Hmmm. . . .

If there's one thing I can't stand, it's intolerance.

If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hands.

If you want people to know where you stand, wear the same socks for two weeks.

The world's full of apathy, but I don't care.

Perspective is in the eye of the beholder.

Questions???

Why don't they make computers that will do what we think we want them to do?

When they fix the Y-to-K problem for the Year 2000 will the months be named Januark Februark Mak and Julk?

If a man is talking in the woods and no woman hears him is he still wrong?

Is it true that a woman enjoys a man's company most when he owns it?