_________________________________________ / -Karaoke- \ | -December 5, 1998- | | Recorded & Edited by Aubrey McMichaels | \___http://pages.prodigy.net/aubreymcm/___/ Ashley London says, "Ok, tonight we're going to try to do this without crowd control" Ashley London says, "Well, maybe not" Ashley London calls the assembly to order. After a moment the crowd quiets down. Ashley London grins. Ashley London exclaims, "Ooookay. Welcome to karaoke!" Ashley London says, "Here's the quick rules." Ashley London says, "Each act is three minutes or less" Ashley London says, "You use SING and ACT to do your thing" Ashley London says, "The Judges tonight are: Katt, Shonna, Andrew and Melanie" Ashley London says, "Each judge will rate each act from 1 to 20" Ashley London says, "One is bad, 20 is the best" Ashley London says, "Ok, Melanie's gone. We'll have three judges" Ashley London asks, "Judges, use REPORT to give me your scores. Can you test that now, please?" Ashley London exclaims, "Ok!" Ashley London exclaims, "So ... lets get started!" ************************************ Ashley London exclaims, "First up is Shandii Landt!" Shandii Landt stands up to address the assembly. Shandii Landt recites: "I'm going to sing Video Killed the Radio Star by the Buggles from the Wedding Singer soundtrack." Shandii Landt sings in an old-time radio voice, "I heard you on the wireless back in Fifty-Two - lying awake intently tuning in on you - If I was young it didn't stop you coming through." Shandii Landt sings: "Oh-a-oh!" Shandii Landt smiles and taps her foot to the starting heavy drum beat. Shandii Landt sings in an old-time radio voice, "They took the credit for your second symphony - rewritten by machine and new technology - and now I understand the problems you can see." Shandii Landt sings: "Oh-a-oh!" Shandii Landt sings in an old-time radio voice, "I met your children" Shandii Landt sings: "Oh-a-oh!" Shandii Landt sings in an old-time radio voice, "What did you tell them?" Shandii Landt sings: "Video killed the radio star Video killed the radio star." Shandii Landt bounces around happily. Shandii Landt sings in an old-time radio voice, "Pictures came and broke your heart." Shandii Landt sings: "Oh-a-a-a oh ..." Shandii Landt sings in an old-time radio voice, "And now we meet in an abandoned studio - we hear the playback and it seems so long ago - and you remember the jingles used to go'. Shandii Landt sings: "Oh-a-oh!" Shandii Landt sings in an old-time radio voice, "You were the first one!'. Shandii Landt sings: "Oh-a-oh!" Shandii Landt sings in an old-time radio voice, "You were the last one!'. Shandii Landt sings: "Video killed the radio star Video killed the radio star" Shandii Landt bounces around happily. Shandii Landt sings in an old-time radio voice, "In my mind and in my car - we can't rewind we've gone too far." Shandii Landt sings: "Oh-a-a-a oh ..." Shandii Landt dances happily around the stage during the peppy instrumental part. Shandii Landt sings in an old-time radio voice, "In my mind and in my car - we can't rewind we've gone too far - pictures came and broke your heart - put the blame on V T R!" Shandii Landt stands perfectly still as the drums and music briefly die down, and in the silence sings in an echoish voice, "You are a radio star - you are a radio star." Shandii Landt taps her foot again as the drum beat starts up. Shandii Landt sings: "Video killed the radio star Video killed the radio star" Shandii Landt sings: "Video killed the radio star Video killed the radio star" Shandii Landt sings: "You are ... a radio star! You are ... a radio star!" Shandii Landt bounces around happily. Shandii Landt sings: "Video killed the radio star Video killed the radio star" Shandii Landt sings: "Video killed the radio star Video killed the radio star" Shandii Landt smiles and bows, blowing kisses to her audience. Shandii Landt sits down. Ashley London opens the floor back up for general discussion. ************************************ Ashley London calls the assembly