_________________________________________ / -Karaoke- \ | -January 24, 1998- | | Recorded & Edited by Aubrey McMichaels | \___http://pages.prodigy.net/aubreymcm/___/ ************************************ Cecilia Scully adds her name to the karaoke list. Cecilia Scully blinks. Cecilia Scully says, "Ashley.." Ashley London asks, "Yes?" Cecilia Scully says, "I was on Florette's list..she's coming back tomorrow..and.." Cecilia Scully cringes. Ashley London says, "That's why we write it on the list" Ashley London says, "One sec" Gina Farrelll adds her name to the karaoke list. Ashley London says, "Gina, you also left another list" Gina Farrelll laughs! Gina Farrelll says, "oh well" Gina Farrelll says, "i dont need another merchant item" Ashley London asks, "Gina, which list were you on?" Gina Farrelll says, "besides im not gonna be here for florette" ************************************ Ashley London says, "OUR JUDGES TONIGHT ARE NINA, NOODLES AND CANDI" Ashley London says, "JUDGES, RATE EACH PERFORMANCE FROM 1 TO 20" Ashley London says, "1 IS LOWEST SCORE AND 20 IS HIGHEST" Ashley London says, "USE *REPORT* TO TURN YOUR SCORES IN AFTER EACH ACT" ************************************ Ashley London calls the assembly to order. After a moment the crowd quiets down. Ashley London exclaims, "Welcome everyone!" Ashley London exclaims, "Lets get started!" Ashley London exclaims, "First up is Romy DiCaprio!" Romy DiCaprio stands up to address the assembly. Horribly off-key, Romy DiCaprio sings: "Hello Mr Zebra Can I have your sweater Cuz it's cold cold cold In my hole hole hole" Horribly off-key, Romy DiCaprio sings: "Ratatouille Strychnine Sometimes she's a friend of mine With a gigantic whirpool That will blow your mind" Horribly off-key, Romy DiCaprio sings: "Hello Mr Zebra Ran into some confusion with a Mrs Crocodile Furry mussels marching on She thinks she's Kaiser Wilhelm Or a civilised syllabub To blow your mind" Horribly off-key, Romy DiCaprio sings: "Figger it out She's a good time fella She got a little fund to fight in Moneypenny's rights" Horribly off-key, Romy DiCaprio sings: "Figger it out She's a good time fella Too bad the burial was premature she said and smiled.." Romy DiCaprio curtsies. Ashley London opens the floor back up for general discussion. ************************************ Ashley London calls the assembly to order. After a moment the crowd quiets down. Ashley London says, "Next up is" Ashley London exclaims, "Jess Whiterose!" Jess Whiterose stands up to address the assembly. Jess Whiterose says, "little song for how she makes me feel" (Jess Whiterose looks deeply into his chica's eyes.) Jess Whiterose sings: "I looked at you and suddenly Something in your eyes I see Soon begins bewitching me" Jess Whiterose smiles with love. Jess Whiterose sings: "It's that old Devil Moon that you stole from the sky It's that old Devil Moon...deep in your eyes." (Jess Whiterose sighs deeply and contentedly at the moon.) Jess Whiterose sings: "You and your glance makes this romance too hot to handle" Jess Whiterose sings: "Stars in the night Blazin' in light Can't hold a candle To your Razzle Dazzle" Jess Whiterose seems to be in a dreamy mood. Jess Whiterose sings: "Oh you've got me flying high and wide On a magic carpet ride Full of butterflies inside" Jess Whiterose sways back and forth. Jess Whiterose sings: "Yes, I want to cry want to croon I want to laugh like a loon" Jess Whiterose seems to be in a playful mood. Jess Whiterose sings: "Yeah, it's that old Devil Moon deep in your eyes" Jess Whiterose smiles with a flash in his eyes. Jess Whiterose sings: "Just when I think I'm free as a dove Old Devil Moon deep in your eyes Blinds me with Love..." Jess Whiterose smiles deeply in love and bows. Jess Whiterose bows. Ashley London opens the floor back up for general discussion. ************************************ Ashley London calls the assembly to order. After a moment the crowd quiets down. Ashley London exclaims, "Next up is Sunshine Marigold!" Sunshine Marigold stands up to address the assembly. Sunshine Marigold says, "Okay, let's hope the fog doesn't smother us all..." Sunshine Marigold smiles. (Sunshine Marigold walks down a hallway, the walls covered with lockers. All around her, kids excitedly chatter with each other, ignoring the small girl with the bewildered expression.) Sunshine Marigold sings: "Say good-bye, To not knowing when The truth in my