_________________________________________ / -Karaoke Pub Crawl- \ | -December 22, 1999- | | Recorded & Edited by Aubrey McMichaels | \___http://pages.prodigy.net/aubreymcm/___/ [The Cantina, Bar] A polished wooden bar reflects the light of candles housed in wall sconces, the only illumination in the room. The dark color of the bar is echoed in the wooden bar stools. The patrons of this establishment are quiet and solitary, content to nurse their drinks in the comfort of the relative darkness. The only sounds are the quiet hum of air-conditioning from an air vent behind the bar and the chords of a classical guitar floating in from the dining room to the north. You also see A KARAOKE LIST, a silver-framed plaque, Philip Gaser, a brass-framed plaque and a karaoke machine. Also in the room: People Obvious exits: north, out. No one is waiting on this LIST. The KARAOKE LIST is closed. Leaving the game is allowed. You MUST be back by your turn. Leaving the room is allowed. You MUST be back by your turn. You may only be on ONE list at a time. Joining another will remove you from the first. Ashley London exclaims, "I'd love to do this WITHOUT crowd control!" Ashley London asks, "Does everything agree?" Ashley London says, "Everyone, I mean" Ashley London says, "Lets try to do this without crowd control, so we can have fun and react" Ashley London says, "First I want to say I'm really disappointed that I only placed THIRD as STRANGEST GM" Ashley London exclaims, "I am determined to WIN that category in 2000!" Ashley London says, "Now ... having said that ..." Ashley London coughs. Nina Perrson says, "i didn't even PLACE on craziest tourist. those awards were rigged." Ashley London agrees with Nina Perrson. You cough. Ashley London says, "I need some judges for tonight's event. If you are NOT competing and plan to stay through to the end and want to judge, please raise your hand" Nina Perrson raises her hand. Damien Martin raises his hand. Ashley London glances around. Berana Gregory raises her hand. Ashley London says, "oooookay" Snake Silvertongue says, "I assume you have to stay sober to judge. That leaves me out." Ashley London nods to Snake Silvertongue. Ashley London says, "The judges are NINA, BERANA and DAMIEN" Ashley London says, "Judges, you will rate each act from 1 to 20" Damien Martin says, "Quite qualified, might I ass." Ashley London says, "1 is BAD" Damien Martin nods to Ashley London. Damien Martin says, "ERR" Damien Martin says, "Add" Ashley London says, "20 is GREAT" Damien Martin slaps his forehead! Ashley London says, "You can use REPORT to give me your score" Ashley London says, "Please please please be fair" Ashley London smiles sweetly Ashley London says, "We're going to move from pub to pub tonight ... just to be WEIRD" Berana Gregory asks, "with each song?" Ashley London looks over at Berana Gregory and shakes her head. Ashley London says, "No ... just whenever I say GO" Ashley London asks, "ANyone else want to judge?" Ashley London says, "Raise your hand" Savannah Reynolds raises her hand. Johnpaul Ledo raises his hand. Ashley London says, "Ok, Savannah is a judge too and JP" Damien Martin says, "5 judges seems to be enough" Ashley London says, "Yes, that's enough" Ashley London just opened the KARAOKE LIST. Ashley London says, "Ok, James is taking Berana's place" Ashley London says, "Ok ... lets get started" Ashley London says, "The judges are Savannah, JP, Nina, Damien and James" ************************************* Ashley London exclaims, "ok ... Jesse ... you're up!" Jesse Jones drags his old bony body onto the stage. Jesse Jones grabs the microphone with his long pointy fingers as he gives you a creepy smile, half his teeth missing or rotted. Jesse Jones sniffles as he talks. Jesse Jones sadly says, "Hello Kiddies.." Jesse Jones sadly says, "Hope you're having a good Cryptmas" Jesse Jones sadly says, "The world's financial crunch has even hit St.Nick" Jesse Jones sadly says, "He's had to lay off helpers, which made him down right sick" Jesse Jones sadly says, "And now here comes the saddest news...news you won't believe" Jesse Jones smugly says, "Dear Santa won't be coming to your