to order. After a moment the crowd quiets down. Ashley London exclaims, "Thanks, Shandii!" Ashley London exclaims, "Next up is Nina Perrson!" Nina Perrson stands up to address the assembly. Nina Perrson says, "yo. i'm singing with my homies Cecilia and Anne" Ashley London nods to Nina Perrson. Cecilia Scully stands up to address the assembly. Anne Glabaue stands up to address the assembly. In a spell-binding voice, Nina Perrson sings: "Hey, yeah - I wanna shoop, baby" Anne Glabaue dances around in a suggestive manner. Cecilia Scully says, "Oooo, how you doin', baby? No, not you. You, the bow-legged one, ha ha, yeah. What's your name? Dang, that sounds sexy." Cecilia Scully slobbers all over herself. Anne Glabaue sings sweetly: "Here I go, here I go, here I go again" Cecilia Scully asks, "Again?" Cecilia Scully groans. Anne Glabaue sings sweetly: "Girls, what's my weakness?" In a spell-binding voice, Nina Perrson sings: "Men!" Nina Perrson and Cecilia Scully drool all over the floor. Anne Glabaue sings sweetly: "Okay then, chillin', chillin', mindin' my business" Cecilia Scully says, "Word." Cecilia Scully flashes the west side sign. Anne Glabaue sings sweetly: "Yo, Salt, I looked around, and I couldn't believe this I swear, I stared, my niece my witness The brother had it goin' on with somethin' kinda...uh Wicked, Wicked - had to kick it I'm not shy so I asked for the digits" Anne Glabaue pulls a piece of paper out of her pocket with the number 555-6969 on it. Anne Glabaue sings sweetly: "A garden utensil? No, that don't make me See what I want slip slide to it swifty Felt it in my hips so I dipped back to my bag of tricks Then I flipped for a tip, make me wanna do tricks for him" Anne Glabaue falls over. Anne Glabaue rolls over and plays dead. Anne Glabaue sings sweetly: "Lick him like a lollipop should be licked Came to my senses and chilled for a bit" Anne Glabaue jumps up excitedly. Anne Glabaue fans herself. Anne Glabaue sings sweetly: "Don't know how you do the voodoo that you do So well it's a spell, hell, makes me wanna shoop shoop shoop" Anne Glabaue shoops and shoops and shoops. In a spell-binding voice, Nina Perrson sings: "Shoop shoop ba-doop Shoop ba-doop Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-doop" Cecilia Scully and Nina Perrson shoop together in front of you. In a spell-binding voice, Nina Perrson sings: "Ummm, you're packed and you're stacked 'Specially in the back Brother, wanna thank your mother for a butt like that" Nina Perrson says, "Thanks, Mom." Nina Perrson glances at your rear. In a spell-binding voice, Nina Perrson sings: "Can I get some fries with that shake-shake boobie? If looks could kill you would be an uzi You're a shotgun - bang! What's up that thang? I wanna know how does it hang?" Nina Perrson stares intently at you. In a spell-binding voice, Nina Perrson sings: "Straight up, wait up, hold up Mr. Lover Like Prince said you're a sexy mutha Well-a, I like 'em real wild, b-boy style by the mile Smooth black skin with a smile" Cecilia Scully swoons at the image. In a spell-binding voice, Nina Perrson sings: "Bright as the sun, I wanna have some fun Come and give me some of that yum-yum Chocolate chip, honey dip, can I get a scoop?" Nina Perrson makes a scooping action with her arm. Anne Glabaue says, "Please." In a spell-binding voice, Nina Perrson sings: "Baby, take a ride in my coupe, you make me wanna..." In a spell-binding voice, Cecilia Scully sings: "Shoop shoop ba-doop" Cecilia Scully says, "Baby, hey." In a spell-binding voice, Cecilia Scully sings: "Shoop ba-doop Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-doop" Anne Glabaue sings sweetly: "Shoop shoop ba-doop" Anne Glabaue shoops on a squished french fry. Nina Perrson says, "Don't you know I wanna shoop, baby." Anne Glabaue sings sweetly: "Shoop ba-doop Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-doop" Nina Perrson shoops a lot. In a spell-binding voice, Cecilia Scully sings: "Well let me bring you back to the subject, Pep's on the set Make