perrson puts on her shades.)

Nina Perrson sings beautifully:

    "In the rich man's world"


Nina Perrson sings beautifully:

    "Ah-haaaa, all the things I could do"

(Nina Perrson could bribe the judges...)

Nina Perrson sings beautifully:

    "If i had a little money
     It's a rich man's world
     It's a rich man's world"

Nina Perrson glares.

Nina Perrson sings beautifully:

    "A man like that is hard to find"

(Nina Perrson thinks ANY man is hard to find.)
Nina Perrson shudders.

Nina Perrson sings beautifully:

    "But i can't get him off my mind"

Nina Perrson pulls her hair in frustration!

Nina Perrson sings beautifully:

    "Ain't it sad"

Nina Perrson stares dejectedly at the ground as she scuffs at it with her foot.

Nina Perrson sings beautifully:

    "And if he happens to be be free
     I bet he wouldn't fancy me"

(Nina Perrson doesnt know why..)

Nina Perrson sings beautifully:

    "That's too bad"

Nina Perrson stares blankly into the distance.

Nina Perrson sings beautifully:

    "So i must leave
     I'll have to go"

(Nina Perrson hops in the sedan in the parkling lot and hot wires it.)

Nina Perrson sings beautifully:

    "To Las Vegas or Monaco"

(Nina Perrson knows you cant win any money in THIS casino.)

Nina Perrson sings beautifully:

    "And win a fortune in a game..
     My life would never be the same"

Nina Perrson cackles gleefully.
(Nina Perrson thinks 3 million.. 4.)

Nina Perrson sings beautifully:

    "Money money money
     Must be funny
     In the rich man's world"

Nina Perrson fidgets.
Tico Jackson just arrived.

Nina Perrson sings beautifully:

    "Money money money
     Always sunny
     In the rich man's world"

(Nina Perrson thinks of all the karaoke handcuffs she could get with money.)

Nina Perrson sings beautifully:

    "Ah-haaa
     All the things I could do"

(Nina Perrson thinks a few more HUGE mallets?)

Nina Perrson sings beautifully:

    "If I had a little money
     It's a rich man's world"


Nina Perrson sings beautifully:

    "It's a rich man's world."

Nina Perrson takes a blue beret off her head.
Nina Perrson bows.
Ashley London opens the floor back up for general discussion.
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Ashley London calls the assembly to order.  After a moment the crowd quiets down.
Najasa Gelain says, "Frank Hennessey... you're up."

Frank Hennessey stands up to address the assembly.

Frank Hennessey says, "Good Evening"
Frank Hennessey says, "This is my first time in Karaoke"
Frank Hennessey says, "Its gonna be short and sweet"
Frank Hennessey waves an American flag around.

Horribly off-key, Frank Hennessey sings:

    "Yankee Doodle went to town
     Riding on a pony"

Frank Hennessey waves an American flag around.

Horribly off-key, Frank Hennessey sings:

    "Stuck a feather in his cap
     And called it Macaroni"

Frank Hennessey waves an American flag around.
Frank Hennessey flexes his muscles, showing a pretty average chest and back.
Frank Hennessey bows.
Frank Hennessey smiles.
Frank Hennessey smiles as he salutes the flag
Frank Hennessey says, "Thank You"
Ashley London opens the floor back up for general discussion.
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Najasa Gelain says, "Our last performer this evening...is Tico Jackson."
Najasa Gelain smiles at Tico Jackson.
Ashley London calls the assembly to order.  After a moment the crowd quiets down.

Tico Jackson stands up to address the assembly.

Najasa Gelain says, "Here's Tico."
Tico Jackson grins.
Tico Jackson says, "um.."
Tico Jackson says, "I'm was gonna do a rap"
Tico Jackson says, "Money in the Ghetto by Too Short"
Tico Jackson says, "But my script has vanished"
Tico Jackson says, "I'm sorry"
Tico Jackson sighs.
Tico Jackson sits down.
Ashley London opens the floor back up for general discussion.
Ashley London asks, "Next week, Tico?"
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Ashley London calls the assembly to order.  After a moment the crowd quiets down.
Ashley London exclaims, "We have our winners for this evening!"
Ashley London exclaims, "In third place ... by a hair ... Cat Jacobs!"
Ashley London exclaims, "In second place this evening ... Kim Canella!"
Ashley London says, "And in first place tonight ..."
Ashley London exclaims, "Jade Rose!"