Limericks & Fun Poems

I met a man named Goose,

Who was heavy and wore a burnoose.

He went on a diet

Which was quite a riot

And now his burnoose is too loose.

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PROFIT AND LOSS

The world's worst poet

Sat down to write.

He wrote all day,

He wrote all night.

He wrote on love

He wrote on marriage.

He wrote on his daughter

And his little boy's carriage.

When finally he quit,

Not a word could you read;

So he stopped writing completely

And planted grass seed.

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CHEESE ANYONE?

The cat sat

Coyly at

The kitchen sink.

The rat ran

Quickly by

The kitchen spy.

The cat who sat

Saw the rat,

And then the chase was on,

But lo the rat was gone.

The cat poised at the stove

His tail - it was a twitchin

He didn't want that little rat

Here in his own kitchen.

The rat sat smuggly safe

Laughing 'til his sides were aching

He wondered what was in the stove

What was the cook a baking?

Sweet Swiss cheese?

Would he please,

Oh boy,

You bet he could

And would.

Twas then the cat

He caught the rat,

But rat had ate the cheese

Limburger! Ain't you pleased?