you get hot, make you work up a sweat" Cecilia wipes the sweat from her brow. In a spell-binding voice, Cecilia Scully sings: "When you skip-to-my-lou, my darling" Cecilia Scully skips around the cantina. In a spell-binding voice, Cecilia Scully sings: "Not falling in love, but I'm falling for your super" Cecilia Scully coughs. In a spell-binding voice, Cecilia Scully sings: "When I get ya betcha bottom dollar you were best under pressure" Anne Glabaue says, "Yo, Sandy, I wanna like, taste you." Anne Glabaue licks her lips. In a spell-binding voice, Cecilia Scully sings: "Getcha getcha lips wet cuz it's time to have Pep On your mark, get set, go, let me go, let me shoop To the next man in the three-piece suit I pend all my dough, ray, me cutie Shoop shoop a-doobie like Scoobie Doobie Doo" Anne Glabaue howls scoobyoobydooooo. In a spell-binding voice, Cecilia Scully sings: "I love you in your big jeans, you give me nice dreams You make me wanna scream, "Oooo, oooo, oooo!" I like what ya do when you do what you do You make me wanna shoop" Cecilia Scully shoops in your general direction. In a spell-binding voice, Nina Perrson sings: "Shoop shoop ba-doop Shoop ba-doop Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-doop" Anne Glabaue sings sweetly: "Shoop shoop ba-doop Shoop ba-doop Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-doop" Anne Glabaue shoops toward Phil Gaser. Cecilia Scully exclaims, "Oh, my goodness, girl, look at him. He's the cutest brother in here, and he's comin' this way! Oooo!" Cecilia Scully giggles like a school girl. In a spell-binding voice, Nina Perrson sings: "S and the P wanna kick with me, cool" Anne Glabaue says, "Uh-huh" In a spell-binding voice, Nina Perrson sings: "But I'm the wicked, G, hit the skins but never quickly" Cecilia Scully says, "That's right." In a spell-binding voice, Nina Perrson sings: "It hit the skins for the hell of it, just for the yell I get Mmm mmm mmm, for the smell of it" Nina Perrson says, "Smell it." In a spell-binding voice, Nina Perrson sings: "They want my bod, here's the hot rod" Anne Glabaue says, "Hot rod" In a spell-binding voice, Nina Perrson sings: "Twelve inches to a yard" Anne Glabaue gets out a wooden ruler. Anne Glabaue exclaims, "Dang!" In a spell-binding voice, Nina Perrson sings: "And have ya soundin' like a retard" Nina Perrson says, "Yeah" In a spell-binding voice, Nina Perrson sings: "Big 'Twan Love-Her, six-two, wanna hit you" In a spell-binding voice, Cecilia Scully sings: "So what you wanna do?" In a spell-binding voice, Nina Perrson sings: "What you wanna do?" In a spell-binding voice, Cecilia Scully sings: "Mmmm, I wanna shoop" Cecilia Scully shoops on the bar. Anne Glabaue sings sweetly: "Shoop shoop ba-doop Shoop ba-doop Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-doop" In a spell-binding voice, Cecilia Scully sings: "Shoop shoop ba-doop Shoop ba-doop Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-doop" Anne Glabaue and Cecilia Scully attempt to shoop together but end up bumping into each other pathetically. In a spell-binding voice, Nina Perrson sings: "Oh, you make me wanna shoop Hey yeah, I wanna shoop, baby" Nina Perrson shoops into a bow. Anne Glabaue bows. Cecilia Scully bows. Ashley London opens the floor back up for general discussion. ************************************ Ashley London calls the assembly to order. After a moment the crowd quiets down. Ashley London exclaims, "Thanks Nina, Cecilia and Anne!" Ashley London exclaims, "Next up is Audrey Reede!" Audrey Reede stands up to address the assembly. Audrey Reede exclaims, "Thank You!" Audrey Reede waves her hand through the air and three large screens appear be hind her and fog appears on stage and slow piano music begins to play. Audrey Reede says, "This song goes out to anyone I know." Audrey Reede says, "or anyone I have ever known." Audrey Reede holds the mic as the piano music starts to play, on the middle screen of the three a picure of her late husband, Taylor Reede, appears and below his