Prodigy Days Years ago, Prodigy was THE best chat and bulletin boards system available. It also was haven to a good group of roleplayers. I dare say this community sported, at its worst, roleplayers that could out-act anyone you'd find on AOL's Roleplay rooms, at any time or date. Back in those days, I was a different person with a different character, Black Arthur Deville. As a matter of fact, that's his picture, there. Served in the longest running roleplay Clan in Prodigy History, the V&K. Prodigy had a lot of good roleplay going on, but don't get me wrong.. it had its bad points, too. What roleplay system doesn't? We had our snert types (though, we called them 'bunnies') and other clueless sorts that just couldn't get the hint. But, I digress. The point of this section is at hand. Over the years of Prodigy, I recorded every odd little thing someone would say or do in the room, from regulars to the Supernatural rooms, other rooms, even the passing idiots that would wander in and say something obnoxious. A lot of it was fairly humorous, too. This, the old ODD.TXT, is presented below. This, in *.TXT format, was updated and distributed to all the people who frequented the rooms, and they loved it. I've been occasionally asked to post this somewhere, so here I am doing it. Enjoy, or don't, it won't matter one way or another. Keep in mind, a lot of these were referencing something going on at the time, but the action or speech itself really stuck out. For instance, the first one, where Telura is bouncing a ball... Also, some of the quotes are in reference to previous or subsequent quotes. For instance, CRASHOVRIDE commenting on BlackArthurX's name, and the response. Final warning and a note: A lot of these quotes are gutter humor, or just plain crude. If you find that sort of thing objectionable, unsavory, not funny, offensive, you're under eighteen or any of that mess, you should probably go somewhere else. Due to an interesting e-mail I got from some Prodigy person, I've decided to censor most of the vulgarity. Well, mostly due to the mail. It was rather vulgar in a few places, even I cringed at some of these quotes. This section, again, is not intended for Gemstone players, it is a 'memory' section for my old Prodigy buddies. Oh, and another note. This is certainly NOT a reflection of our roleplay. This is us being stupid, for the most part. Old School Prodigy Crew News: I IMed Lord Perfect recently, good old Wesley. You Prodigy people will remember him. He has a delightful Member Info, everyone should read it. Black Arthur: Nice MI. LrdPerfect signed off at 11:26:38 PM. As you can see, he promptly blocked me when I noted his MI was... Splendor. He also blocked Viper, apparently. First contact in years, ah well. We wish you well, Wesley. Sort of. Further, AZHRARN contacted me, a few months ago, which means he's ..alive. Sinze AZ was good stuff, you can all rest easy knowing that he's alive and well, still knocking cheap dental work onto floors with baseball bats. Contact Information If you'd like to get in touch with someone from the old crew, look to this page. I'll add people to the list as I get them. Black Arthur: It's my page, it should be obvious how you'd reach me. Viper: AIM - Neko Paws, Web - DJ Paws on MP3.com . . . . 