_________________________________________ / -Karaoke- \ | -December 26, 1998- | | Recorded & Edited by Aubrey McMichaels | \___http://pages.prodigy.net/aubreymcm/___/ Ashley London waves to everyone. Ashley London calls the assembly to order. After a moment the crowd quiets down. Ashley London exclaims, "Hi everybody!" Ashley London exclaims, "Thanks for coming to our annual Holiday Karaoke!" Ashley London exclaims, "We have some special prizes tonight for everyone who participates!" Ashley London says, "In addition to the singing skill you get by practicing here and the cash prize for first place" Ashley London says, "Just to quickly cover the rules ..." Ashley London says, "All acts should be about 3 minutes in length" Ashley London says, "Everything should be IC. Anything OOC will be subject to ... review." Ashley London smiles. Ashley London says, "Our judges will rate each act from 1 to 20" Ashley London says, "1 is bad; 20 best" Ashley London says, "Judges report their scores by using REPORT" Ashley London exclaims, "Tonight's judges are Kim, Amanda, Liz and Keith!" Ashley London applauds the judges. Ashley London exclaims, "So, lets begin!" ************************************ Ashley London exclaims, "First up is Danny Gallagher!" Danny Gallagher stands up to address the assembly. Danny Gallagher says, "I will be singing "Lift the wings" by Bill Whelam " Danny Gallagher watches as the ships arrive from the ports carring new faces he has not yet met, maybe one can fulfill his dream. Slightly off-key, Danny Gallagher sings: "How can the small flowers grow if the wild winds blow and the cold snow is all around." Slightly off-key, Danny Gallagher sings: "Where will the frail birds fly if the homes on high have been torn down to the ground." Slightly off-key, Danny Gallagher sings: "Lift the wings that carry me away from here and fill the sail that breaks the line to home." Danny Gallagher kneels down infront of you all with a twinkle in his eye as he prepares to continue with his performance. Slightly off-key, Danny Gallagher sings: "But when im miles and miles apart from you i'm beside you when i think of you a stoirin a gra." Danny Gallagher sighs. Slightly off-key, Danny Gallagher sings: "How can a tree stand tall if a rain wont fall to wash its branches down ." Danny Gallagher lets you gaze deep into his soul as you relize he sings this song with such passion. Slightly off-key, Danny Gallagher sings: "How can the heart surrvive can it stay alive if loves denied if its loves denied for long." Slightly off-key, Danny Gallagher sings: "Lift the wings that carry me away from here and fill the sail that breaks the line to home ." Slightly off-key, Danny Gallagher sings: "But when im miles and miles apart from you im beside when i think of you a stoirin and im with you when i dream of you a stoirin." Slightly off-key, Danny Gallagher sings: "And a song will bring me near to you a stoirin a gra." Danny Gallagher hums the closing to the song and take his bows after the song ends. Danny Gallagher bows. Ashley London opens the floor back up for general discussion. ************************************ Ashley London calls the assembly to order. After a moment the crowd quiets down. Ashley London exclaims, "Thanks, Danny!" Ashley London exclaims, "Next up is Shandii Landt!" Shandii Landt stands up to address the assembly. Shandii Landt recites: "Since I'm feeling Grinchy this year since I can't be with my family on the mainland, I'm singing an untraditional song. And it's kinda appropriate considering what's going on in the world. This is Christmas At Ground Zero." Shandii Landt bounces around happily. Shandii Landt sings sweetly: "It's Christmas at Ground Zero ... there's music in the air The sleigh bells are ringin' and the carolers are singin' while the air raid sirens blare." Shandii Landt sings sweetly: "It's Christmas at Ground Zero ... the button has been pressed The radio just let us know that *This is not a test...