name the dates "1975 ~ 1997" appear. Audrey Reede hums a tune softly to herself. Slightly off-key, Audrey Reede sings: "And now is it too late to say How you made my life so different in your quiet way I can see the joy in simple things A sunlit sky and all the songs we used to sing." Audrey Reede glances at the other two screens, they are displaying pictures of their wedding.....their life......and the memories. Slightly off-key, Audrey Reede sings: "I have walked and I have prayed I could forgive and we could start again In the end You are my one true friend." Slightly off-key, Audrey Reede sings: "For all, all the times you closed your eyes Allowing me to stumble or to be surprised By life with all its twists and turns I made mistakes, you always knew that I would learn." Slightly off-key, Audrey Reede sings: "And when I left it's you who stayed You always knew that I'd come home again In the end You are my one true friend......" Slightly off-key, Audrey Reede sings: "Though love may break it never dies It changes shape through changing eyes What I denied I now can see." Audrey Reede points to the picture of Gina.... Slightly off-key, Audrey Reede sings: "You always where the light inside of me....." Audrey Reede holds up her hand and clenches it into a tight fist, holding back the tears. Slightly off-key, Audrey Reede sings: "I know I know I know I know it was you........ I have walked and I have prayed I could forgive....." Audrey Reede yells, "and we could start again!!!" Audrey Reede looks at the other two screen as they show pictures from their childhood, and of their life here...on Morada. Slightly off-key, Audrey Reede sings: "You are my one true friend My one true friend I always, always knew I always knew that it was you!!" Audrey Reede , as she walks off the stage, the words "Welcome Back" appear below Gina's picture, followed by "......sister" Audrey Reede holds back tears as she bows for you. Audrey Reede says, "Thank you!" Audrey Reede sniffles. Ashley London opens the floor back up for general discussion. ************************************ Ashley London calls the assembly to order. After a moment the crowd quiets down. Ashley London exclaims, "Thanks, Audrey!" Ashley London exclaims, "Next is Jennifer Plumley!" Jennifer Plumley stands up to address the assembly. Jennifer Plumley smiles. Jennifer Plumley curtsies. Jennifer Plumley recites: "I'll be singing a song named Outside...not sure who sings it, couldn't find out in time." Jennifer Plumley seats herself in a stool, in a pool of light. Jennifer Plumley lets the music play, leaving you wondering if she's lost her nerve, then all at once, she begins, singing sadly. Jennifer Plumley sings: "It's hard to explain Inherently it's just always been strange..." Jennifer Plumley shrugs. Jennifer Plumley sings: "Neither here-" Jennifer Plumley sings: "Nor there-" Jennifer Plumley points to her right. Jennifer Plumley sings: "Always somewhat out of place everywhere" Jennifer Plumley shrugs. Jennifer Plumley sings: "Ambiguous Without a sense of belonging to touch Somewhere halfway Feeling there's no one completely the same...." Jennifer Plumley sings: "Standing alone Eager to just Believe it's good enough to be what You really are But in your heart Uncertainty forever lies And you'll always be Somewhere on the :Outside....." Jennifer Plumley sings: "Early on, you face The realization you don't Have a space Where you fit in And recognize you Were born to exist..." Jennifer Plumley sighs, staring at the floor with a sad smile on her face. Jennifer Plumley grows quiet, then bursts into song, singing as if it comes from her heart. Maybe it does.... Jennifer Plumley sings: "Standing alone Eager to just Believe it's good enough to be what You really are But in your heart Uncertainty forever lies And you'll always bee Somewhere on the Outside....." Jennifer Plumley sings: "And it's hard...... And it's hard...... And it's hard......" Jennifer Plumley sings: "Irreversibly Falling in between" Jennifer Plumley