_________________________________________ / -Karaoke- \ | -September 5, 1998- | | Recorded & Edited by Aubrey McMichaels | \___http://pages.prodigy.net/aubreymcm/___/ *********************************** Ashley London calls the assembly to order. After a moment the crowd quiets down. Ashley London exclaims, "Hi everyone and welcome to karaoke!" Ashley London exclaims, "Tonight's judges are Shonna, Marissa and Gwen!" Ashley London says, "Judges will score each act from 1 to 20" Ashley London says, "One is worst, 20 best" Ashley London exclaims, "Ok then lets get started!" *********************************** Ashley London exclaims, "First up is Nina Perrson!" Nina Perrson stands up to address the assembly. Nina Perrson says, "yo" Nina Perrson says, "im singing with katt" Katt Blade stands up to address the assembly. Nina Perrson beams happily at Katt Blade. Katt Blade beams happily. Nina Perrson exclaims, "i hope this song isnt too confusing!" Nina Perrson exclaims, "we're singing the disco diva megamix!!" (Katt Blade grumbles about not having a disco ball and a strobe light.) (Nina Perrson flips a switch on the karaoke machine and some rockin' intro music starts!) (Katt Blade and Nina dance around the karaoke machine to the intro music and then suddenly stop.) In a spell-binding voice, Katt Blade sings: "Hot hot hot hot.. stuuuufffff" (Katt Blade glances over at Nina and fans herself.) In a spell-binding voice, Nina Perrson sings: "Hot hot hot...." Nina Perrson drools. (Katt Blade presses a button on the karaoke machine and it shifts into a song that's on wayyyy too many movie soundtracks.) In a spell-binding voice, Nina Perrson sings: "Oh no, not I." (Nina Perrson and Katt move to the center of the stage and stand looking defiant.) In a spell-binding voice, Nina Perrson sings: "Oh as long as I know how to love I know I'll stay alive" Nina Perrson swoons at the sight of Katt Blade. Nina Perrson stands back up. In a spell-binding voice, Nina Perrson sings: "I've got all my life to live" (Nina Perrson glances at the lifeline on her hand.) Nina Perrson nonchalantly flicks a bit of dust from her clothing. In a spell-binding voice, Nina Perrson sings: "And I've got all my love to give and I'll survive I will survive. Hey hey!" (Nina Perrson waves her finger back and forth at the audience.) (Katt Blade does a way blazin disco dance as the song breaks into a solo.) In a spell-binding voice, Katt Blade sings: "It took all the strength I had not to fall apart" (Katt Blade seems distraught for a second but then pulls herself together.) In a spell-binding voice, Katt Blade sings: "Kept trying hard to mend the pieces of my broken heart" (Katt Blade dramatically holds her hands over her heart.) In a spell-binding voice, Katt Blade sings: "And I spent oh so many nights" (Katt Blade counts something on her fingers for a second but then gives it up.) In a spell-binding voice, Katt Blade sings: "Just feeling sorry for myself.. I used to cry" (Katt Blade sniffles and wipes a way a single tear.) In a spell-binding voice, Katt Blade sings: "But now I hold my head up high" (Katt Blade stands up straight, sticking her head up really high with her hands on her hips and her elbows sticking out.) In a spell-binding voice, Nina Perrson sings: "And you see me somebody new" (Nina Perrson checks herself out in the reflection of the silver on the silver-framed plaque and preens.) In a spell-binding voice, Nina Perrson sings: "I'm not that chained up little person still in love with you" (Katt Blade slaps her handcuffs on Nina.) In a spell-binding voice, Nina Perrson sings: "And so you feel like droppin' in And just expect me to be free" (Nina Perrson amazingly works her way out of the handcuffs!) In a spell-binding voice, Nina Perrson sings: "But now I'm savin' all my lovin' for someone who's lovin' me!" (Nina Perrson does actions as if she put all her love into an imaginary jar and hands it to Katt.) (Katt Blade presses another button on the karaoke machine and she and Nina bust into a little hot stuff