*" Shandii Landt ducks her head. Shandii Landt grins. Shandii Landt sings sweetly: "Everywhere the atom bombs are droppin' ... it's the end of all humanity No more time for last minute shoppin' ... It's time to face your final destiny!" Shandii Landt sings sweetly: "Well, it's Christmas at Ground Zero ... there's panic in the crowd We can dodge debris while we trim the tree underneath a mushroom cloud." Shandii Landt sings sweetly: "You might hear some reindeer on your rooftop ... or Jack Frost on your window sill But if someone's climbing down your chimney, you better load your gun and shoot to kill!" Shandii Landt gets a semi-auto 9mm pistol from inside her backpack. Shandii squints. Shandii Landt sings sweetly: "Oh, it's Christmas at Ground Zero ... and if the radiation level's okay I'll go out with you and see all the new Mutations on New Year's Day." Shandii Landt shudders. Shandii Landt sings sweetly: "It's Christmas at Ground Zero ... just seconds left to go I'll duck and cover with my yuletide lover Underneath the mistletoe!" Shandii Landt glances up nervously, lets out a blood-curdling scream and quickly dons a gas mask. Shandii Landt sings sweetly: "It's Christmas at Ground Zero ... now the missles are on their way What a crazy fluke, we're gonna get nuked On this jolly holiday ..." Shandii Landt bounces around happily. Shandii Landt sings sweetly: "What a crazy fluke ... we're gonna get nuked On this jol-ly hol-i-daaaaaaaaaaaaaay!" Shandii Landt giggles. Shandii Landt curtsies. Shandii Landt sits down. Ashley London opens the floor back up for general discussion. ************************************ Ashley London calls the assembly to order. After a moment the crowd quiets down. Ashley London exclaims, "Thanks, Shandii!" Ashley London exclaims, "Next up is Geri Morgan!" Geri Morgan stands up to address the assembly. Geri Morgan says, "Tonight I will be performing with Imajica Lunara and Karrisma Rachhe" Imajica Lunara stands up to address the assembly. Karrisma Rachhe stands up to address the assembly. Geri Morgan says, "We will be singing our version of The Christmas Song" Karrisma Rachhe sings: "Tourists roasting in the sun Sand crabs nipping at your toes" Karrisma Rachhe hops around frantically on one foot desperately trying to rid herself of the sand crabs on her toes. Karrisma Rachhe sings: "Karaoke songs being belted out for fun And folks dressed up in tacky clothes" Geri Morgan taps some outrageous black sparkly platform combat boots that have 3 inch clear platforms and bright yellow laces with a silver moon charm dangling from the point where the laces tie. Geri Morgan sings sweetly: "Everybody knows a new weapon to kill perpies Helps to make the season bright" Geri beams happily at a shiny black leather whip adorned with a glittering emerald handle and a sharp silver moon dangling from its tip. Geri Morgan sings sweetly: "Thugs and Henchmen with their eyes all aglow Will find it hard to sleep Tonight" Geri Morgan tosses and turns in her sleep, mumbling something about putting the crowbar down. In a spell-binding voice, Imajica Lunara sings: "They hope that Santa's on his way And loaded lots of toys and goodies on his slay" Geri Morgan shows a small decorated fake Christmas tree in a small stand to Kim Canella. Imajica Lunara envisons lots of presents under the christmas tre and gets a wistful look in her eyes. Karrisma Rachhe glances over at Imajica then at the audience obviously mouthing, 'Coal'. In a spell-binding voice, Imajica Lunara sings: "And every jungle perp is going to spy To see if Santa gets stuck in the chimney Oh my! " Imajica Lunara glances up at the fireplace where she sees two feet dangling. Geri Morgan sings with Karrisma and Imajica. Geri Morgan sings sweetly: "And so I'm offering this simple phrase To kids from one to ninety-two" Karrisma Rachhe sings: "And although it's been said Many times Many ways.." Imajica folds her arms and flashes a playful smile, striking a dramatic pose for all those gathered. In a spell-binding voice, Imajica Lunara sings: "Merry Christmas" Karrisma Rachhe smiles at everyone warmly. Karrisma Rachhe sings: "Merry Christmas" Geri Morgan flashes a pearly white smile and you think you see her teeth sparkle like in TV commercials. Geri Morgan sings sweetly: "Merry Christmas" Imajica Lunara huddles together with Karrisma and Geri at the microphone and sings with them. In a spell-binding voice, Imajica Lunara sings: "To You" Geri Morgan curtsies. Imajica Lunara curtsies. Ashley London opens the floor back up for general discussion. Karrisma Rachhe curtsies. ************************************ Ashley London calls the assembly to order. After a moment the crowd quiets down. Ashley London exclaims, "Thanks Geri, Ima and Karrisma!" Ashley London exclaims, "Next up is Angela Bond!" Angela Bond stands up to address the assembly. Angela Bond says, "Tonight, Sydney Thommas, Shelby Mackenzie, and I will be entertaining you all with a lovely Christmas song." Angela Bond smiles sweetly. Sydney Thommas stands up