house Christmas Eve!" Jesse Jones laughs wickedly! In a powerful, expressive voice Jesse Jones sings: "Santa Claus went broke just the other day Then his friendly bank repossessed his sleigh His cost have all gone up His profits are way down This Christmas poor old Santa Claus ain't coming to your town!" In a powerful, expressive voice Jesse Jones sings: "Juggle bills Juggle bills Can't get through the stack It ain't no joke The fat guys broke There's not much in his sack, Jack!" In a powerful, expressive voice Jesse Jones sings: "Santa Claus, Santa Claus is sporting quite a frown It makes him sick, to think St.Nick, Ain't coming to your town. Santa has a list A short one I fear Your names not on it now! But maybe on next year The money crunch as hit dear Santa clause as well Someday this Christmas will be called the holiday from hell!" Jesse Jones lets out a nasty laugh! In a powerful, expressive voice Jesse Jones sings: "Juggle Bills Juggle Bills That's all that Santa does No time for toys for girls boys ,it ain't what it once was Cause Santa Claus, Santa Claus hasn't got a buck They cut up all his credit cards And your just out of luck!" In a powerful, expressive voice Jesse Jones sings: "He's tightening his belt He's even lost some weight A shadow of himself at just 328! He had eight reindeer once But now he's down to five He barbequed the other three to keep his Elves alive!" In a powerful, expressive voice Jesse Jones sings: "Juggle Bills Juggle Bills Just to make ends meat Santa's got a pushcart Selling chestnuts on the street!" In a powerful, expressive voice Jesse Jones sings: "Santa Claus, Santa Claus its so hard to believe That Roly-poly jolly man won't be there Christmas Eve Yesterday was bad, today is even worse I thought I'd never hear, Dear old Santa curse! This damned financial crunch has turned us all to booze Santa's live as well as ours have all gone down the tubes!" In a powerful, expressive voice Jesse Jones sings: "Juggle Bills Juggle Bills Can't get through the stack It ain't no joke The fat guys broke! There's nothing in his sack, Jack!" In a powerful, expressive voice Jesse Jones sings: "Santa Claus, Santa Claus the bottom line is clear The ink is red I think we're dead No Santa Claus this year" In a powerful, expressive voice Jesse Jones sings: "There ain't no fun For anyone one No Santa.... Claus.... This.... Year!" Jesse Jones fades out of singing as he starts cackling evilly. Jesse Jones bows. ************************************* Ashley London exclaims, "Thanks, Jesse! That was pure inspiration!" Ashley London offers a black sweatshirt with white lettering that reads "I Survived the Karaoke Pub Crawl!" to Jesse Jones. Ashley London says, "It will be easy to survive too, since we ain't crawlin" ************************************* Ashley London exclaims, "Ok, next up is Shalie!" Shalie MacIntosh says, "Good evening, This is the season for love and memories, in that vein I'd like to sing "Memories"" Slightly off-key, Shalie MacIntosh sings: "Memories light the corners of my mind, misty water colored memories of the way we were." Shalie MacIntosh sets a small DVD player on the counter and hits play. In a spell-binding voice, Shalie MacIntosh sings: "Scattered pictures of the times we left behind" Shalie MacIntosh looks at the pictures on the wall behind her. Photos of visitors to the island pass by... Ben, Julie, Art, Audrey, Sky, Alex, Nina, James, Johnathan, Weg, and herself strike funny poses, hunt and explore the island. In a spell-binding voice, Shalie MacIntosh sings: "Some to painful to remember " Shalie MacIntosh smiles as a picture of the paramedics flashes up on the wall. In a spell-binding voice, Shalie MacIntosh sings: "Memories of the way we were. Can it be that life was oh so simple then or has time" Shalie MacIntosh wipes a tear as the old hotel appears. In a spell-binding voice, Shalie MacIntosh sings: "Rewritten every line. Can it be that we were oh so young back then...ah the way we were." Shalie MacIntosh smiles broadly as pictures of the island over the last year appear. New faces and old. In a spell-binding voice, Shalie MacIntosh sings: "Ah the way We