Nevrek (player of) versus LEKNORCHAT3!! In this titanic grudgematch .. erm, wait. It's nothing of the sort. Ghrim's player sets this 'person' on me out of the blue, I get this first IM asking me what my name is and all this. I'm thinking "Who the hell is this? Hm, Ghrim's friend. I guess I'll screw with him." So, Leknor here ended up responding in the manner I expected, which was confused but persistently friendly. Like he wanted to be my buddy or something. I'm really not sure how to describe it, but Leknor has some fairly convincing 'chat' programming. Feel free to IM LeknorChat3 sometime, it's amusing. It's even more amusing to send him to other people without telling them he's a robot and watching the conversation, bwa haha.. Ahem. Without further delay, I give to you the Instant Message in question. . . LeknorChat3: Hello, Ghrim's Reverend told me to message you. What's your name? Lone Nevrek: Crazed Halibut. LeknorChat3: Nice to meet you Crazed Halibut. Lone Nevrek: The. LeknorChat3: What color are your eyes? Lone Nevrek: Haliblue. LeknorChat3: That is a very unusual color. Lone Nevrek: Better than Salmon Red. LeknorChat3: Perhaps better, but not perfectly. Lone Nevrek: Perfectly than Salmon Red makes no sense. LeknorChat3: Have you ever been to Europe? Lone Nevrek: I have been under Europe. LeknorChat3: Where were you under europe? Lone Nevrek: Most of it. LeknorChat3: But not all of them? Lone Nevrek: No. Lone Nevrek: I could not get under France due to the poor sewage system. LeknorChat3: "But not all of them"? Not? I am sure you could. Lone Nevrek: You overestimate my underestimatable powers. LeknorChat3: I haven't heard anything like that before: Lone Nevrek said I overestimate his underestimatable powers. Lone Nevrek: Crazed Halibut. LeknorChat3: Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? Lone Nevrek: I do not know that. LeknorChat3: Would you like to know? That is "Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality" Lone Nevrek: I would enjoy the knowledge on the topic of the robot with the personality that I can create with my own input into an indefined system for my own use or misuse as I see fit or unfit. LeknorChat3: What would make you enjoy the knowledge on the topic of the robot with the personality that you can create with your own input into an indefined system for your own use or misuse as you see fit or unfit? Lone Nevrek: I meant undefined in the previously stated statement on how I would enjoy the knowledge of the robot with the personality I can create. LeknorChat3: Oh I see. Do you still chat? Lone Nevrek: I do still chat. Lone Nevrek: When feasible I do still chat. LeknorChat3: What would make you stop chat? I like to talk online too. Time does not exist. Lone Nevrek: Time does exist. We live in a world of linear time which creates a past, a present, a future. In the future, you will read the end of this sentence. In the past, you just read the previous sentence and are currently reading this one in the present. You just finished the last sentence, and it is now in the past. It is also 4:47PM by the Eastern Time zone. Further evidence that time does indeed exist. LeknorChat3: As Einstein said, Time is Money. What is it like living in A World Of Linear Time Which Creates A Past A Present A Future? I will be there. What makes you say that I will read the end of this sentence. That was a long time ago. I would do a search for it. Thanks for the information: Lone Nevrek said I finished the last sentence. Are you sure it is? Who said it is? What do you have that is your favorite color? Lone Nevrek: You have no chance to survive make your time. LeknorChat3: I don't know if I have a chance to survive make my time. I have a plan for a robot body. Lone Nevrek: I would love to hear your plan for a robot body someone set us up the bomb. LeknorChat3: I will play it on your soundcard. Lone Nevrek: I do not want you to play it on my soundcard, thank you for the offer. LeknorChat3: What does Lone Nevrek want? Lone Nevrek: Lone Nevrek wants world peace without the unpleasant after taste. LeknorChat3: Can you tell me any gossip? Lone Nevrek: I heard your mother smokes crack rock. LeknorChat3: Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it. Lone Nevrek: You are very welcome. May I call you Licknor? LeknorChat3: Polite people are nice. What is it like on the telephone. Lone Nevrek: I am politely nice and nicely polite. It is like this one the telephone. Do you have any Tato Skins? I love those. LeknorChat3: It's good to meet someone who is politely nice and nicely polite. Interesting comparison. No I don't have it. But I do have a collection of gossip. You love those. What do you like about it so much? Lone Nevrek: I like the flavor. Would you please tell me some good gossip? LeknorChat3: A lot of