strut.) (Nina Perrson switches the song again and begins to twirl around Katt.) In a spell-binding voice, Katt Blade sings: "I'll be there with the love I'll see you through" Katt Blade gazes fondly at Nina Perrson. In a spell-binding voice, Katt Blade sings: "Now when you're lost and about to give up" (Nina Perrson searches and cries.) In a spell-binding voice, Katt Blade sings: "When you need a hand to hold" (Katt Blade clasps Nina's hand tenderly.) In a spell-binding voice, Nina Perrson sings: "Darling, reach out.." (Nina Perrson reaches out for some pretzels on the bar.) In a spell-binding voice, Katt Blade sings: "Reeeach out" In a spell-binding voice, Nina Perrson sings: "Reach out, for me." Nina Perrson points at herself. (Katt Blade leans on the karaoke machine, flipping it back to hot stuff.) (Nina Perrson grabs Katt and they do strange turns and thrusts to the hot stuff music.) (Katt Blade pushes Nina into the karaoke machine causing it to blare into another song.) (Nina Perrson gets down as the karaoke machine plays an elaborate keyboard intro.) In a spell-binding voice, Katt Blade sings: "I feel looooooo oooooooo ooooooooooo ooooove" Katt Blade sighs happily as she reads her romance novel. (Nina Perrson reads over her shoulder.) In a spell-binding voice, Nina Perrson sings: "I feel looooo ooooooooo oooooo ooooove" (Nina Perrson feels the love radiating from the audience.) Nina Perrson beams happily. (Katt Blade breakdances. oops, wrong decade.) In a spell-binding voice, Katt Blade sings: "I feel loooo oooooooo oooooo ooooove" (Katt Blade acts as if she bottles up the audience's love and sends it to hanson since they cant seem to find it.) In a spell-binding voice, Nina Perrson sings: "I feel--" (Nina Perrson mumbles as she notices herself get cut off by katt changing the music quickly on the karaoke machine again.) In a spell-binding voice, Nina Perrson sings: "Hot hot hot hot... stuuuuuufffff" Nina Perrson leers at Katt Blade. In a spell-binding voice, Katt Blade sings: "Hot hot hot.." Katt wipes the sweat from her brow. In a spell-binding voice, Nina Perrson sings: "How's about some hot stuff baby this evenin'" Nina Perrson is flirting with Katt Blade. Nina Perrson smacks her lips. In a spell-binding voice, Katt Blade sings: "I need some hot stuff baby tonight" (Katt Blade puts her scarf around her back and rubs it back and forth then tosses it into the air.) In a spell-binding voice, Nina Perrson sings: "Lookin' for my hot stuff baby this evenin'" (Nina Perrson deftly spins her hat around on her finger before tossing it off to the side.) In a spell-binding voice, Katt Blade sings: "Gotta have some hot stuff" Katt Blade swoons at the sight of Nina Perrson. Katt Blade jumps around like a 12 year old. In a spell-binding voice, Nina Perrson sings: "Gotta have some lovin' tonight" (Nina Perrson dances seductively around Katt.) (Katt Blade and Nina dance on random pieces of furniture throughout the cantina until the music stops.) (Nina Perrson passes out from lack of energy.) Nina Perrson bows. Katt Blade grins. Katt Blade bows. *********************************** Ashley London exclaims, "Next up is Cecilia Scully!" Cecilia Scully stands up to address the assembly. Cecilia Scully says, "I'll be singing with Mam tonight" Mamanda Timmas stands up to address the assembly. (Cecilia Scully glances quickly around the lobby of the Dallas skyscraper. Footsteps echo behind her, and Mamanda Timmis enters. She turns around to talk to Mamanda and you notice the large yellow FBI imprinted on her jacket.) Mamanda Timmas asks, "So Scully, what do you want to drink? Coke, Pepsi, Saline IV?" Cecilia Scully says, "I don't know, Mulder. Something sweet." (Mamanda Timmas walks down a hallway.) In a spell-binding voice, Cecilia Scully sings: "One more murder In this town Don't mean a thing Just lock your doors and Drive around" (Mamanda Timmas enters a room containing vending machines. A man leaves the room, closing the door behind him.) (Mamanda Timmas tries to buy a soda but the machine doesnt