sings: "And it's hard And it's hard" Jennifer Plumley sings: "To be understood That you are That you are" Jennifer Plumley sings: "Oh, and God knows That you're standing on your own" Jennifer Plumley jumps up from her stool. Jennifer Plumley sings: "Blind and unguided Into a world divided You're thrown Where you're never quite the same" Jennifer Plumley shakes her head sadly. Jennifer Plumley sings: "Although you try--" Jennifer Plumley sings: "Try and try" Jennifer Plumley sings: "To tell yourself You really are" Jennifer Plumley holds her hands to her chest, almost in tears. Jennifer Plumley sings: "But in your heart--uncertainty forever lies And you'll always be Somewhere on the outside" Jennifer Plumley stares out at the audience, looking deep into everyone's eyes. Jennifer Plumley sings: "You'll always be Somewhere on the outside." Jennifer Plumley drops her head down, waiting silently, until the music stops. Jennifer Plumley curtsies. Ashley London opens the floor back up for general discussion. ************************************ Ashley London calls the assembly to order. After a moment the crowd quiets down. Ashley London exclaims, "Thanks, Jennifer!" Ashley London exclaims, "Next is Crimson Beauregarde!" Crimson Beauregarde stands up to address the assembly. Crimson Beauregarde clears his throat loudly. Crimson Beauregarde says, "I'm going to sing How Soon is Now by Love Spit Love." Crimson Beauregarde says, "I have no intentions to win, I just feel like participating." Crimson Beauregarde clears his throat loudly. (Crimson Beauregarde clutches the microphone.) In a powerful, expressive voice Crimson Beauregarde sings: "I am the son I am the heir Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar I am the son and the heir Of nothing in particular" (Crimson Beauregarde 's tone grows angrier and the atmosphere seems a lot darker to you.) In a powerful, expressive voice Crimson Beauregarde sings: "You shut your mouth How can you say I go about things the wrong way I am Human and I need to be loved Just like everybody else does" (Crimson Beauregarde 's mood angain changes to a more pleasant and delightful tone as if inviting you with open arms and sincere intentions.) In a powerful, expressive voice Crimson Beauregarde sings: "There's a club, if you like to go You could meet somebody who really loves you So you go, and you stand on your own And you leave on your own And you go home, and you cry And you want to die" (Crimson Beauregarde 's voice creeps higher as the rhythm gains a steady tone and the music grows louder and for those drunk in the room, the world around them begins spinning.) In a powerful, expressive voice Crimson Beauregarde sings: "When you say it's gonna happen "now" Well, when exactly do you mean? See I've already waited too long And all my hope is gone" In a powerful, expressive voice Crimson Beauregarde sings: "And all my hope is...... Gone." Crimson Beauregarde sways back and forth. (Crimson Beauregarde 's head at last begans to fall as the music fades and the world around you springs back to life.) Crimson Beauregarde bows. Crimson Beauregarde shrugs. Ashley London opens the floor back up for general discussion. ************************************ Ashley London calls the assembly to order. After a moment the crowd quiets down. Ashley London exclaims, "Thanks, Crimson!" Ashley London exclaims, "Next is Lucy VanPelt!" Lucy VanPelt stands up to address the assembly. Lucy VanPelt says, "Hewwo.." Lucy VanPelt says, "Just so ya'll know I might slur or somethin.. just ig nore it" Lucy VanPelt says, "My song is called I want a new duck by Weird Al yankovic" Lucy VanPelt walks into the newspaper building. She starts filling out a personal ad, writing for the new person to do exactly the opposite of what the last one did. Or is it not a person? Lucy VanPelt sings: "I want a new duck One that won't try to bite" Lucy VanPelt sings: "One that won't chew a hole in my socks" Lucy VanPelt examines her socks with holes in them grumpily, and stomps