300 Interesting Quotes and Actions from Role-Playing Rooms Compiled by: Arthur Deville ALL NEW Censorship Fun! Phallic references will be replaced with: Fine Cuban Cigar Testicular references are replaced with: Los Testoles The reason for the existance of feminine hygiene products will be replaced with: Honey Pot Unsavory references to reproductive fluids, or orgasmic climax: syrup Orgasm references are replaced with: jollies Autoerotic references are replaced with: have too much time on my hands (or a variation of this theme) The Four Letter F Word is replaced with: shag Excrement references are replaced with: poop Also, for Clarification, references to Bacon in the below actually mean something phallic. Canadian men rarely are circumcised, and this was a big secret joke for all of the cut Americans. Without further delay... the quotes. TeluraJade: ::with each bounce it becomes larger and larger:: uJamesK'tarn: ::giggles:: I thought you were going to tie me up with something. teehee. Kotterpin: having your blood sucked out feels yucky JaydeAsassin: I put my Sexy wife in there LdyBlkNyte: I arthur LdyBlkNyte: Do hereby admit I snift shoe polish ARYAN RACE: canst thou a gerbil lendeth to me, so that i may shoveth it upeth mine ass? Seduction v: <Is spiteful> Afk for an jollies..or two.. IM me if you need me.. iFallenStarr: >holds him gently in her palms< Nah .. BlackArthurX: I was busy biting and licking you. Vx Josh xV: ::walks back in after being viciously punted TWICE:: CRASHOVRIDE: i like your name BlackArthurX: I like yours. ReivynN'Syns: I'm too quiet, when I have too much time on my hands. ReivynN'Syns: Unless I'm in the shower. a dead c0w: anyone got a towell? Sir Leland: ::looks at James and smiles:: I knew you always wanted to touch my Los Testoles... Shadow xvi: I've just been knocked up one to many times MagusMage: and I came to think, not get jabbed by an ice pick uJamesK'tarn: ::pats his sweet cheeks, and they glow green:: Xz Exodus zX: ::the gum has no poison...and nobody feels anything, except the cool, refreshing taste of spearmint gum:: ijLithiumji: ::oraly pleases the girl beneath his name on the chat list:: V Magnus V: Magnus Magnus ra ra ra Magnus Magnus mwah mwah mwah... MMMMMMM we love Magnus Vx Josh xV: I'll go down on you for free. <G> Ice Demon: ::Walks down from the attic, tapping the hilt of his blade, the demon rune sword, an awesome weapon if their ever was one... carved from some ancient metal, it gleams with a dark energy:: Shadow xvi: {{::thinks she needs to fix that dam to her crimson river and runs AFK::}} vToris: MY BUTT HURTS Pyrrah: My butt hurts Devil's Kiss: My butt hurts... Lorelei Zara: My butt hurts. Seduction v: My ass hurts. Ana Natalia: my boob itches. Cinny zv: Why use a Vibrator, when ya got a ..Shower? <Grins> New Base: :: comes back in:: the goat is all greased up ready to go!!! Ice Demon: Killing Puppies! Thats worse then killing babies uLdyMelomoon: <looks around glad not to find Yohko> x Melanie x: <Jumps, Smacking Stat's hand> Wicked man.. Ice Demon: Damnit... get your stupid wolf-weapons out of here Ice Demon: Now I'm liscking the sweeeet juices from my fingers... mmmm zXI Scar lXz: Ourus, you're pretty boring. Vi Ourus iV: Sorry. uJamesK'tarn: ::shudders:: LadyWar's 50, and she makes passes at teenagers in RP.. ewww. Dr Static: my Los Testoles are fine. Devil Kiss: OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD...I HAVE TO PEE!!! Sinful Tears: Quit laughing and shag me! Super Sheep: I was trying to IM Kymmy.. but I decided that she wouldn't be home from school yet SabreCat: ::really wishes he could find that shotgun ammo now:: Rusty Laru: And so I took her from behind, thrusting into her cornhole until she bled, and I took the wooden dagger from under the bed, and summoned the demon of Anal sex, Krog, and offered to him, my ultimate sacrifice sRaksasha: I can cut it down to 69 Dark Charles: <leans up thinking his wife is so powerful> IShaveLlamas: ::slides his tongue beween Echo's toes:: vFallenStarr: I like to gyrate ......... Pip The Bard: ::Blinks while he looks at