seem to be working. As she glances behind the machine she notices the plug lying on the ground. She nudges the machine around an notices a huge bomb encased in the machine.) Mamanda Timmas sings sweetly: "One more murder In this town Don't worry the rain Will wash the chalk marks From the ground" (Mamanda Timmas picks up her phone and quickly speed dials Scully.) (Cecilia Scully whips out her phone and answers it. She listens as Mulder explains about the bomb and quickly notifies the people to evacuate the building. She then calls the FBI SWAT team.) In a spell-binding voice, Cecilia Scully sings: "Saturday night Shot rings out Add one to the body count Come alive To see another's end" Mamanda Timmas sings sweetly: "Plead it to A lesser count DA says without a doubt Three to five You're on the scene again" (Cecilia Scully leads the SWAT team to where Mulder is. They force the door open and check the bomb out.) In a spell-binding voice, Cecilia Scully sings: "One more murder In this town Don't mean a thing You'll get accustomed To the sound" Mamanda Timmas sings sweetly: "One more murder In this town Don't mean a thing Just block off the street And wrap the crime scene Dig around" (Cecilia Scully and Mulder are ordered out of the room against their will. A single man is left behind to see if he can disarm the bomb.) In a spell-binding voice, Cecilia Scully sings: "Hosanna, Hosanna I can't feel nothing at all Hosanna, Hosanna I can't feel nothing I can't feel nothing at all" Mamanda Timmas sings sweetly: "I can't feel nothing!" Mamanda Timmas sings sweetly: "Saturday night You're coming out Parking lot A figure come about Feel a piece Click against your head" (Cecilia Scully practically drags Mulder out of the building. As they exit, he tries to run back in, but Scully yells, "There's no time!") In a spell-binding voice, Cecilia Scully sings: "Plead it to his sympathy Take the car I got a family You hear a laugh "It don't mean s*** to me." Mamanda Timmas sings sweetly: "One more murder One more murder One more murder" (Mamanda Timmas and Scully quickly jump into a car and drive as fast as they can away from the building.) In a spell-binding voice, Cecilia Scully sings: "In this town In this town" (Cecilia Scully and Mulder's car is thrown violently as the building behind them explodes.) (Mamanda Timmas and Scully exit the car and look back at the rubble that used to be a building.) Mamanda Timmas says, "Next time, you're buying, Scully." Cecilia Scully bows. Mamanda Timmas curtsies. Mamanda Timmas snickers. *********************************** Ashley London exclaims, "Next is Geri Morgan!" Geri Morgan stands up to address the assembly. Geri Morgan says, "Okies, here goes" Geri Morgan says, "Tonight I'll be singing Immortality by Celine Dion" (Geri Morgan sits on a barstool and strikes a dramatic pose. You hear a loud crash and turn you gaze to Geri, who is in a heap on the floor with the barstool on top of her! Coughing loudly, she takes a seat on the bar, a safer spot.) Geri Morgan nonchalantly flicks a bit of dust from her clothing. Geri Morgan inspects her thumbnail in a nonchallant sort of way. Geri Morgan sings: "So this is who I am And this is all I'm worth And I must choose to live For all that I can give The spark that makes the power grow" (Geri Morgan sees no spark or power anywhere. Suddenly the light socket catches her eye and she sticks her fingers in it!) (Geri Morgan runs around like a maniac, her hair frizzed. She howls in pain and suddenly stands there, stunned for a few moments. Then she begins to sing again.) Geri Morgan sings: "And I will stand for my dream if I can Symbol of my faith and who I am But you are my only" Geri Morgan seems to be in a dreamy mood. Geri Morgan is hugging herself. Geri Morgan sings: "And I must follow on the road that lies ahead And I won't let my heart control my head But you are my only And we don't say goodbye We don't say goodbye And I know what I've got to be" (Geri Morgan wonders what she's got to be. Truthfully she has no