Of Monopoly and Old Video Games In this conversation, we touch on the finer, more philosophical aspects of life. Monopoly, Atari Porn, Death, and other things I forget, even though I just formatted this entire bit of text. Enjoy. Or don't, I won't care either way. Vulgar F words are changed to Shag, and excrement words are changed to Poop. LordNevrek: Was playing Monopoly. Juspera's Playah: Real monopoly? LordNevrek: Yeah. LordNevrek: Star Wars episode 1 Monopoly. Juspera's Playah: Why'd you sign on then go play monopoly? LordNevrek: Because ... I didn't plan ahead for Monopoly... Juspera's Playah: aha! Juspera's Playah: Did you win? LordNevrek: Ayep Juspera's Playah: Good! LordNevrek: $3000 in Fie Hunnid Dolla Bills. Juspera's Playah: snicker LordNevrek: Didn't bother counting the rest, but I had a bunch of hundreds and twenties. LordNevrek: And like... eight towers.. Juspera's Playah: Tonight I took about 6 young folks to minotaurs and managed to kill everyone but Harun. It was fun. LordNevrek: All the Podracers (railroads) Juspera's Playah: Ha! LordNevrek: I had a tower in Anakin's Room, Watto's Junk Shop, and on a Gungan Sub. LordNevrek: The game is stupid. LordNevrek: It's like, it kicks ass, and uses the Phantom Menace theme well, but some places they just were not thinking. LordNevrek: Who the hell builds a tower on 'Otoh Gunga - Gungan Sub' Juspera's Playah: laugh... you put a tower on a submarine? LordNevrek: Well, I did, but.. yeah. LordNevrek: Yep, it's one of the properties. LordNevrek: I mean.. a tower on the Mos Espa - Anakin's Room property. Juspera's Playah: Silly. LordNevrek: I mortgaged the Theed - Throne Room ...heh. LordNevrek: Which is kinda funny. Juspera's Playah: laugh LordNevrek: Darth Maul mortgaging Amidala's throne room. LordNevrek: Oh, and he was elected chancellor two times. LordNevrek: I thought it was funny that it was Darth Maul that got that, then I realized... there are other pieces to play as! Jar Jar could be elected! A BATTLE DROID could be elected! LordNevrek: Frickin' Anakin can be elected. Juspera's Playah: The idea of mortgages in star wars is just silly. LordNevrek: It's good Monopoly fun, since sometimes you'd rather deal with hyper space than Park Place, but it is just not Star Wars. LordNevrek: The actual Star Wars Monopoly, which deals with episodes 4-6, is good stuff. Juspera's Playah: Someone stole a token from one of those in a store and gave it to me. LordNevrek: Heh. LordNevrek: That's the best part, I think. Kinda cheesy, really, but those tokens kick ass. Juspera's Playah: I like 'em! LordNevrek: When I buy Millenium Edition, I'll probably relocate all my tokens from all my Monopolies into that one, plus I'll toss in my flying pig token. LordNevrek: So people can choose to go Old School, gold version Old School, or Star Wars Phantom Menace. LordNevrek: Oh... or flying pig. Juspera's Playah: I have Monopoly in german. LordNevrek: Sometimes old school games are just the poop. I bought that super version of Scrabble and we all played the hell out of that. LordNevrek: That kicks ass, heh.. Juspera's Playah: Yeah! LordNevrek: Where does one get German Monopoly? LordNevrek: OH! Once, they sold Richmond Monopoly locally, I wish I'd bought it. LordNevrek: It was basically Monopoly that had a Richmond VA theme. Juspera's Playah: Ohhh... we had a ConnOpoly once too. I dunno where the german game came from, got it for christmas. LordNevrek: ConnOpoly sounds so ..criminal. Juspera's Playah: laugh LordNevrek: I wish I wish oh I wish I'd bought Richmondopoly. Juspera's Playah: It's gotta be out there somewhere. LordNevrek: I hope so. Juspera's Playah: I want... Sri Lankopoly. LordNevrek: <stares> LordNevrek: Irishopoly, where you don't pay taxes, you take shots of whiskey. Juspera's Playah: Nepalopoly Juspera's Playah: laugh Juspera's Playah: nepalopoly is a funny word. LordNevrek: Heh. LordNevrek: Polishopoly. Juspera's Playah: Zimbabwopoly LordNevrek: Hmm.. LordNevrek: Well, Germanopoly kicks ass. LordNevrek: You don't build hotels, you erect walls. LordNevrek: <stares off> Juspera's Playah: HA! LordNevrek: Which, oddly enough, you also do in Chinapoly. LordNevrek: I want NASApoly. LordNevrek: Pull out a Community Chest card that reads 'Hubbel Telescope malfunctions, pay five billion in tax payer dollars for repairs.' Juspera's Playah: You're cracking me up. LordNevrek: Man, this Pong game kicks ass, but sometimes the stages are nuts. Juspera's Playah: I want a porn version of pong. Juspera's Playah: It would be... Porng. LordNevrek: Ehhh.. LordNevrek: Just call it Poke. Juspera's Playah: laugh Juspera's Playah: I want a collection of porn atari gams. LordNevrek: Balls being swatted around... hm. Sounds kinda ugly. Juspera's Playah: +e Juspera's Playah: http://www.seanbaby.com/nes/atari2600.htm LordNevrek: Hehe hehehehe.. LordNevrek: Sucka. Juspera's Playah: To me, Atari Porn just epitomizes ridiculousness. Juspera's Playah: I must have it. LordNevrek: Holy poop, it's the same game. Juspera's Playah: What? LordNevrek: That space man and A-Team. LordNevrek: It's nuts. Juspera's Playah: Yeah, hehehe. LordNevrek: Saving sixes of lives.. Juspera's Playah: I love this page. LordNevrek: Limited by only your imagination and four things to hide behind.. I love it.. LordNevrek: This reminds me, though, of the Spy vs Spy game for the Nintendo. LordNevrek: That game was neat. Juspera's Playah: I don't recall that one. LordNevrek: Shining Force games are Fuuuuuun. LordNevrek: Summoner kicks all games' asses, though. Summoner is the poop. Juspera's Playah: So I hear! LordNevrek: Seriously, though. Summoner rocks. LordNevrek: You characters actually look different depending on what you dress and arm them in. Juspera's Playah: That's always cool. LordNevrek: Yeah, especially since there's an assload of stuff. LordNevrek: You'd likely end up choosing fashion over function at several points. Juspera's Playah: I like it. LordNevrek: Like Rosalind gets all these robes later in the game. LordNevrek: For a while, you're like 'What the shag else is there for her?' LordNevrek: Then, a flood of robes. LordNevrek: And you're like 'Damn, this has neat stats and effects, but this looks hella cool..' LordNevrek: Bible Adventures!! LordNevrek: I remember this game!! Juspera's Playah: Ha!!! LordNevrek: I BEAT that game!!! LordNevrek: Collecting fireflies as Noah, hee heeeee! Juspera's Playah: You freak. LordNevrek: Is Sean a GSer or a Connectictutter? LordNevrek: -t Juspera's Playah: Sean of Seanbaby, or Sean my friend's boyfriend? LordNevrek: Sean of Seanbaby. Juspera's Playah: Oh... no, have no idea who he is. a BYONDer pointed me to this site. LordNevrek: Oh poop. LordNevrek: I just realized what that porn Atari game was. Juspera's Playah: What? LordNevrek: I had to read it, but now I see what it is, heh. Juspera's Playah: I have one porn atari game... got it at a yard sale when I was a little kid. LordNevrek: Really? Juspera's Playah: Yep. It was a lot like the one they show here with the naked women running around catching cum. Except they were catching ice cream cones in my game. But still naked. LordNevrek: Weird. Juspera's Playah: I guess it was soft porn. LordNevrek: Three feet of feudal fury!! Juspera's Playah: laugh LordNevrek: i have HotSlots on NES emulator, heheheh. Juspera's Playah: What's that? LordNevrek: I need to get a Leisure Suit Larry game. <snickers> LordNevrek: It's some slots game, I never won on it, but I hear the winnings are a cheap 8 Bit peep show. Juspera's Playah: That's hilarious. LordNevrek: I downloaded the Icons. Juspera's Playah: From the page we're looking at? LordNevrek: Yep. Juspera's Playah: Hehehe. LordNevrek: hehe hehehehe.. Juspera's Playah: h LordNevrek: BAH! LordNevrek: They're too big to use as Buddy Icons!! Juspera's Playah: You will have to trim them. LordNevrek: <snickers> I am not going to trim the Philly Flasher. Juspera's Playah: Shrink him? LordNevrek: Ever seen the movie Orgazmo? Juspera's Playah: No! LordNevrek: It's good stuff, and not really Porno-fied. LordNevrek: It's ...hilarious, really. LordNevrek: Comedy over nudity, and not much of the latter at all. Juspera's Playah: I wonder if they have it at Blockbuster. LordNevrek: Probably. LordNevrek: I can't find the file compression system on Windows ME.. futch. Juspera's Playah: Does it even come with one? LordNevrek: It can uncompress fine, but I see no means of compression. LordNevrek: 'Well, it's a 30 Gig machines, he doesn't need it!' ... I bet. Juspera's Playah: No WInzip? LordNevrek: nope Juspera's Playah: Send the computer back! LordNevrek: They ate my last Wonka bar. Juspera's Playah: They? LordNevrek: Mom and brother. LordNevrek: Totally def rap, Andrew. Juspera's Playah: Bummer. LordNevrek: and HUGE DICK for Entertaining.. Juspera's Playah: What are you on about now? LordNevrek: Hehehe.. it's on Seanbaby. Juspera's Playah: Oh, heh. LordNevrek: The shaged up thing, I remember that Theta Chi Luigi. LordNevrek: ..while his belly button struggles to smile.. hahaha!! Juspera's Playah: Weirdo. LordNevrek: Hurricane Ovaltene or Patrice ...hehehehe.. Juspera's Playah: You're confusing me on purpose. LordNevrek: I'm just reading these pages, it's good stuff. LordNevrek: Dear Nintento or sometihng. Juspera's Playah: Dear Nintendo sounds like it would be funny. LordNevrek: Oh it is. LordNevrek: It's ...a riot. LordNevrek: It's good clean all-American laughing-at-morons fun. Juspera's Playah: Ha! LordNevrek: Holy poop. LordNevrek: I remember the one0handed grandfather. LordNevrek: You know... with the foot playing kid... you just have to slap him. Juspera's Playah: What the heck? LordNevrek: With the NES advantage, and a severed thumb muscle, you don't NEED a shaging thum to use the NES Advantage joystick at all. LordNevrek: www.seanbaby.com/nes/dearnintendo02.htm Juspera's Playah: Whoa. LordNevrek: I'm going to write him. LordNevrek: hehehe Juspera's Playah: Do it! LordNevrek: Subject: Artifical Oils make my Schatz slippery. So I was reading that thing about Schatz the foot-playing Nintendo kid, that severed his thumb muscle. I'd like to note, in case no one noted this before, that when using the NES Advantage joystick, you don't need your damn thumbs at all. This kid could have played the Nintendo he desperately craved with his fingers, rather than developing the unenviable skill in toe-work required to accomplish the amazing feat of beating a Mario brothers game. Hell, if this kid really wanted to impress someone, he could sit balls-naked on the NES Advantage and wiggle that joystick with his poopyhole. Then if he used his feet to press the buttons he'd be something to snicker at, but he'd be doing it 'just for show' ...right. Mutate Juspera's Playah: How right you are! LordNevrek: I am, I used to own an NES Advantage. LordNevrek: Poop, I still do, actually. LordNevrek: It's in the closet, or under my bed. Juspera's Playah: You have lots of stuff! LordNevrek: Yeah I do. LordNevrek: People might call me a pack rat, but I prefer to think of myself as 'an aspiring Fred Sanford' Juspera's Playah: Ah, I see. LordNevrek: Ha haha.. he named his Final Fantasy black wizard 'Orko' ..hahaha.. Juspera's Playah: Orko? LordNevrek: Yeah. LordNevrek: The little guy from He-Man. LordNevrek: Red robes, and a pointy hat. LordNevrek: And he had those eyes and no real face. LordNevrek: "I don't mind when people walk in on me when I'm masturbating, but I don't want anyone to find out I was playing Final Fantasy. Even if it was for the sake of journalism." Juspera's Playah: Oh. Ha! LordNevrek: FINAL ANALYSIS: So this spell makes it so you can keep talking no matter what you're saying. Poop, we've had this spell for a long time in real life. It's called breasts. Did you ever wonder how some women are allowed to go on and on about their smelly candles and pillow fights? It's because of the AMUT's she has on her chest, making this analogy so nerdy my underwear is starting to yank itself up my ass. LordNevrek: From the Useless Power-Ups section. Juspera's Playah: laugh LordNevrek: Final Fantasy's 'AMUT Anti-Mute' spell. Juspera's Playah: I like the last part of the last sentence. LordNevrek: Most of the items in Wizards and Warriors are barely worth getting. The Boots of Lava Walk didn't seem to be any better than your Boots of Regular Walk, The Wand of Wonder never once made me wonder, and The Feather of Feather Fall had a really poopty name. LordNevrek: Juspera's Playah: Ha! LordNevrek: Whoah, how'd I do that? Juspera's Playah: LordNevrek: Juspera's Playah: LordNevrek: Oh, I see. Juspera's Playah: Now you see. LordNevrek: Hehe heheheh... I never noticed how the MegaMan stage select resembles the Brady Bunch.. Juspera's Playah: laugh LordNevrek: The most important part of the Top Spin is getting to see the rare side-view of Mega Man's sloppy gut. First Adam West, and now Mega Man -- is there any hero that can keep their damn belly from hanging over their panties? LordNevrek: ...and, MegaMan does have a little gut, when TopSpinning.. Juspera's Playah: This world is incredible. That there are people out there devoting time to thinking about the gut of a video game character... LordNevrek: Yeah, I was just thinking that. Juspera's Playah: It's amazing, really. LordNevrek: I mean, this isn't really a site you'd think to see. Juspera's Playah: Coincidence? Yes. LordNevrek: I love these sorts of sites, but ...poop.. LordNevrek: It's just not something you'd expect someone to take the time to work on. Juspera's Playah: It's a very odd niche. LordNevrek: 20 Worst Nintendo Games LordNevrek: Oh poop, he's knocking on Athena... Juspera's Playah: Athena? LordNevrek: I thought that one was .. kinda fun, a little. LordNevrek: well.. more than a little..heh. LordNevrek: I never got far in it, since it wasn't easy, but it was neat. Juspera's Playah: Well, even Seanbaby can be wrong. LordNevrek: No, he's probably right. LordNevrek: Everyone likes something sucky. Juspera's Playah: dirt devils LordNevrek: That was unfunny. LordNevrek: <snickers> Juspera's Playah: laugh LordNevrek: That sounds really mean, now that I look at it. LordNevrek: Ah well. LordNevrek: <chortles and gets some pizza> Juspera's Playah: It's okay... when I typed it I thought, "well, that's not very funny." LordNevrek: Unfunny isn't really a legitimate word, though, I think. Juspera's Playah: It should be. LordNevrek: I'm thinking 'Hm, do I politely 'Heh' at that, or what?' Juspera's Playah: laugh... no, what you said was definitely better. LordNevrek: Then I thought 'Hm, perhaps there's a vaguely humorous way to say it was not funny..' Juspera's Playah: You hit the nail on the head. LordNevrek: So long as you know it wasn't mean spirited, or some such.. LordNevrek: <snickers> Juspera's Playah: But, come on... sucky... vacuum