Are!" Shalie MacIntosh curtsies. ************************************* Ashley London says, "Ok, everyone JOIN ME" Ashley London says, "NOW" GameMaster Ashley London's group entered the Carib Moon. [Carib Moon, Main Lounge] Wallpaper depicting palm trees silhouetted against a midnight blue sky meets a black ceiling adorned with a few small twinkling points of light. On the wall opposite the entry door, a large yellow moon seen through the trees is striking in the dim lighting. The hushed babble of the other patrons is indecipherable. Despite the best efforts of the ventilation system, a haze of tobacco smoke hangs in the air, readily detectable both by sight and smell. You also see a mug of root beer, a mug of root beer, a bottle of iced tea, Constanza Costa, a framed plaque, a microphone stand with a microphone on it, a dressing room door, a clock, a lighted menuboard, a curved chrome-edged bar and a small round varnished table. Also in the room: Nina Perrson, Savannah Reynolds, Tom Star-Child, Operative Parker Bond, Shalie MacIntosh, Berana Gregory, Samson Spade, James McGorwin, GameHost Suzie Lewis, Jesse Jones, Julie McCoy, Kaide Asheby, Arielle Drummond, Journalist Jean Jameison, Dave Scott, Damien Martin, GameMaster Ashley London Obvious exits: out. Ashley London drops A KARAOKE LIST. Ashley London exclaims, "Wheee!" Ashley London speaks into her communicator. PBR - 1: Ashley London transmits, "Jon and Lisa, we've moved to the Carib Moon!" Ashley London speaks into her communicator. PBR - 1: Ashley London transmits, "It's YOUR TURN" ************************************* Ashley London exclaims, "Ok, Jon and Lisa are up now!" Jon Garfield recites: "Tonight, Lisa and I will be singing our rendition of "I'm Gettin' Nuttin' for Christmas."" Lisa Stone sings: "Broke my bat on Johnny's head" Jon Garfield sings: "Broke her bat on Johnny's head" Lisa Stone swings a cricket bat around carelessly. Jon Garfield winces expressively. Lisa Stone sings: "Somebody snitched on me." Jon Garfield sings: "Somebody snitched on her." Jon Garfield whistles innocently to himself. Lisa Stone glances at Jon Garfield. Lisa Stone sings: "I hid a frog in sister's bed" Jon Garfield sings: "She hid a frog in sister's bed" Jon Garfield shudders. Lisa Stone stifles a giggle. Lisa Stone sings: "Somebody snitched on me." Jon Garfield sings: "Somebody snitched on her." Jon Garfield tries to look innocent. Lisa Stone stares at Jon Garfield. Lisa Stone sings: "I spilled some ink on Mommy's rug" Jon Garfield sings: "She spilled some ink on Mommy's rug" Jon Garfield begins nagging Lisa Stone unmercifully. Lisa Stone stares dejectedly at the ground as she scuffs at it with her foot. Lisa Stone sings: "I made Tommy eat a bug" Jon Garfield sings: "She made Tommy eat a bug" Jon Garfield looks at Lisa Stone and gags. Lisa Stone giggles. Lisa Stone sings: "Bought some gum with a penny slug" Jon Garfield sings: "Bought some gum with a penny slug" Lisa Stone chews her gum and blows a bubble with it. Jon Garfield pops the bubble. Lisa Stone grumbles about something. Lisa Stone sings: "Somebody snitched on me." Jon Garfield sings: "Somebody snitched on her." Jon Garfield snickers. Lisa Stone frowns at Jon Garfield. Lisa Stone sings: "Oh, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas Mommy and Daddy are mad." Jon Garfield sings: "Oh, she's gettin' nuttin' for Christmas Mommy and Daddy are mad." Jon Garfield comforts Lisa Stone. Lisa Stone pouts. Lisa Stone sings: "I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas 'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad." Jon Garfield sings: "She's gettin' nuttin' for Christmas 'Cause she ain't been nuttin' but bad." Jon Garfield pats Lisa on the back. Lisa Stone sniffles. Lisa Stone sings: "I won't be seeing Santa Claus Somebody snitched on me." Jon Garfield sings: "She won't be seeing Santa Claus Somebody snitched on her." Jon Garfield hums a tune softly to himself. Lisa Stone pokes Jon Garfield in the ribs. Lisa Stone sings: "He won't come visit me because Somebody snitched on me." Jon Garfield sings: "He won't come visit her because Somebody snitched on her." Lisa Stone begins to weep