whole life began" (Sunshine Marigold opens her own locker, and retrieves a textbook. As she closes the door, a young guy stands behind it, and smiles at her flirtatiously.) Sunshine Marigold sings: "Say good-bye, To not knowing how to cry You taught me that" (Sunshine Marigold stares, open-mouthed, at the young man as he talks to her. He grins coaxingly, trying to get her to smile. Finally, she can't help giving in. As if in a trance, she writes down her number and hands it to him.) Sunshine Marigold sings: "And I'll remember the strength that you gave me Now that I'm standing on my own" (Sunshine Marigold flashes forward a few months to the senior prom. Dressed in a gorgeous gown, she stands in a large group of students, arm intertwined with that of the young man from earlier. She laughs confidently as someone relates a story.) Sunshine Marigold sings: "I'll remember The way that you saved me I'll remember" (Sunshine Marigold leans on her sweetie adoringly, and he wraps his arm around her.) Sunshine Marigold sings: "Inside I was a child..." (Sunshine Marigold glances at him, surprised, as he suddenly kneels before her, reaching into his pocket and pulling out a small box.) Sunshine Marigold sings: "That could not mend a broken wing" (Sunshine Marigold gasps, glimpsing the diamond ring inside. Her beau asks her something.) Sunshine Marigold sings: "Outside, I looked for a way To teach my heart to sing" (Sunshine Marigold breathlessly nods yes, and the man grins, slipping the ring onto her finger. It's a little bit loose, but they just laugh.) Sunshine Marigold sings: "And I'll remember, The love that you gave me Now that I'm standing on my own. I'll remember The way that you changed me I'll remember" (Sunshine Marigold is now in her mid-twenties, sitting in an armchair in a small living room. The clock beside her reads after midnight. Sunshine looks anxious.) Sunshine Marigold sings: "I learned To let go Of the illusion that we can possess" (Sunshine Marigold stands up, the relief visible on her face as the door opens, and her husband enters. She hugs him, and says something. He just glares at her and exits into the bedroom.) Sunshine Marigold sings: "I learned To let go I travel in stillness" (Sunshine Marigold stares after him, and her eyes glisten.) Sunshine Marigold sings: "And I'll remember happiness I'll remember, I'll remember" (Sunshine Marigold is seen in a courtroom. As the judge pounds the gavel, her face is a collage of fear and pain. Yet there is a strength beneath it. Then she is back in her home, looking out the window.) Sunshine Marigold sings: "And I'll remember the love that you gave me, Now that I'm standing on my own" (Sunshine Marigold hears something, and walks over to a cradle, lifting a beautiful baby into her arms. Talking to it softly, she takes it back over to the window, and the sunlight shines down on them.) Sunshine Marigold sings: "I'll remember, The way that you changed me I'll remember" Sunshine Marigold smiles , and this time there is no pain. Sunshine Marigold sings: "No, I've never been afraid to cry, Now I finally have a reason why, I'll remember " Sunshine Marigold bows. Ashley London opens the floor back up for general discussion. ************************************ Ashley London calls the assembly to order. After a moment the crowd quiets down. Ashley London exclaims, "Next up ... Selina Paradise!" Selina Paradise stands up to address the assembly. Selina Paradise jumps around like a 12 year old. Selina Paradise exclaims, "Heya everyone! Tonight I am doing a tribute to the Spice Girls, just in time for their movie debut!" Selina Paradise seems mighty pleased with herself. (Selina Paradise pulls out a sheaf of papers.) (Selina Paradise turns up some unfortunately *very* familiar music.) (Selina Paradise attempts to dance in a funky manner!) Selina Paradise yells, "Yoooooooo" Selina Paradise sings beautifully: "Tell me what they want What they really really want" Selina folds her arms and flashes a playful smile, striking a dramatic pose for all those gathered. (Selina Paradise tugs the bottom of her skirt down.) Selina Paradise sings beautifully: "I'll tell ya what they want, what they really really want." Selina Paradise sits down. Selina leans forward, placing her chin in her hand, striking a thoughtful pose. Selina Paradise sings beautifully: "They've told you what they want, what they really really want?" Selina Paradise