off. You see feathers fly in the distance. Lucy VanPelt sings: "One that won't quack all night." Lucy VanPelt lies in bed with a pillow atop her head, not being able to sleep, even though she's taken 5 nightquils. Lucy VanPelt sings: "I want a new duck One with big webbed feet" Lucy VanPelt sings: "One that knows how to wash my car And keep his room real neat." Lucy VanPelt glances around the spotless room and tells him clean it up more. Lucy VanPelt sings: "One that won't raid the ice box" Lucy VanPelt slurs, "Come here often?" while smiling and winking flirtatiously at a Karaoke list. Lucy VanPelt sings: "One that won't raid the ice box" Lucy VanPelt searches around the ice box and finds no ice, only duck feathers. Lucy VanPelt sings: "One that'll stay in shape" Lucy VanPelt sings: "One that's never gonna try To migrate or escape...." Lucy VanPelt sings: "Or I'll tie him up with duck tape" Lucy VanPelt buys 50 rolls of duck tape and ties up the duck. She stands back to check out her handiwork, and the duck looks at you sadly. Lucy VanPelt sings: "I want a new duck A mallard I think" Lucy VanPelt sings: "One that won't make a mess of my house Or make a nest in the bathroom sink" Lucy VanPelt sings: "I want a new duck One that won't steal my beer." Lucy VanPelt screams when she can't find her beer and looks at her duck suspiciously. It belches. Lucy VanPelt sings: "One that won't stick his bill in my mail." Lucy VanPelt sings: "One that knows "The duck stops here."" Lucy VanPelt sings: "One that won't drive me crazy Wadling all around" Lucy VanPelt rips out her hair as it makes suction cup noises drinking her beer in a glass with ice and waddles. Lucy VanPelt sings: "One who'll teach me how to hunt perps And help me not to drown " Lucy VanPelt wakes up from the daze and gives the ad to the teller. She says, "10000 dollars, ma'am" Lucy VanPelt collapses in a heap on the floor. Lucy VanPelt slurs, "Come here often?" while smiling and winking flirtatiously at a pair of worn-out jeans. Lucy VanPelt bows. Ashley London opens the floor back up for general discussion. ************************************ Ashley London calls the assembly to order. After a moment the crowd quiets down. Ashley London exclaims, "Thank you, Lucy. Very realistic!" Ashley London exclaims, "Next up is Sydney Thommas!" Sydney Thommas stands up to address the assembly. Sydney Thommas says, "woohoo ok i just made this up like 2 minutes ago and its really dumb but i wanted to sing so dont boo me off the stage" Sydney Thommas sings beautifully: "Oooh I love Cec The big silver and purple alien of Morada" Sydney Thommas just gave Cecilia Scully a smooch. Sydney Thommas sings beautifully: "I love Shonna! My pink jungle queen Even though she reminds me of Barrrrrrbie!" Sydney Thommas snuggles up to Shonna McCarver. Sydney Thommas sings beautifully: "How can I not love Nina? Her sarcasm is so nice it scares me And i just have to love her blue clothes" Sydney Thommas just gave Nina Perrson a smooch. Sydney Thommas sings beautifully: "I just have to love Katt's mrrowl! Even though it reminds me of my evil cat on the mainland" Sydney Thommas leans on Katt Blade. Sydney Thommas sings beautifully: "Anne The veggie patty on my sandwich Is soooooo adorable!!" Sydney Thommas cuddles up to Anne Glabaue. Sydney Thommas sings beautifully: "I love you all and this song really stinks but thats okay I just made it up 2 minutes ago!" Sydney Thommas bats her eyelashes. Sydney Thommas bows. Ashley London opens the floor back up for general discussion. ************************************ Ashley London calls the assembly to order. After a moment the crowd quiets down. Ashley London says, "Thanks, Sydney. I think." Ashley London exclaims, "Next up is Adam Xavier!" Adam Xavier stands up to address the assembly. Horribly off-key, Adam Xavier sings: "Morad morada I do think you are gret yeah" Horribly off-key, Adam Xavier sings: "I love it so" Horribly off-key, Adam Xavier sings: "I just wanna stay on forever yeah Morada you