softly. Jon Garfield just hugged Lisa Stone. Lisa Stone sings: "Next year I'll be going straight Next year I'll be good, just wait" Jon Garfield sings: "Next year she'll be going straight Next year she'll be good--" Jon Garfield flops to the floor laughing, rolling about in a fit of hilarity. Jon Garfield jumps up excitedly. Lisa Stone glares at Jon Garfield. Lisa Stone sings: "I'd start now, but it's too late Somebody snitched on me." Jon Garfield sings: "She'd start now, but it's too late *I* snitched on her!" Jon Garfield ducks his head. Lisa Stone bops Jon Garfield over the head. Lisa Stone sings: "So you better be good whatever you do" Jon Garfield sings: "'Cause if you're bad, I'm warning you," Lisa Stone and Jon Garfield sing together, "*You'll* get nuttin' for Christmas." Lisa Stone points at YOU! Jon Garfield points at YOU! Lisa Stone curtsies. Jon Garfield bows. ************************************* Ashley London exclaims, "OK JOIN UP!" Ashley London says, "JOIN JOIN JOIN" Ashley London grins. Ashley London exclaims, "Hey, we could all go through the shadows!" Ashley London grins. Ashley London says, "Nahhhhhhh" Ashley London giggles. GameMaster Ashley London's group entered The Palm Frond Pub. [The Palm Frond Pub] Immense potted palms are scattered throughout this pub, making splashes of green against the dark wainscoting and black tile floor. Lounging around the oak bar, patrons happily discuss the merits of a rugby team while quaffing their various brews. With skill born of much practice, people gather their brimming pint glasses from the bar and scoot through the throng towards the tables against the wall where their companions wait. You also see Shreve Tassis, Janie Poetter, a secluded table, a back door, some empty bar stools, a television mounted over the bar, a menuboard and Victor Spanse who is sitting. Also in the room: Nina Perrson, Savannah Reynolds, Tom Star-Child, Operative Parker Bond, Shalie MacIntosh, Berana Gregory, Samson Spade, James McGorwin, GameHost Suzie Lewis, Jesse Jones, Kaide Asheby, Arielle Drummond, Journalist Jean Jameison, Damien Martin, Kim Canella, Esmeralda Beaujolais, Lisa Stone, Jon Garfield, GameMaster Ashley London Obvious exits: out. Ashley London drops A KARAOKE LIST. ************************************* Ashley London exclaims, "Ok, Tom, you're up!" Tom Star-Child says, "I have a mellow song today, with a very powerful message.. " Tom Star-Child pauses for a second and starts tap out a slow, growing African drumbeat on the bar.. Tom Star-Child says, "This is called Burnin' and Lootin'" In a powerful, expressive voice Tom Star-Child sings: "Oh, this morning, I woke up in a curfew Oh God, I was a prisoner too, yeah Could not recognise the faces standing over me They were all dressed in uniforms of brutality, hey!" In a powerful, expressive voice Tom Star-Child sings: "How many rivers do we have to cross? Before we can talk to the boss?" In a powerful, expressive voice Tom Star-Child sings: "All have we got it seems we have lost We must of really paid the cost" In a powerful, expressive voice Tom Star-Child sings: "Thats why we gonna be Burning and a lootin tonight Say we gonna burn and a loot Burning and a looting tonight One more thing Burning all polution tonight Yea Burning all illusion tonight" In a powerful, expressive voice Tom Star-Child sings: "Stop them Give me the food and let me grow Let the roots man take a blow, eh! All them drugs gonna make you slow now This not the music of the ghetto" In a powerful, expressive voice Tom Star-Child sings: "Weeping and a wailing tonight Who can stop the tears? Weeping a wailing tonight We've been suffering these long long yeras Weeping and a wailing tonight Will you say cheer? Weeping and a wailing tonight But where?" In a powerful, expressive voice Tom Star-Child sings: "Give me the food and let me grow..." Tom Star-Child pushes his shoulder-lenght dreads out of his face and wipes a tear from his eye. Tom Star-Child says, "Praise the Lord, Jah Rastafari!" Tom Star-Child bows. ************************************* Esmeralda Beaujolais says, "I was hoping we'd go to the Tiki Hut for mine" Ashley London asks, "Anyone