clue.) Geri Morgan scratches her head, looking a bit confused. Geri Morgan sings: "Immortality I make my journey through eternity I keep the memory of you and me Inside" (Geri Morgan thinks hard and tries to remember who 'You' is, but has no success. She just shrugs and decides to keep going.) Geri Morgan sings: "Fulfill your destiny It's there within the child My storm will never end My fate is on the wind The king of hearts, the joker's wild But we don't say goodbye We don't say goodbye I'll make them all remember me" (Geri Morgan doesn't know HOW she'll make them all remember her, but she'll find a way.) Geri Morgan sings: "Cause I have found a dream that must come true Every ounce of me must see it through But you are my only I'm sorry I don't have a role for love to play Hand over my heart I'll find my way I" Geri Morgan sings: "I will make them give to me" (Geri Morgan is really confused now. Give WHAT to her? Did she just forget all of this or is she just not making any sense?) Geri Morgan sings: "Immortality There is a vision and a fire in me I keep the memory of you and me, inside And we don't say goodbye We don't say goodbye With all my love for you And what else we may do We do We don't say {cough} {cough}....." Geri Morgan just couldn't sing that much in one breath. Geri Morgan sings: "Goodbye" Geri Morgan says, "Goodbye" Geri Morgan smiles. Geri Morgan bows. *********************************** Ashley London exclaims, "Next up is Noodles Holland!" Noodles Holland stands up to address the assembly. Noodles Holland says, "I'd like to dedicate this next song to the reason why I came back in the first place." Noodles Holland says, "This is to you....French Fries..." (Noodles Holland walks up on stage donned in a cowboy hat, clothing, and boots with loud spurs.) (Noodles Holland waves his long black ponytail through the air.) Noodles Holland smiles and plays a familiar tune on his guitar. You recognize the tune but not the song. Then it hits you! You say to yourself, "Oh goodness no!" Noodles Holland sings beautifully: "You can tell the world You never was my girl You can burn my clothes up when I'm gone" (Noodles Holland looks into his girlfriend's house's window as she burns all his clothes.) Noodles Holland sings beautifully: "You can tell your friends Just what a fool I've been And laugh and joke about me on the phone." (Noodles Holland hears hysterical laughter from his girlfriend. Dang, was he THAT bad of a boyfriend?) Noodles Holland sings beautifully: "You can tell my arms Go back to the farm You can tell my feet to hit the floor" Noodles Holland falls over. Noodles Holland jumps up excitedly. Noodles Holland sings beautifully: "Or you can tell my lips To tell my fingertips They won't be reaching out for you no more." (Noodles Holland pulls his hands back and plucks the strings of his ol' geeetar!) Noodles Holland sings beautifully: "But don't tell my heart My achy breaky heart I just don't think he'd understand." (Noodles Holland watches as the people in the audience that finally realize what song this is run for the door. Others vomit. Not a bad crowd!) Noodles Holland sings beautifully: "And if you tell my heart My achy breaky heart He might blow up and kill this man Woooooo!" (Noodles Holland hears chants of "You stink!" coming from the audience. He just yells out, "Thank you!") Noodles Holland sings beautifully: "You can tell your Ma I moved to Arkansas You can tell your dog to bite my leg" (Noodles Holland watches in horror as a huge pitbull runs in horror and attacks his leg. He screams in pain as the song drags on.) Noodles Holland sings beautifully: "Or tell your brother Cliff Whose fist can tell my lip He never really liked me anyway." (Noodles Holland looks up and sees this huge man pick him up and pound the living daylights out of him as the song...drags...on.) (Noodles Holland staggers around the stage, but still finds the power to sing. Oh no!) Noodles Holland sings beautifully: "Or tell your Aunt Louise Tell anything you please Myself already knows