SheWolf's object:: Xaevijn jVae: //I would just like to make clear that the next one to spill beer, or whatever this stuff is, all over my computer will die a brutal, organ donating death vFallenStarr: Spend 35 cents on a stamp and right me a letter. Sinful Tears: Maybe I should quit typing with one hand for once.. wheels4711: My mom is a goat you slimy used condom Seduction v: <Doesnt suck it> zLadyPandora: i feel like and oldlady i got my hair in hot rollers... Viper 'ix': tagged..I shall study her mating habits.. sRaksasha: ::rubs eme's fur:: ji Sinner ij: (( Well.. lemme go rub on my brother's walls. )) PeterVenkman: im not a BUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Seduction v: <Grrs and sits up..wincing at the pain..climbs up on Charles and sits on his shoulders> If you dont pay attention to me I will wrap my thighs around your face right this minute. And wont care who sees. Wolfen v: my wife would kill me if I tried that bull SinfulArthur: {s moo} Dark Promise: Cake?? ::looks around:: Where?? Wolfen v: ::drips melted butta from his crack:: zx Daeus G: AFK I gotta take me a nasty poop... Magenta M: I keep my sex squeeky clean.. ehhehehe NoName Pip: I dont have any Los Testoles.. SinfulArthur: ::shags the gerbil:: CountEjacula: And..if I win..I get to have my way with the gerbil. Julliet zxz: Where is *my* wife? ::odd look:: Sore Rusty: jesus is my high uJamesK'tarn: ::does NOT have too much time on my hands to Betty, you god damn monkey:: Zoie Tears: You should be grateful I had much time to look at porn you with my feet! My skin could have been aten away by your crabs! Herman G: we gerbils run around nude, and aren't embarresed GrendeIFaust: ::rubs herlips:: X Thresher X: Legos are good.. v Aurora v: Oh poop..I think I justed burned a hole in my carpet...::runs afk:: uMidntMistrs: huh huh ..leth go play thome tennith VAnglDemonV: Wood is my specialty.. Lady Misery: I bet that Wes is really an old man who sells trinkets in the streets.. Devil's Kiss: <---shagging hoochie mama and loving it... BldmoonTyre: <Eyes Spiritez tastycake> CharlesPaden: Spirit open the im's a Sex. CharlesPaden: Sec. Spiritez: uhhh.... <doesn't comment and just opens em> hehe Zoie Tears: <sounds of a pure beat down can be heard from her attic as she beats the hell out of Arthur> Erisandria: I have two kids, a black cat, and like to sacrifice the local neighborhood kids to Satan. Azian D'ram: Right now..show everyone what a Honey Pot I am.. Zoie Tears: Gah!! Ooh it's vibrating.. Mmm toy pip: i'll go crawl into a box in a dark alley way.. with a hooker.. yes.. a dead hooker ::crawls out:: zxDemon Moon: "::has too much time on those hands Majic::" Ice Demon: If theres a booger in my nose I'ma pick it Erisandria: :;gives birth to a jelly belly laboratory:: Cold Ethal: <smells bad and all that> hehehehe Julliet zxz: I ran around naked, Yoooohkkkiie EmpresssMyst: I like tea HUGMEISTER6: NO I AITN CHANGED LIPS Julliet zxz: ::grins at Eris and downs it completely:: WhiteShield: ::Eyes glowing red, Shield charges in a fury of chops and punchs:: x Mileena x: I'M GOING TO GET MY PIMP OUT OF BED AND HE IS GOING TO BEAT YOU Thresher Xc: You got pissed on...that's gotta suck Sephiroth z: ::Kicks Bridget in the face, because he likes the neat crunching sound:: NatashaAseve: <Got her sex on wiht the washing machine> Zoie Tears: I have to race like a piss horse.. AFk CourtnyLove: oral sex is the best WSilverBaneW: ::Walks in exposing himself to Art:: SYSTEM Greeter: "GAY ALL DAY" has entered the room Flap Fungus: I love the way they feel on the tip of my tongue, I like to tease them between my teeth,I like to gently savor thier wonderful flavor,then I like to "pop" them with my tongue, Ahh,I love menstrual clots. Viper 'ix': <--is a very pretty young girl.. Ice Demon: It means I don't get sex at all Erisandria: ::wonders why Angel has a toothpick in his pants, but is too polite to ask:: zAzian D'ram: <blinks and masurbates..not masticates..has too much time on those hands on his arm> sXe Zark eXs: Hmmmm... such a thin shaft, large scrotum area, a single long pubic hair, and that squat glans.... Ransom v: ::spreads his legs and fans the fire..:: Viper 'ix': Arthur, you're just jealous..because I got my Fine Cuban Cigar sucked..and my Los Testoles licked. You are. DrkSeduction: And this is the titty man..<points to Charles> AdaraSkye: ::has some really nifty leopard print underwear:: Viper 'ix': ok..:::grabs his crotch like madonna::: Julliet zxz: Am not! ::hides her fur:: Ransom v: ::ponders Natty's elegant grace...shrugs and has another beer..: u Yohko u: it looks like a limp banana VAnglDemonV: Thought Azian is a one size fits all guy... Zoie Tears: Damn presyrup VAnglDemonV: Damn it Doc...more... DrkSeduction: <Kicks down the door> Charles' ass is mines! Viper 'ix': it sounds fertile. God bless your Los Testoles, may your seed be strong VLrdPerfectV: Well.. noone wants to have a deeelicious alcohol treat? z Pip: how many teaspoons is it per syrup? Viper 'ix': <--watching a porno, right now, like Rak Cyberkage: =holds her crotch, backing off slowly= well hee hee i have to be going now..... AdaraSkye: Umm...I have normal boobs, I guess, I don't have that problem when shopping for bathing suits AZHRARN: ::::whips out his baseball bat and smacks brainless in the teeth sending the cheap detnal work all over in an artful spray of blod and corroded fillings:::::: Zoie Tears: I WANT SEX Ransom v: helll...I want sex with a virgin... GrendeIFaust: Slapping her ass wildly V LadyEva V: <licks it all up> Ferazhin: You know the perfect woman is an 11... a 10 that can take her teeth out. UnHolyArthur: Eww...60 year old denture blow job. SYSTEM Greeter: "RedneckSanta" has entered the room Satans lover: chicken makes me horny AZHRARN: that happens a lot...I aim well...but it jsut misses Armani iZ: Honey Pot Booger..That Sounds..Pleasant HermanDa'G: ::nibbles her nipples:: VVolfShade: Another colourful euphemism for having too much time on the hands? Armani iZ: I Have Rhoids Ally Sin: ::shrugs:: I guess it's cuz I have a sign on me that says "Stick things in me and keep warm" Firestarta v: Mmmmm....I have no teeth because I am cool UnHolyArthur: RedNeck. SYSTEM Greeter: "SouthernReb" has left the room SYSTEM Greeter: "InvitingAnus" has entered the room SantaDom: D'mitri get that Fine Cuban Cigar out of your mouth so I can understand you. zvD'mitri G: I ain't got a Fine Cuban Cigar in my mouth... Ransom v: '....should I sit..shall I linger?...or be most brave, and use my finger?...' SantaDom: <Thinks Ldy Emeraude needs to remove her panties . DOOMEDSOUL: <scratches himself> DrkSeduction: I'm on top. Shadow vxi: i'm having too much time on my hands as we speak Seduction v: <Shows Tears her mini, pearlized dildo> Erisandria: I refuse to fight with a breast Iris Ice: Who loves ya, baby? Crazy Couches Company, thats who! On the market for an extremely original low-priced couch? Buy one from your loving neighborhood couch store. Crazy Couches Company! Ransom v: never had a violent fart...maybe a hissing one zBoredom: Oh well. Firestarta v: I was once on american gladiators...then I fell over VvTargashvV: Yes.. bacon.. u Yohko u: I told that whore to eat my tits. Crookk 'n: ::poops in his pants:: BiznatchErik: Man,Our Mayor's Fine Cuban Cigar Broke Down..Or Something Weird,It Was On The News..He Went On A Crack