Dormitory     is also    Dirty Room                                The Morse Code    is also     Here Come Dots

Desperation   is also    A Rope Ends It                         Slot Machines    is also     Cash Lost in 'em

Animosity    is also    Is No Amity                                Mother-in-law   is also    Woman Hitler  (LOL)

Snooze Alarms   is also    Alas! No More Z's                The Public Art Galleries   is also    Large Picture Halls, I Bet

Eleven plus two    is also     Twelve plus one  (Hmmm . . .)

Contradiction      is also      Accord not in it                   Mad Cow Disease   is also   A sad cow demise

Til death do us part    is also    That stupid ordeal            Modern Times   is also    Dire moments

Committees   is also    Cost me time                                Diplomacy   is also    Mad policy

Delta Airlines   is also   Aerial tin sled                               Feminism   is also   I'm fine Ms

Computer virus   is also  I've corrupt sum                        Chicken noodle soup  is also  Cooked luncheon sip

Microsoft Windows NT   is also   Wit confronts wisdom

"... nothing wrong with Southern California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure." -- Ross Macdonald

"Age is a high price to pay for maturity." -- Tom Stoppard

"Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped." -- Groucho Marx

"I just need enough to tide me over until I need more." -- Bill Hoest

"The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it." -- Doug Larson

It's a fine night to have an evening.

Shouldn't there be a shorter word for monosyllabic?

The truth is out there? Anyone knows the URL?

Life is a sexually transmitted disease with 100% mortality.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

I Have To Stop Now, My Fingers Are Getting Hoarse.