cleaners... Juspera's Playah: I didn't think it was! LordNevrek: Hoover...yeah. Juspera's Playah: dirt devil! LordNevrek: It had some of that dry politician wit. Juspera's Playah: laugh LordNevrek: "Ho ho, well now, Gore, you 'suck' like a Dirty Devil!' LordNevrek: "Ha ha! Good one, Dubya!' Juspera's Playah: How bizarre! LordNevrek: I hope Battle of Olympus isn't on here. I loved that game! Juspera's Playah: Never heard of it! LordNevrek: Oh it's good good stuff. LordNevrek: I wished that they had made a sequel to it. LordNevrek: But they.. didn't, of course.. LordNevrek: It had crazy music, too. Juspera's Playah: I wish they'd made a sequel to my porn atari game. LordNevrek: It had this one song that opened the game, it was really mysterious and spooky and all.. LordNevrek: Then, when you beat the game and saved your bitch, you would hear the song with higher notes and more harmony and it was generally more uplifting and goodie and all. LordNevrek: But it wasn't bad, it was still a catchy tune. LordNevrek: I used to burn baby kittens to that song, I recorded it from my Nintendo through my stereo onto an 8 Track. Juspera's Playah: Baby kittens, you say? LordNevrek: Whut? LordNevrek: So anyway, I used the name 'Mutate' ..oddly enough, because 'Mutant' was taken on eBay! LordNevrek: It very quickly grew on me, I like it better than Mutant. LordNevrek: It's like Sting. I'm not Mutated, or Mutating, I ..Mutate. Juspera's Playah: You are a verb, not a noun. LordNevrek: Plus, Mutating Mass of Undescribable Gelatinous Tissues Which Pulsate in an Oddly Hypnotic Yet Indiscernable Pattern was too long to use on eBay. Juspera's Playah: Woulda been great if it was, though! LordNevrek: Yeah I know. LordNevrek: You know, if I was a medieval tyrant with a vast empire that I ruled with an iron fist, I'd have to take a little from the Nintendo Culture and change my name to Super (whatever my name is) LordNevrek: Then when I executed people they could say "Please, Super (whatever my name is), have mercy!" Juspera's Playah: Super Attilla Juspera's Playah: Uh, for instance. LordNevrek: And I can say "Bwa ha ha, Super Atilla has no mercy! Feed him to the cannibal infants who are teething!!" LordNevrek: I should sometimes save nutty IMs and put them on my web site. LordNevrek: That way people can see you be unfunny. LordNevrek: <snickers> Juspera's Playah: Dude... have you ever looked at the Hecklers Online funny IMs? LordNevrek: Hecklers online? Juspera's Playah: Yeah, and me saying "ha!" and "laugh" every other Im because I couldn't think of anything else... Juspera's Playah: Yeah... let me see... Juspera's Playah: Damn... they used to have an Insane IMs thing that was hilarious... but i can't find it now. LordNevrek: Yeah, I'm going to use this as my first installment of the new page that features Instant Message craziness. Will you want your IM name changed? And if so, I'd like some reasonable identifying feature so people will know it is Juspera's Playah. Juspera's Playah: Sure... uh, you can change it to Juspera's Playah if you want. LordNevrek: Something Clever, like Juspera's Playah. LordNevrek: Oh, keen, you're clever! Juspera's Playah: Dude! Juspera's Playah: I SO am. LordNevrek: Keen-ness. LordNevrek: You know, I think it's spelled Indescribable... Juspera's Playah: Yes. LordNevrek: I'm going to look like an idiot to anyone with a dictionary. Juspera's Playah: Just them? LordNevrek: And Lauren, not like she'd see my web slice. LordNevrek: My lack of verbose charm and witty repartee will have her brain cells numbing by the hundreds each second. Juspera's Playah: laugh... is that Lauren, Lylia's player? LordNevrek: Ayep. Juspera's Playah: I was just talking