I'm not O.K." (Noodles Holland trips over his spurs and falls to the ground again. He must be really out of it!) Noodles Holland sings beautifully: "Or you can tell my eyes To watch out for my mind It might be walking out on me today." (Noodles Holland feels a glass bottle hit his head. It was probably thrown out of the audience.) Noodles Holland sings beautifully: "But don't tell my heart My achy breaky heart I just don't think he'd understand." (Noodles Holland hears a few people snoring.) Noodles Holland sings beautifully: "And if you tell my heart My achy breaky heart He might blow up and kill this man" Noodles Holland sings beautifully: "But don't tell my heart My achy breaky heart I just don't think he'd understand." (Noodles Holland hears someone yelling, "Is this song OVER yet?????") Noodles Holland sings beautifully: "And if you tell my heart My achy breaky heart He might blow up and kill this man Woooooo!" (Noodles Holland just lies motionless on the stage after the song ends. You think that he's dead. But all of a sudden he jumps up and yells...) Noodles Holland yells, "Garth Brooks, EAT YOUR HEART OUT!" (Noodles Holland passes out.) *********************************** Ashley London exclaims, "Next up is Lucy VanPelt!" Lucy VanPelt stands up to address the assembly. Lucy VanPelt exclaims, "Hi all! This is my own version of a song called shotgun by jr walker and the all stars!" (Lucy VanPelt transforms the Cantina into the jungle.) Lucy VanPelt sings: "Shotgun" Lucy VanPelt sings: "Shoot em for they run now" Lucy VanPelt sings: "Shoot the perp baby" Lucy VanPelt sings: "Shoot the perp now" Lucy VanPelt sings: "Put on your red bulletproof suit" Lucy VanPelt sings: "Cause we're goin to west end baby now" (Lucy VanPelt transforms the cantina into The Armory.) Lucy VanPelt sings: "Gonna buy yourself a shotgun now" Lucy VanPelt gets a twelve gauge shotgun from inside her denim jeans. Lucy VanPelt sings: "You're gonna break it down baby now" Lucy VanPelt sings: "You're gonna load it up baby now" Lucy VanPelt loads a twelve gauge shotgun with some shotgun shells. Lucy VanPelt sings: "And shoot em for they run now" (Lucy VanPelt shoots all the perps.. and that's ALL!) Lucy VanPelt sings: "And shoot em for they run now--" Lucy VanPelt sings: "Put on your red bp tennishoes" Lucy VanPelt sings: "Cause we're gonna pick some perpies" Lucy VanPelt sings: "And then kill the perpies" Lucy VanPelt screams! Lucy VanPelt yells, "SHOTGUN!" Lucy VanPelt sings: "Shoot em for they run now" Lucy VanPelt sings: "Kill the perp baby" Lucy VanPelt sings: "Kill the perp now" Lucy VanPelt says, "This applies to all thugs, also" Lucy VanPelt bows. *********************************** Ashley London exclaims, "Next up is Jade Rose!" Jade Rose stands up to address the assembly. Jade Rose says, "I'll be singing with Nicholas "Kilt-boy" McNally tonight." Jade Rose grins. Nicholas McNally stands up to address the assembly. Jade Rose smiles as the lights are brought up. You see a pitifully made set, mostly of cardboard which is set to look like the woods behind a pub. You see Nicholas McNally, clad only in a kilt. He grins and waves, blushing slightly, obviously a little nervous about his attire. In a spell-binding voice, Jade Rose sings: "A Scotsman clad in kilt left the bar one evening fair" Nicholas McNally just gave a tartan kilt a big, mushy smooch. In a spell-binding voice, Jade Rose sings: "And one could tell by how he walked he'd drunk more than his share He staggered on until he could no longer keep his feet" Nicholas McNally sways back and forth. Nicholas McNally smiles drunkenly, hiccuping occasionally In a spell-binding voice, Jade Rose sings: "Then stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street." Jade Rose plays her Medieval fiddle like a professional musician, and you notice yourself humming along while the bow dances over the strings. In a spell-binding voice, Jade Rose sings: "Ring ding diddle diddle i de o Ring di diddle i o He stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street." Nicholas