lies down. Selina stretches out on the ground, striking a provocative pose for all to see. Selina Paradise sings beautifully: "Duh they're telling everyone what they want, what they really really want!" Selina Paradise sings beautifully: "They hate em, hate em, hate em, I really really really wanna know what's Zig-Zig Ha!" Selina Paradise seems confused. Selina Paradise sings beautifully: "The Spice Girl's future, is fading like their class" (Selina Paradise rechecks the words on her papers.) Selina Paradise sings beautifully: "If you wanna sing like them, better go eat glass" (Selina Paradise realizes someone switched her music!) Selina Paradise sings beautifully: "Now don't go wasting, your precious time Any girl could dance and sing and learn to rhyme." (Selina Paradise tugs down the edge of her skirt.) Selina Paradise sings beautifully: "Tell me what they want What they really really want" Selina Paradise sings beautifully: "I'll tell ya what they want, what they really really want." Selina Paradise sings beautifully: "They've told you what they want, what they really really want?" Selina Paradise blinks. Selina Paradise seems to be in a goofy mood. Selina Paradise sings beautifully: "Duh they're telling everyone what they want, what they really really want!" Selina Paradise bounces around happily. Selina Paradise sings beautifully: "They want them, want them, want them, to go back to the hole they came from!" Selina Paradise sings beautifully: "The Spice Girls are too crazy, The message that they send...." Selina Paradise sings beautifully: "To pay 5 girls to make us bonkers, The terror has to end!" Selina Paradise jumps up excitedly. Selina Paradise sings beautifully: "They just don't get it Their minds are like a sieve." Selina Paradise sings beautifully: "Whoever gave them their record deal, shouldn't live." (Selina Paradise discreetly tugs down the bottom of her skirt.) Selina Paradise sings beautifully: "So what do you think about that, now that you know how I feel" Selina Paradise sings beautifully: "You say you can't handle their clothes, are they for real?" Selina Paradise sings beautifully: "Don't do nothing stupid, like giving their music a try." Selina Paradise sings beautifully: "Since they really bug me, I won't stand for listening to them on the sly." Selina Paradise sings beautifully: "So here's their story from A to B You wanna see why I am doing this for free? You better listen carefully" Selina Paradise sings beautifully: "They have Em the blondie who doesn't know how to dance We got Sporty who never wears anything but pants Then that leather dress that V can barely wear and as for Scary well she better do something about her hair." Selina Paradise sings beautifully: "Listening to their music, it's just not fair! Listening to their music nonstop on the air!" Selina Paradise sings beautifully: "Ya gotta wonder about their clothing How do they make it fit They manage to dance around But how do they sit?" Selina Paradise sings beautifully: "Don't you ever wonder Just who does their hair? You'd think with all their hairdressers They'd look better than a raggedy mare." Selina Paradise sings beautifully: "If you can't stand their music you gotta, you gotta you gotta, you gotta Gag, gag, gag, gag Listening to their music it's just not fair! Listening to their music nonstop on the air!" Selina Paradise bounces around happily. Selina Paradise sings beautifully: "If you can't stand the Spice Girls......" Selina folds her arms and flashes a playful smile, striking a dramatic pose for all those gathered. Selina Paradise bows. Selina Paradise bows. Ashley London opens the floor back up for general discussion. Selina Paradise seems to be in a goofy mood. ************************************ Ashley London calls the assembly to order. After a moment the crowd quiets down. Ashley London exclaims, "Next up is Vima Rigatello!" Ashley London glances around. Ashley London says, "Well ... Vima is not here" Ashley London says, "So ..." Ashley London exclaims, "Next u p is Gina Farrelll!" Gina Farrelll sits down. Gina Farrelll stands up to address the assembly. Ashley London says, "Alllllrighty then" Ashley London asks, "Next up is Armand Chascour?" Armand Chascour stands up to address the assembly. Armand Chascour says, "ok" Armand Chascour says, "oldy but boldy" Armand Chascour sings sweetly: "'Goooldfiiingaaar" (Armand Chascour winces as the trumpets blow his