about her with someone. LordNevrek: I won't mind putting her name on the new page for this IM, because she signs her posts on the boards with Lauren almost regularly. Juspera's Playah: I said I had a fart anecdote to relate... I told you the story... so I started off by saying, "Okay, so I saw Lylia the other night..." and my friend said, abruptly, "Lylia does not fart." LordNevrek: I need a clever name for the new page, too..hmm. Juspera's Playah: And I said that sounded like something Plumbley would say. Juspera's Playah: "Lylia, do you fart?" Juspera's Playah: "Do you, do you??" LordNevrek: Ehhh.. Juspera's Playah: Horrid, isn't it? LordNevrek: "I didn't mean to fart, honest! Miss Lylia doesn't fart!" LordNevrek: Yes, it's horribly horrid. Juspera's Playah: It's cognitive dissonance just to use her name in the same sentence with the word "fart." LordNevrek: It's *I*ndescribable. LordNevrek: Fart just isn't a pretty word. LordNevrek: Toot is cuter. Juspera's Playah: I think I need to take a shower now. I feel dirty. Juspera's Playah: laigh Juspera's Playah: ergh Juspera's Playah: I'm very tired. LordNevrek: Ayep. Go wash your dirty dirtbag self and go to bed. Juspera's Playah: I'm... doing something. LordNevrek: I bet I'll fight with the new page's spacing for half an hour before getting it reasonable, too. LordNevrek: Doing something, well heck. Juspera's Playah: You heard me. LordNevrek: Well, have fun with your dirty something. Juspera's Playah: This is a perfectly respectable something. LordNevrek: A lot of things are respectable to the likes of Charles Manson and Bill Gates. Juspera's Playah: Uh, true... LordNevrek: My eye feels funny. Juspera's Playah: Just the one? LordNevrek: Like I have a contact lens made of aluminum foil in it.. Juspera's Playah: You say the strangest things. LordNevrek: It feels slightly scratchy, but not really. LordNevrek: Like aluminum trying to pass for a contact. LordNevrek: Only I have this odd fogginess to my vision now. LordNevrek: And if I push on my eye, it makes this squishy sound. Juspera's Playah: It could be Jell-O mix. LordNevrek: Well, I close my eye to do it, but really.. squish. LordNevrek: It's like "spwitz" or something. Juspera's Playah: Can you please record a wav and send it to me? LordNevrek: Of? Juspera's Playah: Spwitz. Juspera's Playah: It must be analyzed. LordNevrek: I figured you'd ask that of me. LordNevrek: Now, I would do this, since I have made many *.wav's in the past, however... LordNevrek: ...with this new bit of metal in my labret, I am unable to properly articulate the "spwitz" due to my lip's inability to squidge properly. Juspera's Playah: Oh dear. How will you go on? LordNevrek: Well.. I will.. LordNevrek: ...not make the "spwitz" sound, until it has healed, I guess.. Juspera's Playah: Will you be all right? LordNevrek: So I read somewhere that a guy should spray Chloroseptic on his ..ah.. wang.. prior to sexual relations, because the numbing effect with decrease sensitivity and he'll last longer. LordNevrek: The magazine also noted it was especially handy during Sore Throat and Cold season. Juspera's Playah: I've heard about stuff like that too. What I want to know is... who first discovered this, and why were they putting numbing health care products on their willie? Juspera's Playah: Aephir is a sick man. Juspera's Playah: I am just now exploring the locker building he made for RR before he left. I knew it was big, but sheesh. 50 lockers? LordNevrek: I had a friend, who I will not name, since this is going to be on the ALL NEW IM-FUN WEB PAGE, that once or twice or seven times slathered Icy-Hot on himself... LordNevrek: Oh, yeah, it's disgusting. It's like a big joke. Juspera's Playah: Sick sick sick. Not the icy-hot. Hey, I'm all for experimenting. LordNevrek: Heh.. LordNevrek: <doesn't comment, though he knows he should..