For Your Perusal Here on 'For Your Perusal' I will display a selection of things I call 'pseudo-logs' that are basically Fake Logs based on the GemStone environment and text formatting, et cetera. These end up looking more or less like actual logs from GemStone, which is a part of their humorous appeal. I'll also put genuinely useful things here, like QRSes and other guides and informative or fun logs. This section links to other stories which have been formatted to reasonably resemble a GemStone log capture. Enjoy. Exquisite Features! Quotes and Random Acts of Random - Because every site should have its own Quotes Corner. The Big Book of Bad Alterations [Page 1, Page 2] - The title says it all. A compilation of the worst of the worst, and some that are just bad. Gallery In Motion: But Is It Art? - Maybe we'll get an answer. This is the Gallery In Motion. It'll Never Happen - Things you'll never hear these people say, things you'll never see them do. Reruns - In case you missed the first showing, Reruns are always on, somewhere. Don't E-Mail Me Stupid Things - The title says it all. If you're going to mail me something like this, don't bother. All Your Base Are Belong to Nevrek - The (seemingly) most Heinous, Wicked thing to ever happen to the Elanthian Times. Top Ten(ish)! - Originally a Top Ten page while Juspera took a break from hers, there wasn't much interest in a contest, so I will put my own lists here. Hell, every site should have lists. But wait ...! There's more! Pseudo-Logs! The First Documented Elanthian Alien Abduction - All you wanted to do was get to the Abandoned Inn... Speedy the Magic Snail of Zul Logoth - Apparently there's more to this snail than meets the eye. Elanthian Elementary School - Sometimes it's necessary to toss out everyone's character histories in order to put them all in the same kindergarten setting. Whoah whoah, wait a moment! There's still more! Genuine Logs! Real, but still Fun! Specially Prepared Geek - Juspera has a late night snack for ten thousand coins. Fire At Will! - He swears it was an accident. Nevrek and the Vishmiir: Part One - The first, personal encounter Nevrek has with the Vishmiir in his quest to understand them. Are they his allies in Balance? Nevrek and the Vishmiir: Part Two - The brief second installment of Nevrek's work during the Chill of the Vishmiir. Nevrek and the Vishmiir: Part Three - Blades Clanners has something to say, and it starts with the forbidden name "Vishmiir" ...what could possibly come of that? SCREECH! CIRCLE! VULTURE! - My priest is told he's a vulture, and the heavy hand of ignorance leaves a slap print on his previously pristine profile. The Reference Section Here one can find various items (as I acquire/create them) to assist you during your stay in Elanthia and other useful things, like guides. You will not find travel scripts here, because I feel everyone needs to know how to get to where they're going before they automate their travel. You will find what I'll refer (currently) to as Quick Reference Scripts. These are scripts that, basically, echo an amount of information so you can reference it quickly and easily. To get a better idea, check the below. Nevrek: THE Choice for Mayor - Find out why Nevrek would have been a gooooood Mayor. The Detection Crystal of the Abandoned Inn - How to read the pretty lights and sounds. The QRS of Dwarven Grunts - A Quick and Easy-to-Follow list of Dwarf Grunts. The QRS of Lock Qualities - A Quick and Easy-to-Follow list of Lock Qualities and Difficulties. The QRS of General Herbs - When you're beaten and bloody, you don't have time to hunt for that Herb Guide! Also applies to Healing Tinctures in the Elven Nations! The QRS of Ma Leaftoe's Wares - You've had the daylights beaten out of you and now you want to freeze to death while searching for your Ice Mule herb guide? Ha! This is what you seek! The QRS of Pinefar's Healing Teas and Potions - Bleeding to death, blinded and beaten in secluded Pinefar can be your one-way-ticket to pushing up daisies if you take too long looking for your Pinefar Tea guide! Come hither! The QRS of Terasian Healing Ales - Isn't it bad enough being on Teras? Why stand around, battered to a pulp, looking for your Ale guide? Look here! More to come...