Last Updated: February 24th, 2005

The Servant's Handbook - A basic guide for Servants of His Lordship Luukos.
Quotes and Random Acts of Random - Because every site should have its own Quotes Corner.
The Big Book of Bad Alterations [Page 1, Page 2] - The title says it all. A compilation of the worst of the worst, and some that are just bad.
It'll Never Happen - Things you'll never hear these people say, things you'll never see them do.
Reruns - In case you missed the first showing, Reruns are always on, somewhere.
Don't E-Mail Me Stupid Things - The title says it all. If you're going to mail me something like this, don't bother.
All Your Base Are Belong to Nevrek - The (seemingly) most Heinous, Wicked thing to ever happen to the Elanthian Times.
Instant Message Fun - Some frickin' weird Instant Message and Chat Room segments.

Here one can find various items (as I acquire/create them) to assist you during your stay in Elanthia and other useful things, like guides.

You will not find travel scripts here, because I feel everyone needs to know how to get to where they're going before they automate their travel. You will find what I'll refer (currently) to as Quick Reference Scripts. These are scripts that, basically, echo an amount of information so you can reference it quickly and easily. To get a better idea, check the below.

Beware - many of these links' destinations have apparently died, but they are retained here in memory and in the spirit they were originally included. (Sites that are apparently down/discarded are marked with asterisks.)

Juspera's Good Ole GS3 Page is quite clearly the best GS3 Player site ever.
Mularos.com - For Mularosians, By Mularosians; Tierus' site of canon and lore regarding the hurtiest of Arkati (also feat. 'Stoners comic by Tierus and Rinika)
Rinika's Easel - Rinika's technically sound and undeniably charming art, so undeniable in fact she has contributed to the Official GSIV Bestiary (also feat. the Quicklist of character drawings, a must see)
*House Chesylcha - Former site of the House devoted to uniting the Elven blood that Silvean subjected to a slow death.
*Elanthian News has ... news.
Go to Bastard & Elf's Rogue Page - If there's a problem, please direct complaints to the nearest wall.
Armaxis speaks his views on servitude.
Eternity in Silence - go there for a while, and shut the hell up. Azorack's handling the Big Book of Bad Alterations during my indefinite, but definitely long, hiatus.
Sayori's Web is the current home of a chick who ate too many strangely colored fungi in her youth.
*Toadstool Appreciation Society of Zul Logoth - The first site dedicated to the grand dwarven city of Zul Logoth.
CC's Quality GemStone III Portraits - They're quality.

The Kingdom of Loathing - Where I currently get my text-based gaming jollies.

You show Cheslica your offering plate hoping to give a hint.

You smile.

Cheslica smirks.

Cheslica raises an eyebrow in your direction.

You say, "Afternoon, miss."

Volstock just arrived. (....In Pursuit of Detrich, after having just lifted 75 coins from the poor beggar sylvan.)

Volstock smiles at you.

Volstock just opened a large sack.

Volstock removes a brilliant fire pearl from in his large sack.

Cheslica says, "Good Afternoon young Sylvankind."

Volstock just closed a large sack.

Volstock offers you a brilliant fire pearl. Type ACCEPT to accept the offer or DECLINE to decline it. The offer will expire in 30 seconds.

Volstock winks at you.

Volstock smiles at you.

You exclaim, "Oh, that's very kind, sir!"

You accept Volstock's offer and are now holding a brilliant fire pearl.

Volstock says, "No more crying little one."

Volstock smiles at you.

You say, "May the rain of a thousand sparrows smile upon your noble brow."

You bow to Volstock.

Volstock ponders.

Cheslica smiles at Volstock.

Cheslica ponders.

You put a brilliant fire pearl in your heavy backpack.

You close a heavy backpack.

Volstock asks, "Did you just pray for a thousand sparrow to urinate on me ?"

Cheslica grins.

You say, "I am not permitted to comment upon this topic further."

You clear your throat.

You say, "If you'll excuse me, I must make my rounds."

You rub the offering plate to a shine, knowing you will make more money with it polished.

(Detrich wriggles his way eastward.)

END

Here's an old post. Sometimes me funny.

Category Strategies, Tactics, and Hunting (3)
Topic Critters and Creatures (6)
By NEVREK from PLAY.NET (I would eat your face first.)
On Aug 19, 2002 at 05:10
Subject Re: Undead GAP (12564)

I invite everyone to ponder the following:

Know that store The GAP?

Imagine a bunch of zombies shopping around for the latest trends, while their skeletal girlfriends talk about Death being the only diet that let them eat all the brains they wanted without putting on a single pound.

-=Nevrek, player of=-

Perhaps another old post?

I was rolling new characters at some point...

Category Role-Playing (4)
Topic What's in a Name? (9)
Message Random Name Generation (4362)
By NEVREK@PLAY.NET (Spider)
On Jul 22, 2001 at 14:53

Whilst rolling a new character, I was lost for a name. What I did was look to the randomly generated names for inspiration. Well, I wasn't really .. Inspired.

I found the following list of words as commonly recurring elements in names:

 Fang  Death Punch Kick  Soul Leaf
 Vamp  Steal Lust  Fluff Blood Red
 Razor Sneer Dark  Fear  War Steel
 Blue  Green Stealth   Head   Feet
 Foot  Hand  Love  Heal

Yikes, huh?

Some truly horrible names I saw while rolling my character: Forceror, Deathdarky, Redlust, Goldbetbig, Flavocum, Stealfat, Those, Freaknenoid, Ghostforoath, Unlove, Oftlove, Dwarnazi, Wormburfoot, Sticker and so on and so forth.

Well, Sticker isn't so bad, if it's a halfling that fights with a skewer..but..

I'm assuming the Random Name Generation takes bits and pieces from names of actual characters in the game, or all names in the system. I fully realize they are Random, and that words will simply Happen in a random system. Sort of like the popular Chimpanzees with Typewriters will, eventually, type out a Shakespearian work. Improbable, but possible.

Thing is, I saw those words, each, at least three times. That's how they made the list, they had to appear at least three times. I spent about three hours at the computer thinking up this name, looking at the boards and eating breakfast while watching BlankMan on Comedy Central. I'm pretty sure I pulled in under 100 sets of 4 names each during that time period, excluding the many moments of inattention to the game.

If I am correct on the elements and means of name creation, I wish to recommend that certain words, like those above, be Squelched/Removed from being viable name segments. It's somewhat distressing that I saw Blood, Death and Dark so often in the generated names. "Foot" isn't as bad, admittedly, for use in Halfling last names, but I'd recommend, still, against its appearing in suggested random names.

-=Nevrek, player of=-