to address the assembly. Sydney Thommas jumps around like a 12 year old. Sydney Thommas smiles. Shelby Mackenzie stands up to address the assembly. Sydney Thommas drops a khaki transistor radio. Sydney Thommas nods to Shelby Mackenzie. Shelby Mackenzie sings sweetly: "On the first day of Christmas My true love gave to me..." Sydney Thommas says, "uh" Angela Bond sings sweetly: "A Japanese transistor radio" Sydney Thommas tries to tune her transistor radio but only picks up stations with guys yelling, "Ching wong chong neechi wa!" Shelby Mackenzie sings sweetly: "On the second day of Christmas My true love gave to me..." Angela Bond sings sweetly: "Green polka dot pajamas And a Japanese transistor radio" Sydney Thommas changes into her pajamas and notices a HUGE hole in the butt, but sets the radio on her shoulder, walking around like a homie in da 'hood. Shelby Mackenzie exclaims, "It's a Nakashuma!" Angela Bond sings sweetly: "On the third day of Christmas My true love gave to me..." Sydney Thommas sings beautifully: "A calendar book with the name of my insurance man Green polka dot pajamas And a Japanese transistor radio!" Shelby Mackenzie marks off the days 'til Christmas and tucks the calendar in the pocket of her polka-dot pajamas before chillin wit her homies and blaring music which oddly sounds like, "Ming fo wong! Buy RCA!" Angela Bond says, "It's the Mark IV model. That's the one that's discontinued." Sydney Thommas sings beautifully: "On the fourth day of Christmas My true love gave to me.." Shelby Mackenzie sings sweetly: "A simulated alligator wallet A calendar book with the name of my insurance man Green polka dot pajamas And a Japanese transistor radio!" Angela Bond indicates her alligator wallet with a smile before taking a big bite out of it. "Mmm, tastes like chicken!" Sydney Thommas exclaims, "And it comes in a Leatherette case with holes in it. So you could listen right through the case!" Shelby Mackenzie sings sweetly: "On the fifth day of Christmas My true love gave to me..." Angela Bond sings sweetly: "A statue of a lady with a clock where her stomach ought to be A simulated alligator wallet A calendar book with the name of my insurance man Green polka dot pajamas And a Japanese transistor radio!" Sydney Thommas glares at the statue while trying to make it work. Finally, she karate kicks it into the audience, knocking an innocent newbie unconscious. Shelby Mackenzie exclaims, "And it has a wire with a thing on one end that you could stick in your ear, and a thing on the other end that you can't stick anywhere because it's bent!" Angela Bond sings sweetly: "On the sixth day of Christmas My true love gave to me..." Sydney Thommas sings beautifully: "A hammered aluminum nutcracker All that other stuff And a Japanese transistor radio!" Shelby Mackenzie shoves a large walnut into her nutcracker and tries to crack it, failing miserably. She proceeds to clench the nutcracker even harder but the nut shoots out and hits Crimson right in the forhead! Angela Bond sings sweetly: "On the seventh day of Christmas My true love gave to me..." Sydney Thommas sings beautifully: "A pink satin pillow that says "San Diego" with fringe all around it All that other stuff And a Japanese transistor radio!" Shelby Mackenzie rests her head on the satin pillow but gets so frustrated by the itchy fringe that she rips it off with her teeth and spits it at Aubrey McMichaels! Angela Bond sings sweetly: "On the eighth day of Christmas My true love gave to me..." Shelby Mackenzie sings sweetly: "An indoor plastic birdbath ALL that other stuff And a Japanese transistor radio!" Sydney Thommas sings beautifully: "On the eighth day of Christmas My true love gave to me" Sydney Thommas sticks her pet bird Tweety into the bird bath and he frolicks around but suddenly the bird bath turns into a whirlpool and sucks Tweety down the drain!! Shelby Mackenzie sings sweetly: "On the ninth day of Christmas My true love gave to me..." Angela Bond sings sweetly: "A pair of teakwood shower clogs ALL that other stuff And a Japanese transistor radio!" Sydney Thommas puts on her shower clogs and steps into a portable shower. She yodels her heart out and steps back to take a bow, but her clog breaks and she slips and falls and breaks her little neck. Shelby Mackenzie exclaims, "Oh dear!" Angela Bond sings sweetly: "On the tenth day of Christmas My true love gave to me..." Sydney Thommas sings beautifully: "A chromium combination manicure scissors and cigarette lighter All