head off.) Armand Chascour sings sweetly: "'He's the man the maaan with a Midas touch" Armand Chascour sings sweetly: "' Such a cooold fiiingaaar" (Armand Chascour is hit by another sonic blast from the horn section.) Armand Chascour winces imperceptibly. Armand Chascour sings sweetly: "' Beckons you to entaaar his web of siiin" Armand Chascour sings sweetly: "' But Dont Go Iiinnn!" Armand Chascour sings sweetly: "'Golden words he will pour in your eeeaaarrr" Armand Chascour sings sweetly: "'But his lies cant disguise what you feeeaaarrr" Armand Chascour sings sweetly: ""For a gooolden girrl Knows when he's kissed her" Armand Chascour smacks his lips. Armand Chascour sings sweetly: "' Its the kiss of Death from Mista Goooldfiiingaaarrr!" (Armand Chascour is blasted yet again.) Armand Chascour sings sweetly: "' Pretty girl beware of his heart of gold" Armand Chascour sings sweetly: "'This Heart Is Coold!" Armand Chascour sings sweetly: "'Golden words he will pour in your eeeaaarrr" Armand Chascour sings sweetly: "' But his lies cant disguise what you feeeaaarrr" Armand Chascour sings sweetly: "' For a gooolden girrl Knows when he's kissed her" Armand Chascour sings sweetly: "' Its the kiss Death from Mista Goooldfiiingaaarrr!" (Armand Chascour has a splitting headache...) Armand Chascour sings sweetly: "'Pretty girrl Beware of his heart of goold" Armand Chascour sings sweetly: "'This Heart Is Cooold!" (Armand Chascour is dropped by the blast.) Armand Chascour falls over. Armand Chascour sings sweetly: "' He loves ooonlee gooold!" (Armand Chascour is now totally deaf.) Armand Chascour sings sweetly: "'OOONLEE GOOOLDD!" (Armand Chascour cant tell which way is up anymore.) Armand Chascour yells, "HE LOVES GOOOOLDDDD!" (Armand Chascour is finished off by a final trumpet sting.) Armand Chascour collapses in a heap on the floor. Armand Chascour stands back up. Armand Chascour bows. Ashley London opens the floor back up for general discussion. ************************************ Ashley London calls the assembly to order. After a moment the crowd quiets down. Joshua Micheals stands up to address the assembly. Horribly off-key, Joshua Micheals sings: "You are my sunshine My only sunshine You make me happy when skies are grey You'll never know deer how much i love you Please don't take my sunshine away." Ashley London asks, "Joshua, are you ready?" Joshua Micheals says, "yes" Joshua Micheals says, "what do i do" Ashley London says, "Sorry, you're doing just fine" Joshua Micheals says, "ok" Joshua Micheals says, "that's it" Ashley London opens the floor back up for general discussion. ************************************ Ashley London calls the assembly to order. After a moment the crowd quiets down. Ashley London says, "Next up is Weiland Kurcobain" Weiland Kurcobain stands up to address the assembly. Weiland Kurcobain says, "ok, this is another Pearl Jam song.. this one is called Corduroy" Weiland Kurcobain sings: "The waiting drove me mad...you're finally here and I'm a mess I take your entrance back...can't let you roam inside my head I don't want to take what you can give..." Weiland Kurcobain sings: "I would rather starve than eat your bread... I would rather run but I can't walk.. Guess I'll lie alone just like before.." Weiland Kurcobain sings: "I'll take the varmint's path...oh, and I must refuse your test Ah push me and I will resist...this behavior's not unique I don't want to hear from those who know..." Weiland Kurcobain sings: "They can buy, but can't put on my clothes... I don't want to limp for them to walk... Never would have known of me before.." Weiland Kurcobain sings: "I don't want to be held in your debt... I'll pay it off in blood, let I be wed.. I'm already cut up and half dead... I'll end up alone like I began..." Weiland Kurcobain sings: "Everything has chains, absolutely nothing's changed Take my hand, not my picture, spilled my tincture" Weiland Kurcobain sings: "I don't want to take what you can give... I would rather starve than eat your breast... All the things that others want for me... Can't buy what I want because it's free..." Weiland Kurcobain sings: "Can't be what you want because I'm.." Weiland Kurcobain sings: "I ain't s'posed to be just fun Oh, to live and die, let it be done I figure I'll be damned, all alone like I began..." Weiland Kurcobain sings: "It's your move now... I thought you were a friend, but I guess I, I guess I hate