And Porn Drive.. Julliet zxz: ::swallows:: Ransom v: if it smells like cabbage...maybe a gyno's needed sweetkristi: where do you live? SinfulArthur: In a house. Ferazhin: I'm just warm and comfy, like tea Lucen... with lace. Ransom v: ein day en ze morningk, I voken uppen mit zer hugen bonen.. Firestarta v: I like Tricks... Khrystian: It stays up longer than that? V Rictor V: Mike Myers.. Canadian :) Julliet zxz: Heheh! Leigh Ann mastorbates Seduction v: Just put it in my mouth,..if you can eat me out uJamesK'tarn: ::dies right there from being kneed in thr groin by a tall gothic kinda Arthur guy:: Kessell: but...we do cut our bacon...it doesn't work in caesar salads if we don't Zoie Deville: <steps Afk for having too much time on the hands> X Tristan X: Well, Art... the amazing thing is... I'm gay, she is gay... I, a gay male made a lezzie syrup. SinfulArthur: So...say you have bacon...cut or uncut? V Rictor V: uncut..100%pure.. how much you want homes? <looks over his shoulder as he reaches into his trench coat> xDaeus: Sure, want me to demonstrate for you? Seduction v: <Likes that backdoor action> xBlackArthur: :::licks his bleeding nipple::: Being a vampire is weird... Kelgore: (Kelgore walks in with wisky on his breath and two cheap ass ugly whores under each arm)"Hello everyone, hey dosen't any one talk around here." V Rictor V: one of the reasons I love you running hte clan V Rictor V: is you had something I didnt UnHolyArthur: A Fine Cuban Cigar? vFallenStarr: I rolled in the mud in the rain with 3 other females....I'm in a good mood.. uJamesK'tarn: ::makes a house out of those little drink coasters:: UnHolyArthur: James was the undisclosed 4th little piggy! Ezalith: ::slides down her chair and gives herself a wedgie:: Zoie Deville: James has too much time on those hands too much.. Viper 'ix': want some illegal teen porn, Mr Dole? Bob DoIe: Teens are hot. Ross Perot: <drops his pants and starts flapping his arms like a chicken> ~Old grey mare she ain' what she used to be!~ zKitCat: ::Chuckles and pats down his erection slightly:: Down there boy.. MalcoIm X: Blah.. I'm tired of being the black man. xCrimsonRose: mmm.. red meat and caffeine.... Glow Worm: you dont like syrupming? Ascent x: well..I like oral sex.. zAzian D'ram: She fears me.. me and my studliness DOOMEDSOUL: dammit...bodily functions...BBL... Julliet zxz: ::tackles Art and his macaroni:: Ferazhin: <G> Shaving can be a very sensuous manuever Lelayna Vlad: <Sings to cheesy 80's songs and criticizes some more porns> Raksasha: ::does as suggested, and ties the swift and faithful ass named Hirlin to the door, or something... after dismounting with a grace only a gnome can muster:: Thanks... x Detus x: :fingers his bleeding hole: z Ryan: ::syrup shoots from the stump that was his Fine Cuban Cigar:: Dionna Atmos: I had much time to look at porn today :D VAnglDemonV: Premature syrup? Magenta: <Can't believe she's missing Roseanne for this> Lelayna Vlad: Let GO OF MY NIPPLES! x Detus x: Im celibate tears..and if I wasnt..i'd choose Art over all of you. autumn stone: apparently, i'm a dunce... but first off... zAzian D'ram: Back to the head. Julliet zxz: OH MY GOD! ITS HOT AS KENNYS CACK ON FIRE IN MY shagging ROOM!!!! ::screams and runs to get nekkid in front of her sliding glass door:: UnHolyArthur: Queen Victoria shaged a horse? Lelayna Vlad: I did. s Stryker s: <hops out to pinch a loaf> Glow Worm: I like Sperm... uJamesK'tarn: Come to my house. I make de best bacon. v Mircea: Just cause they seel em in six packs does not mean you drink them all Firestarta v: My mom buys socks for all the homeless birds Julliet zxz: Ow my fricking shnap! That cough hurt worse than a