that stinking other stuff! And a Japanese transistor radio!" Shelby Mackenzie tries to clip her finger nails but accidentially sets them on fire! Angela Bond sings sweetly: "On the eleventh day of Christmas My true love gave to me..." Shelby Mackenzie sings sweetly: "An automatic vegetable slicer that works when you see it on television But not when you get it home ALL THAT OTHER STUFF And a Japanese transistor radio!" Angela Bond demonstrates a slicer with a carrot but accidently gashes her hand! Sydney Thommas exclaims, "CALL 911!!!! What's the number again!?!?!" Shelby Mackenzie sings sweetly: "On the twelfth day of Christmas I'm going to exchange..." Angela Bond sings sweetly: "An automatic vegetable slicer that works when you see it on television but not when at home A chromium combination manicure scissors and cigarette lighter A pair of teakwood shower clogs An indoor plastic birdbath..." Sydney Thommas sings beautifully: "A pink satin pillow that says "San Diego'' with fringe all around it A hammered aluminum nutcracker A statue of a lady with a clock where her stomach ought to be A simulated alligator wallet.." Shelby Mackenzie sings sweetly: "A calendar book with the name of my insurance man Green polka dot pajamas And a Japanese transistor radio!" Shelby Mackenzie gathers up the items and stuffs them in a huge shopping bag. Sydney Thommas gathers her reciepts and prances to the mall. Angela Bond stays behind and fiddles with the radio. With a POP it blows up in her face! Shelby Mackenzie bows. Sydney Thommas glares at Angela Bond. Angela Bond bows. Ashley London opens the floor back up for general discussion. ************************************ Ashley London calls the assembly to order. After a moment the crowd quiets down. Ashley London exclaims, "Thanks, Shelby, Angela and Sydney!" Ashley London exclaims, "Next up is John Smithe!" John Smithe stands up to address the assembly. John Smithe says, "I will be singing Rudloph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" Slightly off-key, John Smithe sings: "Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer" Slightly off-key, John Smithe sings: "Reindeer" Slightly off-key, John Smithe sings: "Had a very shiny nose" Slightly off-key, John Smithe sings: "Like a lightbulb" Slightly off-key, John Smithe sings: "And if you ever saw it" Slightly off-key, John Smithe sings: "Saw it" Slightly off-key, John Smithe sings: "You would even say it glows" Slightly off-key, John Smithe sings: "Like a lightbulb" Slightly off-key, John Smithe sings: "All of the other reindeer" Slightly off-key, John Smithe sings: "Reindeer" Slightly off-key, John Smithe sings: "Used to laugh and call him names" Slightly off-key, John Smithe sings: "Like Pinochio" Slightly off-key, John Smithe sings: "They never let poor Rudolph" Slightly off-key, John Smithe sings: "Rudolph" Slightly off-key, John Smithe sings: "Join in any reindeer games" Slightly off-key, John Smithe sings: "Like Monopoly" Slightly off-key, John Smithe sings: "Then one foggy Cristmas Eve" Slightly off-key, John Smithe sings: "Santa Came to say" Slightly off-key, John Smithe sings: "Ho! Ho! Ho!" Slightly off-key, John Smithe sings: "Rudolph with your nose so bright" Slightly off-key, John Smithe sings: "Won't you guide my sleigh tonight" Slightly off-key, John Smithe sings: "Then all the reindeer loved him" Slightly off-key, John Smithe sings: "Loved Him" Slightly off-key, John Smithe sings: "And they shouted out with glee" Slightly off-key, John Smithe sings: "Yipee!" Slightly off-key, John Smithe sings: "Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer" Slightly off-key, John Smithe sings: "Reindeer" Slightly off-key, John Smithe sings: "You'll go down in history!" Slightly off-key, John Smithe sings: "Like George Washington!" John Smithe bows to Kim Canella. Ashley London opens the floor back up for general discussion. ************************************ Ashley London calls the assembly to order. After a moment the crowd quiets down. Ashley London exclaims, "Thanks, John!" Ashley London says, "And George Washington thanks you too." Ashley London exclaims, "Next up is Heaven Leigh!" Heaven Leigh stands up to address the assembly. Heaven Leigh smiles. Heaven Leigh nonchalantly flicks a bit of dust from her clothing. Heaven Leigh clears her throat loudly. Horribly off-key, Heaven Leigh sings: "You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch! You really are a heel