> Juspera's Playah: the ALL NEW IM-FUN WEB PAGE... now my foul, juvennile true self will be revealed, and no one will look at Juspera the same way again. Juspera's Playah: Er, maybe they will. LordNevrek: I don't think they'll see you any different, except you'll be just improper enough to put this same material on your own site..heh. LordNevrek: Hm. LordNevrek: To NOT put it on. LordNevrek: I knew that sounded funny. Juspera's Playah: I'm still confused! LordNevrek: Hm. This IM isn't something you'd put on your own site, because it's just a bit too indecent. LordNevrek: Like the entire Alien Abduction thing, heh. Juspera's Playah: My site is a Family Oriented Site. LordNevrek: Ayep. Juspera's Playah: Well, it's more of an Adult Oriented But Must Get Around AOL TOS Site. LordNevrek: My site is an I Don't Particularly Give Two Locks Off a Sheep's Woolly Ass site. LordNevrek: I never saw anything about Prodigy's TOS, so I'm going to assume they're customer base it small enough that they don't feel like wasting the production time to make something that would potentially push they're last five customers away. LordNevrek: I'm going to correct that horrible They're typo, on the web site. Their... Their.. LordNevrek: Holy Christ on steroids, I did it TWICE. Juspera's Playah: Actually, I usually don't have the urge to put anything vulgar on mine. I usually don't find it funny enough. Juspera's Playah: Kill yourself now. LordNevrek: Bah. In the interests of my cheap K-Mart bought facade of journalistic integrity, I will have to leave this uneditted. Juspera's Playah: This conversation? LordNevrek: That last part. LordNevrek: You'll be Juspera's Playah. Juspera's Playah: snicker Juspera's Playah: hey, at least you only have typos. I have unfunniness, horridness and dirtyness. LordNevrek: So wait, what's this Vulgar thing I'm hearing? LordNevrek: Are my Meekmoks vulgar? Juspera's Playah: I wouldn't know your Meekmoks if they fell out of the sky, landed on my nose and started to wriggle. LordNevrek: Alright, it's taking every bit of decency I pretend to have not to say something to that. Juspera's Playah: Somehow, with you, I can't seem to keep from walking in to naughty comebacks you narrowly avoid through sheer strength of will. LordNevrek: This feels like a Boy Meets World moment. Juspera's Playah: To me, it's just another stayed-up-way-too-late-and-can't-be-held-responsible-for-what-comes-out-next moment. LordNevrek: Sort of like when you buy the Myster Meat in a cafeteria. LordNevrek: <corrects that typo in the Web Page version..> Juspera's Playah: Oh, I think Myster Meat could be something. Don't you? Maybe the next big action figure? LordNevrek: BAAAH.. see you said something to it, so now I have to include it. Juspera's Playah: You could just take out what I said. LordNevrek: I don't have the patience. LordNevrek: Well, that just struck me as hilarious for some reason. LordNevrek: Patience, damn. Really. LordNevrek: I don't have the celery. Now that fits just about as nicely. Juspera's Playah: It doesn't strike me as hilarious. But, I doubt you expected it to. LordNevrek: Nope, it struck me as funny. LordNevrek: Like two chuckle funny. LordNevrek: Not really hilarious, but it was a solid two chuckles. LordNevrek: Anne Heche is on Ally McBeal now. She plays some chick with Tourettes. Juspera's Playah: I should make a character with Tourettes. Except we couldn't call it that. LordNevrek: It was good fun, she ran someone over and yelled 'Pancake!' during the trial. LordNevrek: Like, didn't mean