you.." Weiland Kurcobain bows. Ashley London opens the floor back up for general discussion. ************************************ Ashley London calls the assembly to order. After a moment the crowd quiets down. Ashley London says, "Two of our judges have asked to perform to close our evening" Ashley London says, "They will not be scored OR given any points" Nina Perrson stands up to address the assembly. Ashley London says, "First up is Nina" Nina Perrson says, "All righty, this is short and sweet" Nina Perrson says, "my tribute to Vicki Lawson" Nina Perrson sighs. Nina Perrson seems to be in a nostalgic mood. Nina Perrson sings beautifully: "She's a small wonder Pretty and bright with soft curls." Nina Perrson sings beautifully: "She's a small wonder A girl unlike other girls." Nina Perrson sings beautifully: "She's a miracle And I grant you She'll enchant you with her sight" Nina Perrson sings beautifully: "She's a small wonder And she'll make your heart beat twice." Nina Perrson sings beautifully: "She's fantastic Made of plastic Microchips here and there." Nina Perrson sings beautifully: "She's a small wonder Brings love and laughter everywhere. " Nina Perrson bows. Nina Perrson grins. Ashley London opens the floor back up for general discussion. ************************************ Ashley London says, "last call to join the list" Angela Bond adds her name to the karaoke list. September Powers adds her name to the karaoke list. Cecilia Scully adds her name to the karaoke list. Joshua Micheals adds his name to the karaoke list. Noodles Holland says, "um...josh...you already sung" Ashley London just closed the karaoke list. Ashley London says, "Ok, list is closed" Noodles Holland exclaims, "I wanna hear him again!" Noodles Holland chuckles. Joshua Micheals says, "oh yeah" ************************************ Ashley London calls the assembly to order. After a moment the crowd quiets down. Ashley London says, "Next up is Angela Bond! This will be scored. " Angela Bond stands up to address the assembly. Angela Bond says, "My song is "Viva Forever" by the Spice Girls." (Angela Bond waits as the soft, slow Mexican style music begins.) Horribly off-key, Angela Bond sings: "Do you still remember? How we used to be? Feeling together believe in whatever My love has said to me" Horribly off-key, Angela Bond sings: "Both of us were dreamers Young love in the sun Felt like my Saviour my spirit I gave you We'd only just begun" Horribly off-key, Angela Bond sings: "Hasta Manana, always be mine! Viva forever, I'll be waiting Everlasting, like the sun Live forever, for the moment Ever searching..for the one" (Angela Bond kneels down as the music slows down and has a short guitar solo in the song.) Horribly off-key, Angela Bond sings: "Yes I still remember, ever whispered word The touch of your skin giving life from within Like a love song that I've heard" Horribly off-key, Angela Bond sings: "Slipping through our fingers, like the sands of time Promises made every memory saved Has reflections in my mine" Horribly off-key, Angela Bond sings: "Hasta Manana, always be mine! Viva forever, I'll be waiting Ever lasting, like the sun Live forever, for the moment Ever searching, for the one" Horribly off-key, Angela Bond sings: "But we're all alone now, was it just a dream? Feelings untold, they will never be sold, And the secret's safe with me" (Angela Bond begins to sing in a lower voice as the music begins to slow down more.) Horribly off-key, Angela Bond sings: "Viva forever.... I'll be waiting... Everlasting.... Like the sun... Live forever... For the moment... Ever searching.." Horribly off-key, Angela Bond sings: "For the one." Angela Bond bows. Ashley London opens the floor back up for general discussion. ************************************ Ashley London calls the assembly to order. After a moment the crowd quiets down. Ashley London exclaims, "Next is September Powers!" September Powers stands up to address the assembly. September Powers says, "Okay, I wrote this like 2 seconds ago." September Powers glances at Gina Farrelll. September Powers says, "I will be singing 'Supermodel'" September Powers smiles. Slightly off-key, September Powers sings: "I Don't care What my teachers say I'm gonna be a super model And everyone's Gonna dress like me" September Powers smiles at the thought of EVERYONE admiring her. Hmmmm don't they already? Slightly off-key, September Powers sings: "Wait and see When I', a supermodel And my hair will shine like the sea!" September Powers smiles because she has great shampoo. Slightly off-key, September Powers sings: "And everyone will wanna look just like me!" Slightly off-key, September Powers sings: "Cuase I'm young And I'm hip So beautiful! I'm gonna be a supermodel I'm young and I'm hip So beautiful I'm gonna be a supermodel" September folds her arms and flashes a playful smile, striking a dramatic pose for all those gathered. Slightly off-key, September Powers sings: "I wish that I Was like Tori Spelling" September Powers shivers. September Powers smiles weird because Tori Spelling really scares her. Slightly off-key, September Powers sings: "With a car like hers And a dad like hers And I would show them how How it was done" September Powers smiles and shows them how it's done Slightly off-key, September Powers sings: "That'd be fun That'd be fun" Slightly off-key, September Powers sings: "And I's write my school report On why I love my jeans On why I love my jeans" September Powers smiles because she loves her jeans Slightly off-key, September Powers sings: "And open my locker door It's the coolest thing that you've ever seen" September Powers smiles cause she thinks it's cool Slightly off-key, September Powers sings: "Cause I'm young And I'm hip So beautiful I'm gonna be a supermodel" Slightly off-key, September Powers sings: "I'm young And I'm hip So beautiful! I'm gonna be a supermodel!" September Powers smiles because she is beautiful. So ha ha ha ha. Slightly off-key, September Powers sings: "So beautiful So beautiful So beautiful I'm gonna be a supermodel" Slightly off-key, September Powers sings: "Cause I'm young And I'm hip" Slightly off-key, September Powers sings: "So beautiful So beautiful So beautiful I'm gonna be a supermodel" Slightly off-key, September Powers sings: "Cause I'm young And I'm hip" Slightly off-key, September Powers sings: "So beautiful So beautiful So beautiful I'm gonna be a supermodel" September Powers smiles because she IS a supermodel! September Powers bows. Ashley London opens the floor back up for general discussion. ************************************ Ashley London calls the assembly to order. After a moment the crowd quiets down. Ashley London says, "Ok, Noodles, you're up" Ashley London says, "This will NOT be scored" Noodles Holland stands up to address the assembly. Noodles Holland says, "ok I'm doing "Found Out about you" by the Gin Blossoms" (Noodles Holland walks on stage looking a little distraught about something or someone.) Noodles Holland sings sweetly: "All last summer in case you don't recall" (Noodles Holland thinks back to last summer.) Noodles Holland sings sweetly: "I was yours and you were mine Forget it all" Noodles Holland sings sweetly: "Is there a line that I could write Sad enough to make you cry?" (Noodles Holland sits at his typewriter thinking of something sad to write.) Noodles Holland sings sweetly: "All the lines you wrote to me were lies" Noodles Holland sings sweetly: "The months roll past The love that you struck dead" (Noodles Holland has a broken heart thanks to her.) Noodles Holland sings sweetly: "Did you love me only in my... Heaaaaaaad?" (Noodles Holland pounds his head because he was so stupid to think that she loved him.) Noodles Holland sings sweetly: "Well the things you said and did to me Seem to come so easily" Noodles Holland sings sweetly: "The love i thought I'd won You'd give for free" (Noodles Holland can picture her giving away his love and laughing at him.) Noodles Holland sings sweetly: "Whispers at the bus stop" (Noodles Holland thinks to himself, "The bus stop outside the pub...") Noodles Holland sings sweetly: "I've heard about Nights out in the school yard Found out about youuuu Found out about youuu" Noodles Holland sings sweetly: "Rumors follow everywhere you go" (Noodles Holland saw the people gossiping behind her back.) Noodles Holland sings sweetly: "Like when you left & I was last to knoooooow" Noodles Holland seems embarrassed. Noodles Holland sings sweetly: "You're famous now and there's no doubt" Noodles Holland sings sweetly: "In all the places you hang out" (Noodles Holland found out about that from her best friend.) Noodles Holland sings sweetly: "They know your name And know what you're about" Noodles Holland sings sweetly: "Whispers at the bus stop I've heard about Nights out in the school