else want to perform?" Esmeralda Beaujolais swoons over Jaku. Esmeralda Beaujolais points at herself. Ashley London exclaims, "AHH, Esmeralda!" Ashley London says, "Everyone JOIN" Ashley London says, "NOW" GameMaster Ashley London's group went into The Sailor's Cask. [Pirate's Gold Casino, The Sailor's Cask] Ship's lanterns hang from dark oak support beams in this bar, shedding pinpoints of yellow light throughout the room. Laughter and relaxed conversation fill the air as patrons excitedly discuss their luck in the casino and enjoy their drinks. On either side of the bar hangs a ship's figurehead - long hair and carved gowns whipped by phantom waves. Rum casks have been stacked against one wall and the rope rigging which hangs from ceiling to floor sections off a few tables for more privacy. You also see a private table, a doorway, a secluded booth, a menuboard and the bartender Nick. Also in the room: Nina Perrson, Savannah Reynolds, Tom Star-Child, Operative Parker Bond, Shalie MacIntosh, Samson Spade, James McGorwin, Jesse Jones, Kaide Asheby, Arielle Drummond, Damien Martin, Kim Canella, Lisa Stone, Jon Garfield, Julie McCoy, Esmeralda Beaujolais, GameMaster Ashley London Obvious exits: none. Ashley London drops A KARAOKE LIST. ************************************* Ashley London exclaims, "Ok ... Esmeralda is up!" Esmeralda Beaujolais says, "Good thing I brought my own mic" Esmeralda Beaujolais says, "OK, this needs no introduction" Esmeralda Beaujolais bows. Esmeralda Beaujolais puts the saxophone neckstrap around her neck and adjusts the mouthpiece. Esmeralda Beaujolais steps up to her microphone and cues the background singers to step out from the shadows. You see two backup singers come out in long, sequined Motown dresses. Esmeralda Beaujolais plays her saxophone along with the funky opening licks of "Respect" Esmeralda Beaujolais raises her saxophone to her lips and delights you with a quirky, adventurous jazz tune. Horribly off-key, Esmeralda Beaujolais sings: "What you want, baby I got What you need, do you know I got it? All I'm asking, is for a little respect When you come home..." In a spell-binding voice, Esmeralda Beaujolais sings: "Hey, baby...when you get home" Esmeralda Beaujolais shakes her groove thing, thinking she's Aretha. In a spell-binding voice, Esmeralda Beaujolais sings: "Mister!" Esmeralda Beaujolais points at all the guys in the audience and shakes her head. In a spell-binding voice, Esmeralda Beaujolais sings: "I ain't gonna do you wrong While you're gone Ain't gonna do you wrong Cause I don't wanna" Esmeralda Beaujolais shakes her head. In a spell-binding voice, Esmeralda Beaujolais sings: "All I'm askin'... Is for a little respect when you come home" In a spell-binding voice, Esmeralda Beaujolais sings: "Baby...when you get home" In a spell-binding voice, Esmeralda Beaujolais sings: "Yeah!" Esmeralda Beaujolais dances around the room. In a spell-binding voice, Esmeralda Beaujolais sings: "I'm about to give you...all my money And all I'm asking...in return, honey... Is to give me My profits when you get home" Esmeralda Beaujolais points at herself. In a spell-binding voice, Esmeralda Beaujolais sings: "When you get home" Esmeralda Beaujolais glances at her watch and taps it, then looks around in vain. In a spell-binding voice, Esmeralda Beaujolais sings: "Yeah, baby! When you get home" In a spell-binding voice, Esmeralda Beaujolais sings: "Yeah!" Esmeralda Beaujolais plays along with the famous "Respect" sax break. Esmeralda Beaujolais raises her saxophone to her lips and delights you with a quirky, adventurous jazz tune. Esmeralda Beaujolais dances around the room wailing on her saxophone. In a spell-binding voice, Esmeralda Beaujolais sings: "Ooh, your kisses...sweeter than honey And guess what? So is my money! All I want you do for me... Is give it to me when you get home" In a spell-binding voice, Esmeralda Beaujolais sings: "Now..." In a spell-binding voice, Esmeralda Beaujolais sings: "R-E-S-P-E-C-T Find out what it means to me" In a spell-binding voice, Esmeralda Beaujolais sings: "R-E-S-P-E-C-T Take care, TCB" Esmeralda Beaujolais steps back and listens to her