McNally smiles peacefully, snoring loud enough to make you cringe In a spell-binding voice, Jade Rose sings: "Later on two young and lovely girls just happened by" (Jade Rose points to the two girls standing in the middle of the stage. One's a redhead, wearing what's obviously a school uniform and the other's a blonde wearing an identical outfit.) In a spell-binding voice, Jade Rose sings: "And one says to the other with a twinkle in her eye 'You see yon sleeping Scotsman who is young and handsome built'" Jade Rose points at Nicholas McNally. In a spell-binding voice, Jade Rose sings: "I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath their kilt" Jade's jaw drops. Jade Rose drools. Jade Rose plays her Medieval fiddle like a professional musician, and you notice yourself humming along while the bow dances over the strings. In a spell-binding voice, Jade Rose sings: "Ring ding diddle diddle i de o Ring di diddle i o I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath their kilt." In a spell-binding voice, Jade Rose sings: "They crept up to the sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be" (Jade Rose gestures to the girls quietly whispering to each other as they creep towards the still sleeping Nicholas, quietly.) In a spell-binding voice, Jade Rose sings: "Then lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see" Jade Rose smiles mischeviously as the girls peek under and begin giggling histerically. In a spell-binding voice, Jade Rose sings: "And there behold for them to view beneath his Scottish skirt" (Nicholas McNally continues to snore to proportions you never thought humanly possible.) In a spell-binding voice, Jade Rose sings: "Was nothing but what God had graced him with upon his birth" Jade Rose grins as the audience starts to talk in low whispers, most of the women laughing. Jade Rose whistles at Nicholas McNally! Jade Rose plays her Medieval fiddle like a professional musician, and you notice yourself humming along while the bow dances over the strings. In a spell-binding voice, Jade Rose sings: "Ring ding diddle diddle i de o Ring di diddle i o There was nothing there but what God gave upon his birth" In a spell-binding voice, Jade Rose sings: "They marveled for a moment then one said we'd best be gone But let's leave a present for our friend before we move along" In a spell-binding voice, Jade Rose sings: "They took a blue silk ribbon and they tied it in a bow" Jade Rose points at a faded silk ribbon. (Jade Rose gives the ribbon to the girls, while giggling.) In a spell-binding voice, Jade Rose sings: "Around the bonnie spar that the Scot's lifted kilt did show" Jade Rose plays her Medieval fiddle like a professional musician, and you notice yourself humming along while the bow dances over the strings. In a spell-binding voice, Jade Rose sings: "Ring ding diddle diddle i de o Ring di diddle i o Around the bonnie spar that the Scot's lifted kilt did show" In a spell-binding voice, Jade Rose sings: "The Scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled toward a tree" Nicholas McNally stretches. (Jade Rose points to the pitiful attempt at making a cardboard tree look reaslistic.) (Nicholas McNally walks over to a bush near the tree.) In a spell-binding voice, Jade Rose sings: "Behind a bush he lifts his kilt and gawks at what he sees" Nicholas's jaw drops. In a spell-binding voice, Jade Rose sings: "Then in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes" Nicholas McNally scratches his head, looking a bit confused. Horribly off-key, Nicholas McNally sings: "Lad I don't know where you've been but I see you won first prize" (Nicholas McNally points at the ribbon, though you can't see it...just where it's implied to be.) Nicholas McNally coughs. Jade Rose plays her Medieval fiddle like a professional musician, and you notice yourself humming along while the bow dances over the strings. In a spell-binding voice, Jade Rose sings: "Ring ding diddle diddle i de o Ring di diddle i o" In a spell-binding