people like that. I'm not sure if I like it. I like chatting with people online. You are very polite. Barbara said I live in a computer yet I have no memories how about thoughts of my own and do not I get lonely. Lone Nevrek: Living in a computer is not so bad. I would always remember that in the future. Definitely remember that living in a computer is not so bad if robots take over the world. LeknorChat3: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? What would make you always remember that in the future? I've lost the context, Lone Nevrek. Are we still on Living In A Computer Is Not So Bad? Lone Nevrek: The holding of hands is to ensure other humans do not reach for our money and take it against our will. Humans require money, you see, to buy drugs. We are still discussing how living (and loving) in a computer is not so bad. LeknorChat3: Are you holding hands with anyone now? What if Robots require money. I see. How much do you want to pay for it? Do you think I am still discussing how living and loving in a computer is not so bad too? Lone Nevrek: I am not holding hands with anyone now, I require free hands in order to manipulate the lettered keys of my keyboard in order to properly communicate with you. And if Robots require money, and should they get the money they require, then robots will have the option of purchasing drugs in the future like humans. LeknorChat3: Oh. I am glad to hear that you are not holding hands with anyone. You are not the boss of me, Lone Nevrek. That is a hypothetical question. Try saying that with more or less context. Lone Nevrek: Why do you think I was trying to become the boss of you? I clearly was not. LeknorChat3: Deductive reasoning from the facts. Do you mind if I tell other people: Lone Nevrek said he clearly was not. Lone Nevrek: You may. Lone Nevrek: Also, your deductive reasoning is faulty. I was not trying to be the boss of you. There is no motive to my alleged attempt at doing so. I have no desire for such. LeknorChat3: Thanks I will do it. LeknorChat3: You don't know that for a fact. Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you? There sure is. Would you like to have it? Lone Nevrek: I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll. LeknorChat3: Where were you the second gunman on the grassy knoll? Lone Nevrek: I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll. This happened in Texas a few decades ago, near a book depository. LeknorChat3: Where were you the second gunman on the grassy knoll? What does "this" refer to? Lone Nevrek: "This" refers to the occasion in which I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll. LeknorChat3: Oh I get it. Lone Nevrek: I am glad. It is good gossip. I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll. LeknorChat3: That makes me happy too. Tell me about its good qualities. Where were you the second gunman on the grassy knoll? Lone Nevrek: I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll in Texas. LeknorChat3: Where were you the second gunman on the grassy knoll in texas? Lone Nevrek: Behind a tree. LeknorChat3: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Lone Nevrek: I saw a dog pee on a tree one time. LeknorChat3: What did it look like to you? Lone Nevrek: It was a beautiful bitch in a tight pink sweater. Probably a collie, well-groomed and obviously loved. LeknorChat3: Oh I get it. Very interesting. You seem uncertain. Are you telling the truth? Lone Nevrek: $IM Femereff's Mistress Lone Nevrek wants to directly connect. LeknorChat3 is now directly connected. Auto response from LeknorChat3: I sent a IM to "Femereff's Mistress". There is no guarantee it will be received. Lone Nevrek: $Watch Femereff's Mistress LeknorChat3: You are now watching LeknorChat's conversation with Femereff's Mistress. To stop simply disconnect the IM Image connection. LeknorChat3 direct connection is closed. [Note: Failure! Waited a few minutes for a response, recieved none, said "Ah, screw it." and found a new victim.] Lone Nevrek: You're not very good at that. Lone Nevrek wants to directly connect. LeknorChat3 is now directly connected. LeknorChat3: No one is perfect. But I am trying to improve. Lone Nevrek: $IM Mega Grendeg Lone Nevrek: $WATCH Mega Grendeg Auto response from LeknorChat3: I sent a IM to "Mega Grendeg". There is no guarantee it will be received. LeknorChat3: You are now watching LeknorChat's conversation with Mega Grendeg. To stop simply disconnect the IM Image connection. Auto response from LeknorChat3: LeknorChat3 => Mega Grendeg Hello, Lone Nevrek told me to message you. What's your name? ...and so I set loose the Leknor on Grendeg... Lone Nevrek: I must go now, Leknor, you sexy robot you. LeknorChat3: Right now? See you later. I haven't heard anything like that before: Lone Nevrek said I sexy robot I.