You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel! Mr. Grinch, you're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!" Heaven Leigh scoffs. Horribly off-key, Heaven Leigh sings: "You're a monster, Mr. Grinch Your heart's an empty hole Your brain is full of spiders, you have garlic in your soul! Mr. Grinch, I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!" Heaven Leigh glowers angrily. Horribly off-key, Heaven Leigh sings: "You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch You have termites in your smile You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile Mr. Grinch, given a choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile!" Heaven Leigh scowls blackly. Horribly off-key, Heaven Leigh sings: "You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch You're the king of sinful sots Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots! Mr. Grinch, you're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!" Heaven Leigh's face twists as she gags, coughing slightly. Horribly off-key, Heaven Leigh sings: "You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch With a nauseous super "naus"! You're a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss Mr. Grinch, your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots!!!" Heaven Leigh harumphs grumpily. Horribly off-key, Heaven Leigh sings: "You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch You're a nasty wasty skunk Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk Mr. Grinch, the three words that best describe you are as follows And I quote, "Stink, stank, stunk"! " Heaven Leigh just stomped her foot angrily. Heaven Leigh smiles. Heaven Leigh bows. Ashley London opens the floor back up for general discussion. ************************************ Ashley London calls the assembly to order. After a moment the crowd quiets down. Ashley London exclaims, "Thanks, Heaven!" Ashley London exclaims, "Next up is Crimson Beauregarde!" Crimson Beauregarde stands up to address the assembly. Crimson Beauregarde says, "Yay for me." Crimson Beauregarde says, "I'm singing Gandma got run over by a Reindeer." Crimson Beauregarde says, "And at the same time dazzling you with my vocal and musical skills." Crimson Beauregarde says, "Same rules apply: You sit and watch me and it's rated PG-13" Crimson Beauregarde twiddles his thumbs with a blank expression on his face. Crimson Beauregarde removes a finely crafted Australian aboriginal didgeridoo with an intricately embroidered cotton shoulder strap from over his shoulder. Crimson Beauregarde creates a nice warbling sound on his aboriginal didgeridoo, reminiscent of birds singing in the outback. In a powerful, expressive voice Crimson Beauregarde sings: "Grandma got run over by a reindeer Walking home from our house Christmas Eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and Grandpa, we believe" Crimson preens. Someone's pleased with himself! Crimson Beauregarde is soooo innocent. In a powerful, expressive voice Crimson Beauregarde sings: "She'd been drinking too much eggnog And we begged her not to go (please don't go) But she forgot her medication And she staggered out the door into the snow" Crimson Beauregarde says, "Poor ole grann" Crimson Beauregarde manages to play a rather atonal twitter on his aboriginal didgeridoo. In a powerful, expressive voice Crimson Beauregarde sings: "When we found her Christmas morning At the scene of the attack She had hoof-prints on her forehead And incriminating Claus marks on her back" Crimson Beauregarde says, "Naughty naughty Kringle." In a powerful, expressive voice Crimson Beauregarde sings: "Now we're all so proud of Grandpa, He's been taking this so well See him in there watching football, Drinking beer and playing cards with Cousin Mel It's not Christmas without Grandma" In a powerful, expressive voice Crimson Beauregarde sings: "All the family's dressed in black And we just can't figure out: Should we open up her gifts, or send them back? SEND EM BACK! (We need our store credit ya know.)" Crimson Beauregarde creates a nice warbling sound on his aboriginal didgeridoo, reminiscent of birds singing in the outback. In a powerful, expressive voice Crimson Beauregarde sings: "Grandma got run over by a reindeer Coming home from our house Christmas Eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and Grandpa, we believe As for me and Grandpa, we believe" Crimson Beauregarde bounces around happily. Crimson Beauregarde harumphs grumpily. In a powerful, expressive voice Crimson Beauregarde sings: "As for me and Grandpa, we believe, oh yeah, oh yeah" Crimson Beauregarde bounces around happily. Crimson Beauregarde manages to play a rather atonal twitter on his aboriginal didgeridoo. Crimson Beauregarde says, "le fin." Ashley London opens the floor back up for general discussion. ************************************ Ashley London calls the assembly to order. After a moment the crowd quiets down. Ashley London says, "To close our Holiday Karaoke tonight, Melanie Slade and I are going to sing" Ashley London grins. Melanie Slade stands back up. Melanie Slade smiles at Ashley London. Ashley London exclaims, "Melanie wrote the song!" Ashley London says, "I'm only singing it" Ashley London exclaims, "This is not for judging!" Ashley London is afraid of getting a bunch of ONES. Melanie Slade says, "She's doing the hard part." Melanie Slade grins. Ashley London grins at Melanie Slade. Ashley London just hugged Melanie Slade. Melanie Slade just nudged Ashley London. You hear sleigh bells ringing as the music to the song Jingle Bells begins to play. Ashley London sings sweetly: "We head to Western Beach to lie out in the sun We haven't seen an icicle since 1991!" Ashley London shivers. Ashley London sings sweetly: "We cannot build a snowman or ride upon a sleigh But we won't freeze our butts off on our island holiday!" Melanie whips out a bottle of suntan oil and applies it liberally! Ashley London sings sweetly: "Oh! Jingle Bells! Jingle Bells! Jingle all the way!" Ashley London sings sweetly: "Even though we've got no snow down Cape Marassas wa-ay!" Ashley London shakes her booty! Ashley London sings sweetly: "Jingle Bells! Jingle Bells! Jingle everyone!" Ashley London sings sweetly: "Snow and ice are very nice, but we prefer the sun!" Ashley London adjusts her sunglasses and flashes a smile! Ashley London sings sweetly: "We have a lot to do here to make our Christmas grand We'll light up all the palm trees make angels out of sand" Melanie dusts some sand out of her hair ... how did that get there?!? Oh yeah, sand angels. Uh huh! Ashley London sings sweetly: "We'll decorate the Commons with candles all aglow And try to catch Nick Lancaster beneath the mistletoe!" Melanie makes a lude suggestion to Nicholas Lancaster and gets a firm punch for it! Ashley London sings sweetly: "Oh! Jingle Bells! Jingle Bells! Jingle all the way!" Ashley London sings sweetly: "Even though we've got no snow down Cape Marassas wa-ay!" Ashley London shakes her booty! Ashley London sings sweetly: "Jingle Bells! Jingle Bells! Jingle everyone!" Ashley London sings sweetly: "Snow and ice are very nice, but we prefer the sun!" Melanie motions to the cute cabana boy to bring her another pina colada! Ashley London sings sweetly: "And when it comes to Santa we've been good we'd have to say Kept out of the Casino and the Hideaway" You can see Melanie's and Ashley's halos begin to glow. Aren't they angelic? Ashley London sings sweetly: "So if he does not bring us some presents that are swell He'll have to write to Siri 'cause we'll toss him in the cell!" Melanie jingles the cell keys in her hand ... they almost sound like Jingle Bells! Ashley London sings sweetly: "Oh! Jingle Bells! Jingle Bells! Jingle all the way!" Ashley London sings sweetly: "Even though we've got no snow down Cape Marassas wa-ay!" Ashley London shakes her booty! Ashley London sings sweetly: "Jingle Bells! Jingle Bells! Jingle everyone!" Ashley London sings sweetly: "Snow and ice are very nice, but we prefer the sun!" Ashley London curtsies. Melanie Slade curtsies. Melanie Slade just gave Ashley London a smooch. Ashley London just hugged Melanie Slade. Ashley London opens the floor back up for general discussion. ************************************ Ashley London calls the assembly to order. After a moment the crowd quiets down. Ashley London exclaims, "Thanks everybody!" Ashley London exclaims, "This has been a lot of fun, as always!" Ashley London says, "Now ... for tonight's winners" Melanie Slade says, "Yah...thanks." Melanie Slade smiles. Ashley London says, "Tonight, third place goes to ..." Ashley London exclaims, "Shandii Landt!" Ashley London exclaims, "Great job, Shandii!" Ashley London says, "Second place tonight goes to ..." Ashley London exclaims, "Crimson Beauregarde!" Ashley London exclaims, "One of my favorite tunes, Crimson!" Ashley London chuckles. Ashley London says, "Tonight ... first place in our Annual Holiday Karaoke goes to ..." Ashley London exclaims, "Geri, Imajica and Karrisma!"