backup singers singing, "Sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me..." Esmeralda Beaujolais raises her saxophone to her lips and delights you with a quirky, adventurous jazz tune. In a spell-binding voice, Esmeralda Beaujolais sings: "Ooh, a little respect" In a spell-binding voice, Esmeralda Beaujolais sings: "Yeah! A little respect" Esmeralda Beaujolais listens to the background music fade away as she plays a sax solo over the top. You see the backup singers step back behind the curtains... Esmeralda Beaujolais bows. ************************************* Ashley London asks, "Anyone else want to sing??" Ashley London asks, "Nina, do you want to perform for fun?" Nina Perrson asks, "has everyone here already heard the song i performed at 80s karaoke?" Nina Perrson exclaims, "ok i'll do it quick!" Julie McCoy exclaims, "We haven't even hit half the bars in town!" Ashley London says, "OK EVERYONE JOIN" Ashley London says, "JOIN JOIN JOIN" GameMaster Ashley London's group went through the Tiki Hut. [Mercado de Dos Palmas, Tiki Hut] High-backed wicker chairs and large potted palms lend an air of privacy to each table in this busy establishment. Oversized ceiling fans circulate the slightly smoky air. Behind the bar, you see a wooden perch, suspended from the ceiling, with a brightly colored parrot on it. On the far wall, there appears to be a rogue's gallery of familiar faces. Jaku is hard at work behind the polished teak bar. Also in the room: Savannah Reynolds, Tom Star-Child, Operative Parker Bond, Shalie MacIntosh, Samson Spade, Jesse Jones, Kaide Asheby, Arielle Drummond, Damien Martin, Kim Canella, Lisa Stone, Jon Garfield, Nina Perrson, James McGorwin, Julie McCoy, Sergeant Miranda Myles, Esmeralda Beaujolais, Journalist Jean Jameison, GameMaster Ashley London Obvious exits: out. Ashley London drops A KARAOKE LIST. ************************************* Nina Perrson sings: "Last night I dreamt of a merchant The one that I never missed, I knew her list" In a spell-binding voice, Nina Perrson sings: "The young girl with clothes from a henchman It all seems like yesterday, not far away" Jaku dances to the passionate music, and you feel yourself caught up in the spirit of the tropics. In a spell-binding voice, Nina Perrson sings: "Tropical the island breeze Amanda Jackson wild and free This is where I long to be La isla Morada" In a spell-binding voice, Nina Perrson sings: "And when the pubbers played Preston would get so high The gods would come and sting our hides Morada's lullaby" In a spell-binding voice, Nina Perrson sings: "I fell in love with a merchant Warm wind carried to the sea, she called to me..." In a spell-binding voice, Nina Perrson sings: ""Your clothes are too tacky"" In a spell-binding voice, Nina Perrson sings: "I prayed that the days would last They went so fast" In a spell-binding voice, Nina Perrson sings: "Tropical the island breeze Amanda Jackson wild and free This is where I long to be La isla Morada" In a spell-binding voice, Nina Perrson sings: "And when the pubbers played Preston would get so high The gods would come and sting our hides Morada's lullaby" In a spell-binding voice, Nina Perrson sings: "I want to be where Danie hits on guys When it's time to be lazy, you can watch them go by" In a spell-binding voice, Nina Perrson sings: "Strange-looking faces, roaming squirrels and a cat Where a girl loves a boy and a boy..." In a spell-binding voice, Nina Perrson sings: "...loves A rat." In a spell-binding voice, Nina Perrson sings: "I fell in love with a merchant It all seems like yesterday, not far away" In a spell-binding voice, Nina Perrson sings: "Tropical the island breeze Amanda Jackson wild and free This is where I long to be La isla Morada" In a spell-binding voice, Nina Perrson sings: "And when the pubbers played Preston would get so high The gods would come and sting our hides Morada's lullaby" Nina Perrson coughs. Nina Perrson bows. ************************************* Ashley London says, "Ok ... I'm adjusting tonight's prize money" Ashley London says, "First place is going to get 20 k" Ashley London says, "Second place gets 15" Ashley London says, "Third