damn wooden board in the anal cavity Erisandria: ::finds him and beats him senseless with her small titties:: x Pip: I got big Los Testoles though.. and there between my legs ya know and I run with legs.. Khoronzon: I can make bubbles with my spit. X Tristan X: Jesus was a vampire. Lord Janus: Jesus was a pimp UnHolyArthur: Jesus had great abs. Kylerryth: <Rips off Leia's tank top, exposing her small breasts, the obvious tissue paper and newspaper protruding from the edges of her bra> Sproutz: ::starting to like Cack:: King LLama: i got nut all over me xv Dan vx: <Plays with his flaccid Fine Cuban Cigar, and his pale white Los Testoles> Lewis T: I can type one handed vJain 'Amon: suction sounds thrilling. I wish I had a bitch between my knees, right now. CHAT Host: I am suspending you because you have a bigger Fine Cuban Cigar than me. Miya z: It's like.. everyone has a blow up doll of cher shoved up their anus TruPlaya: if Mama Cass had shared that ham sandwich with Karen Carpenter they both might be alive today v'Bacardi 'v: Well.. you reach in there and get it..Ingrate. Raksasha: ::gets his jollies from repetative hand motions, not typing:: Raenol Ekion: :afk.. Pissing.. fast .. and hard: Jerin Thomas: I wonder if my mother is shagging. Jain 'Amon: I'll put it in your butthole..:::laughs like a hick::: Lelayna Vlad: Having breasts isn't that great.. Because its not like you can lick em or anything.. (Changing conversation) EVENT Host: Everyone taunt the bunny! CourtneyAnne: She always tells me how long hers are...and we always talk about how it doesn';t matter how good you chew up corn...it always shows up whole in your poop... v Mircea: Let me play with it EVENT Host: <jumps his bones> Arthur: ACK!!! EVENT Host: <laughs wickedly and runs back downstairs> zLadyPandora: Umm it like offendes me cause i am a recovering Bud smoker .. yeah that's it TheRainmaker: <scratches his Los Testoles,.... sniffs his fingers> XxAnilaxX: <wishes Firesarta would put a hand between her legs shes felling quite unloved today> iVSinisterVi: Arthur..IMz, it's impotent Viper 'ix': I'm wearing Satin Pants! vShadow: I smell like tuna James K'tarn: I AM NOT GAY YOU GANGSTA WANNA BE VAnglDemonV: ::Pets Arthur, stroking slowly his long blond hair:: CHAT Host: I have a question... doesn't anyone ever roleplay anymore? Ice Demon: ::Fine Cuban Cigar and Los Testolesack retract into his ass:: Stop Azog: anyways, Art.. Get out your character sheets or I will eat the flesh from your bum cheeks. zvi Bacardi: You know how brutally I could waste you .. VAnglDemonV: ::back...with 2 breasts and one leg:: Julliet zxz: Ooh..pager is vibrating Magenta: <enters her> Mr Rogers: I would love to smoke some pot Bamont: I need a poop pill.. Magenta: Cause man, I eat some bomb Honey Pot VAnglDemonV: As you know...my wife...wants a child...She is able...but I however...am shooting blanks... uNuaLove: I think canned dogfood smells good.. AchyKah: I've got chicken legs. Arthur: It's shorter...but the Los Testoles are huge.. xGeneral Tso: I created the best chicken recipe man has ever known. James K'tarn: I want to explore Maeva's depths with my phallus. Audmathus: {{You..made boogers spurt from my nose in pleasant arcs. :D}} VNbKillerV: Viagra is good but it makes wanna play with myself.....even in public......that is somewhat embarrassing Detus c'j: "I'll probably poop blood tonight" VAnglDemonV: ::Coughs:: I...brought you some tea leaves... Raf Ironback: Translation: As long as you come over and bust a nut in my macaroni..I'll dip my Los Testoles in your soup! BLOOP! Viper 'ix': women who wipe back-to-front.. VAnglDemonV: I want to syrup! -=<>=-Static Industries, 1996-1998©-=<>=-