rock" Horribly off-key, Adam Xavier sings: "I think I have just leveled and I am felling great" Horribly off-key, Adam Xavier sings: "I love you all. Peace" Adam Xavier waves. Ashley London opens the floor back up for general discussion. ************************************ Ashley London calls the assembly to order. After a moment the crowd quiets down. Ashley London says, "Thanks, Adam. That was ... interesting." Ashley London exclaims, "Last up is Daisy Sweet!" Daisy Sweet stands up to address the assembly. Daisy Sweet says, "I'm going to try and sing with Karrisma" Daisy Sweet giggles. Ashley London nods to Daisy Sweet. Karrisma Rachhe stands up to address the assembly. Daisy Sweet says, ""This is how me and Karrisma think when we here most of these songs on the radio" Karrisma Rachhe grins. Karrisma Rachhe says, "try is the keyword" Daisy Sweet sings: "It's tearing up my heart.." Karrisma Rachhe sings: "When i'm with you When we are apart i still smell yooou" Karrisma Rachhe sniffs at Daisy Sweet. Daisy Sweet sings: "And no matter what I do.." Karrisma Rachhe's face twists as she gags, coughing slightly. Daisy Sweet looks at Karrisma Rachhe and suddenly starts to cry. Karrisma Rachhe sings: "I still smell you With or without you" Daisy Sweet sings: "I feel the pain" Karrisma Rachhe's face twists as she gags, coughing slightly. Karrisma Rachhe nods to Daisy Sweet. Karrisma Rachhe says, "I smell it" Daisy Sweet sings: "Your love is like a river.." Karrisma Rachhe shudders. Karrisma Rachhe sings: "Diseased and grimy" Karrisma Rachhe stares at Daisy Sweet. Karrisma Rachhe says, "ewww" Daisy Sweet sings: "Your soul is like a secret" Karrisma Rachhe sings: "That i tell and laugh aaaat" Karrisma Rachhe snickers at Daisy Sweet. Karrisma Rachhe dances mockingly around Daisy. Daisy Sweet sings: "From the first day.." Karrisma Rachhe sings: "That i saw your crusty face.." Daisy Sweet looks at Karrisma Rachhe and suddenly starts to cry. Karrisma Rachhe points at Daisy Sweet. Karrisma Rachhe laughs! Daisy Sweet sings: "Honey I knew that we would be.." Karrisma Rachhe says, "blah blah blaaah" Karrisma Rachhe sings: "Crapppppppy" Karrisma Rachhe sniffs at Daisy Sweet. Daisy Sweet sings: "God pays me!" Daisy Sweet asks, "Why?" Karrisma Rachhe gasps. She looks rather startled. Karrisma Rachhe glances around eagerly. Daisy Sweet sings: "The more I see the light" Daisy Sweet asks, "Who wants to see?" Karrisma Rachhe nods to Daisy Sweet. Daisy Sweet sings: "God told me!" Daisy Sweet asks, "Why?" Karrisma Rachhe headbangs around the stage. Daisy Sweet sings: "I've already got the life!" Daisy Sweet says, "Oh I say.." Daisy Sweet sings: "God begs me!" Daisy Sweet asks, "Why?" Daisy Sweet sings: "You'll never see the light!" Karrisma Rachhe headbangs real close to the edge not noticing.. Daisy Sweet asks, "Who wants to see?" Daisy Sweet sings: "Got the life!" Karrisma Rachhe bumps into Daisy a few times. Daisy Sweet trips Karrisma and pushes her over the side of the stage. Daisy Sweet begins laughing at Karrisma Rachhe! Karrisma Rachhe screams! Karrisma Rachhe collapses in a heap on the floor. Daisy Sweet headbangs. Karrisma Rachhe smiles. Daisy Sweet sings: "Got the life!" Karrisma Rachhe blushes a nice shade of off-pink. Daisy Sweet bows. Karrisma Rachhe slurs, "Come here often?" while smiling and winking flirtatiously at a Karaoke list. Ashley London opens the floor back up for general discussion. ************************************ Ashley London calls the assembly to order. After a moment the crowd quiets down. Ashley London exclaims, "Ok ... we have our winners!" Ashley London exclaims, "First, thanks to all for coming and thanks to our Judges!" Ashley London says, "Now ... tonight ... Third Place goes to ..." Ashley London exclaims, "Lucy VanPelt!" Ashley London says, "Second Place tonight goes to ..." Ashley London exclaims, "Shandii Landt!" Ashley London says, "And ... tonight ... First Prize goes to ..." Ashley London exclaims, "The fabulous trio of Nina, Cecilia and Anne!"