to, but yeah. LordNevrek: Tourettes characters would be great. Juspera's Playah: Well, that's basically what mental illnesses are. Good fun. Especially Tourettes! LordNevrek: Something to call it, though, would be hard. Hell, it'd be hard to do it without some other moron going 'Oh, they have Tourettes!' Juspera's Playah: Random Outburst Syndrome is succinct. Juspera's Playah: I'm not sure what "succinct" means so I really shouldn't be using it. LordNevrek: I don't think it'd work, for the same reason morons insist of saying Hobbit in a world where the word Hobbit should never come to mind. LordNevrek: Hell, Hobbit references annoyed me to the point of finding a different name for Elanthian Hobbit-ku (bastardized Haiku) poetry. Juspera's Playah: Hobbit-ku? LordNevrek: So I just took the syllables per line, five seven five, took 'Five Seven Five' and put it in Trollspeak. LordNevrek: Yep, that's what people tend to call it. Hobbit-ku. LordNevrek: I think the hyphen is optional. Juspera's Playah: Who tends to call it that? I've never heard of this. LordNevrek: So whenever I feel like doing a Haiku style something, I'll babble off a Five-Seven-Five instead of a lame Hobbit-ku. LordNevrek: Oh, haiku doesn't come up all the time, just when it does, 90% of the time someone calls it Hobbit-ku. Juspera's Playah: Ohhhh... they're trying to make haiku in-genre? LordNevrek: Ayep. LordNevrek: I don't do Haiku style things terribly often, not that I have a problem with them being useable in Elanthian society. LordNevrek: People can pirate every concievable syllable, lyric and poetic measure in the world and it's fine. LordNevrek: Haiku should, to me, be usable as well. LordNevrek: But, not called Haiku. Juspera's Playah: Yes. Juspera's Playah: I suppose it needn't be called anything at all. LordNevrek: I needed to call it something myself, to rebut the idiot Hobbit-ku. LordNevrek: Right here, on the web page, I will note I have nothing against the people who do this, but I find the practice itself unsavory. Juspera's Playah: Unsavory seems a bit patrician for the matter in question. Juspera's Playah: I don't know what 'patrician' means either, but I think that sounds good. LordNevrek: www.dictionary.com for all your patrician needs. Juspera's Playah: laugh Juspera's Playah: I just did a TYPO in the game that's so long I don't think AOL will let me send it in one IM. Juspera's Playah: Audacious, is what I am. LordNevrek: Keen. LordNevrek: I have a neat new buddy icon. LordNevrek: I will IM myself so I might see it. . (IMing oneself is stupid, observe.) LordNevrek: Whazzzaaaaaaaaaaap? LordNevrek: Whazzzaaaaaaaaaaap? LordNevrek: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa LordNevrek: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa LordNevrek: aaaaaaaaap? LordNevrek: aaaaaaaaap? (I rest my case all over your face.) . Juspera's Playah: Is it at all related to Atari porn? LordNevrek: Nope, it's that little blue dude. LordNevrek: Geezuss, Alvin and the Chipmunks is on. LordNevrek: I've been up way too long. Juspera's Playah: I think I've gone past tired now into... not tired. LordNevrek: I have a bong my dad bought me. It looks like the Grim Reaper, holding a vase. Juspera's Playah: Ah, yes. A significant icon throught history. The Grim Reaper and his Vase. LordNevrek: Man, it's good to see games I thought were awful on this 20 Worst NES Games thing. Juspera's Playah: I'm pleased for you. LordNevrek: Total Recall, at 11th. LordNevrek: My grandmother bought me this game. At this point, the conversation degenerated into Juspera's player offering to massage my insides with a rusty anchor via an unspecified wound-to-be. Not really, but damn that'd be weird.