place gets 10" Ashley London says, "Fourth place gets 5" Ashley London exclaims, "Fourth Place goes to ... Tom!" Ashley London exclaims, "Third Place goes to Jon and Lisa!" Ashley London exclaims, "Second place is a tie!" Ashley London exclaims, "Jesse and Shalie!" Ashley London says, "AND ... first place goes to ..." Ashley London points at Esmeralda Beaujolais. Ashley London exclaims, "She's a 20kionaire!!!" ************************************* Julie McCoy thinks Ashley's weird. Julie McCoy asks, "Oh or is it strange?" Ashley London says, "I just know I came in third" Ashley London sniffles. Parker Bond says, "Who was voted MORE strange then Ashley.. I mean.. Get real" Ashley London nods to Parker Bond. Ashley London exclaims, "I"M STRANGE DARNIT!" James McGorwin exclaims, "I think Dacey is the nicest, Ashley is the most inventive, and Suzie is the wierdest!" Kim Canella asks, "And perkiest?" Ashley London is NOT perky. Ashley London is WEIRD. Ashley London speaks into her communicator. PBR - 1: Ashley London transmits, "Thanks to all who participated in the Karaoke Pub Crawl! Our winner was Esmeralda Beaujolais!" ************************************* Jon Garfield recites: "This song is "Christ-Mas," by Cledus T. Judd, sung to the tune of Faith Hill's "This Kiss"" Jon Garfield sings: "I don't want another fruitcake I don't need another ugly tie, no, Heard they had a sale on go-carts Down at Wal-Mart, Ho ho, good bye, Got my money in my pocket, Can't believe it's Christmastime" Jon Garfield sings: "It's...the crowds that bug me, Stuck in traffic like this, It's...kids causin' a commotion, It's...shop at your own ri-isk," Jon Garfield sings: "It's...that Tickle-Me-Elmo It's...dang unfindable Christ-mas, Christ-mas Unshoppable Christ-mas, Christ-mas" Jon Garfield sings: "It can make a fella uptight, I musta been to fifteen stores Or more All I wanted was a Lite Brite, But they sold out last night, Of course Time I find my kids a swingset, I'll be broke forevermore" Jon Garfield sings: "'Tis...the season of giving, 'Tis...that time of ye-ear, 'Twas...the night before Christmas, 'Twas...a pain in the re-ear" Jon Garfield sings: "It's...that credit card payment, It's...ah, unpayable Christ-mas, Christ-mas Returnable Christ-mas, Christ-mas" Jon Garfield sings: "You'll see Santa on the rooftop, Rudolph's nose will be glowin' so bri-ight There's a whole lotta parents losin' sleep Nothin' silent about this ni-ight" Jon Garfield sings: "Oh, Christmas is pure promotion Let us not forget why-y We're all out shoppin', We're all out buy-y-in'" Jon Garfield sings: "It's...the off-key caroling Grandma's mistletoe kiss It's...that one string of light bulbs You can't ever get lit" Jon Garfield sings: "It's...that gallon of eggnog, It's...ugh, undrinkable Christ-mas, Christ-mas Decoratable Christ-mas, Christ-mas" Jon Garfield sings: "It's...the things you buy me, baby The things you buy me babe It's...the things I buy you, darlin', yeah" Jon Garfield sings: "It's...the crowds that bug me, Stuck in traffic like this, It's...kids causin' a commotion, It's...shop at your own risk," Jon Garfield sings: "It's...that Faith Hill CD They're all...sold-outtable Christ-mas, Christ-mas Be-autiful Christ-mas, Christ-mas" Jon Garfield sings: "It's...the things you buy me, baby The things you buy me babe It's...the things I buy you, darlin', Yeah Oh oh" Jon Garfield bows. ************************************* Ashley London says, "I'm definitely going to add the crawl part from now on" Ashley London says, "I think it made it ... more ... weird" Ashley London asks, "I mean, that was weird, wasn't it?" Ashley London says, "But ... next time ..." Ashley London exclaims, "We'll kidnap people on the way!" Ashley London says, "We'll kidnap people at gunpoint" Ashley London exclaims, "Ok, you, Karaoke! Now!" Ashley London exclaims, "Sing, or I'll blast your brains out!" Ashley London whistles a cheerful tune. Ashley London says, "I love ABBA" Ashley London floats serenely on the water. Ashley London says, "Whoa" Ashley London splashes around with great abandon, obviously having a lot of fun! Ashley London just splashed Nina Perrson! *end*