yard Found out about youuuu Found out about youuu" Noodles Holland sings sweetly: "Street lights blink on through the car window" (Noodles Holland was driving around in his Lexus.) Noodles Holland sings sweetly: "I get the time too often on AM radio" (Noodles Holland got it on Sierra's radio.) Noodles Holland sings sweetly: "You know its all I think about" (Noodles Holland is preoccupied at the moment right now.) Noodles Holland sings sweetly: "I write your name Drive past your house" (Noodles Holland repeats the girl's name on paper and drives past her house.) Noodles Holland sings sweetly: "You're boyfriends over And I watch your lights go out" (Noodles Holland just got stabbed in the heart.) Noodles Holland seems jealous. Noodles Holland sings sweetly: "Whispers at the bus stop I've heard about Nights out in the school yard Found out about youuuu Found out about youuu" Noodles Holland sings sweetly: "Whispers at the bus stop I've heard about Nights out in the school yard Found out about youuuu Found out about youuu Whoa" (Noodles Holland walks off the stage with the vision of her in his mind as the music stops.) Ashley London opens the floor back up for general discussion. ************************************ Ashley London calls the assembly to order. After a moment the crowd quiets down. Ashley London says, "Ok, this performance is our last and it WILL be judged" Ashley London says, "Cecilia Scully" Cecilia Scully stands up to address the assembly. Cecilia Scully recites: "Walk like an Egyptian Performed by The Bangles" (Cecilia Scully watches the walls of the Catina disappear, suddenly everyone appears inside an Egyptian pyramid.) Cecilia Scully sings sweetly: "All the old paintings on the tombs They do the sand dance don't you know If they move too quick Oh whey oh They're falling down like a domino" (Cecilia Scully walks around the pyramid examing the hieroglyphics on the wall.) Cecilia Scully sings sweetly: "All the bazaar men by the Nile They got the money on a bet Gold crocodiles Oh whey oh They snap their teeth on your cigarette" (Cecilia Scully thinks of how rich the king buried in this pyramid must've been.) Cecilia Scully sings sweetly: "Foreign types with the hookah pipes say Ay oh why oh, ay oh whey oh Walk like an Egyptian" (Cecilia Scully walks like an Egyptian.) Cecilia Scully sings sweetly: "The blone waitresses take their trays They spin around and they cross the floor They've got the moves Oh whey oh They're walking like an Egyptian" (Cecilia Scully motions for everyone to walk like an Egyptian.) Cecilia Scully sings sweetly: "All the school kids they like punk and the metal band When the buzzer rings Oh whey oh They're walking like an Egyptian" (Cecilia Scully imagines everyone, everywhere walking around like that, and can't help laughing.) Cecilia Scully sings sweetly: "All the kids in the marketplace say Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh Walk like an Egyptian" (Cecilia Scully starts to instruct everyone on how to do the Egyptian walk.) Cecilia Scully sings sweetly: "Slide your feet up the street, bend your back Shift your arm then you pull it back Life is hard you know Oh whey oh So strike a pose on a Cadillac" Cecilia Scully sings sweetly: "If you want fo find all the cops They're hanging out in the donut shop They sing and dance Oh whey oh Spin the clubs, cruise down the block" (Cecilia Scully always wondered what police officers did in donut shops, other than eat.) Cecilia Scully sings sweetly: "All the Japanese with their yen The party boys call the Kremlin And the Chines know Oh whey oh They walk the line like Egyptian" Cecilia Scully sings sweetly: "All the cops in the donut shop say Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh Walk like and Egyptian Walk like an Egyptian" Cecilia Scully bows. Ashley London opens the floor back up for general discussion. ************************************ ************************************ ************************************ Ashley London calls the assembly to order. After a moment the crowd quiets down. Ashley London exclaims, "Ok folks, we have our winners!" Ashley London says, "Very close tonight too" Ashley London exclaims, "In third place this evening is ... Cecilia Scully!" Ashley London exclaims, "In second place tonight ... Selina Paradise!" Ashley London exclaims, "And first place tonight goes to ... Sunshine Marigold!" ************************************