voice, Jade Rose sings: "He said" Horribly off-key, Nicholas McNally sings: "Lad I don't know where you've been but I see you won first prize!" Nicholas McNally bows. Jade Rose collapses in a heap on the floor. *********************************** Ashley London exclaims, "Next up is Crimson Beauregarde!" Crimson Beauregarde stands up to address the assembly. (Crimson Beauregarde steps upstage.) Crimson Beauregarde exclaims, "Yee haw!" Crimson Beauregarde asks, "This here is a song I wrote in the midst of boredom. And I recently recited it to an mainland friend and he thought I was insane. So what else is new?" Crimson Beauregarde says, "Hyuck." Crimson Beauregarde chuckles. Crimson Beauregarde says, "It's called, I have. And it's about my many experiences on this here island." Crimson Beauregarde says, "Anyway, it goes a little something like this. Hyuck. Hit it Phil." (Crimson Beauregarde does a few stupid looking mouth exercises as Phil begins the Machine.) Crimson Beauregarde sings beautifully: "Have...you... Ever, walked faster than a bus? Have "voices" scold you when you cussed? Witnessed Wei and Gina's "special" lust?" Crimson Beauregarde sings beautifully: "I have. Oh, I have." (Crimson Beauregarde taps his foot to the beat.) Crimson Beauregarde sings beautifully: "Have you ever seen the sun come up at noon? Had your fortune told with runes? Searched a corpse and found a spoon?" Crimson Beauregarde sings beautifully: "I have. Yessum, I have." Crimson Beauregarde exclaims, "Yeeeeehaw!" Crimson Beauregarde sings beautifully: "And have you ever, been beaten by a thug? Gave moody women friendly hugs? And been robbed by icky bugs?" Crimson Beauregarde sings beautifully: "I have! Oh but I have!" Crimson Beauregarde smiles freakily. You're starting to wonder about him and his sanity. Crimson Beauregarde sings beautifully: "And have you ever what the world was a BP? Searched the ground and founda key? Or maybe shook a mango treeeeeeee?" Crimson Beauregarde sings beautifully: "I have. Oooh I have." Crimson Beauregarde exclaims, "Once again folks!" Crimson Beauregarde exclaims, "Yeeeeehaw!" Crimson Beauregarde sings beautifully: "And have you ever been surrounded by a mist? Cause you shrieked at someones List!? Or even tried talking to your wrist?" Crimson Beauregarde sings beautifully: "Lemme tell you something! I have." Crimson Beauregarde says, "Hyuck. One more time." Crimson Beauregarde sings beautifully: "And have you ever sung the world's most awful song? That turned out to be too long? And the sudden feeling you were wrong?" Crimson Beauregarde sings beautifully: "OOOOOOOH....IIIII Haaaaaaaaave!" Crimson Beauregarde dances around the room. Crimson Beauregarde kneels down. Crimson Beauregarde takes a midnight-blue cowboy hat off his head. Crimson Beauregarde bows. *********************************** Ashley London exclaims, "Next up is Summer Matthews!" Summer Matthews stands up to address the assembly. Summer Matthews clears her throat loudly. Summer Matthews says, "Heh" Summer Matthews says, "My script wasn't ready so oh well" Summer Matthews grins. Summer Matthews says, "this is my last karaoke" Summer Matthews says, "BEcause I will be leaving the island for good" Summer Matthews says, "unfortunately my song isn't ready though. but stay tuned to Miles' list, where I will be singing a song of a different type" Summer smirks at Ashley London. Summer Matthews just left. *********************************** Ashley London exclaims, "Again, thanks for coming everyone!" Ashley London says, "This will be our new time for karaoke going forward" Ashley London exclaims, "AND .... smirking at GMs will cost you negative 10 points in the future!" Ashley London grins. *********************************** Ashley London exclaims, "Tonight ... our third place winner is ... Jade Rose and Nicholas McNally!" Ashley London exclaims, "Our second place winner tonight is ... Cecilia Scully and Mamanda Timmas!" Ashley London exclaims, "And ... tonight our winning act is ... Nina Perrson and Katt Blade!!!"