Life And Times Of A Boy Named Cort

It all started long ago....... A day which I am sure that my mother now probably curses April 15. That is the day I came screaming and crying butt nekkid into this cruel and evil world. My apologies Mom, I did not mean to turn out this bad. Must have been something in the water......... Does not compute!

Cincinnati is not really know for "night-life" but I guess it could be worse? Here is a great link to one of Cincinnati's finest bands in which my friend Jeff is in:

If for some unforsaken reason you find yourself trapped in Cincinnati here are a few links to what is happening. These are just the things that I like to do....

Cincinnati Bengals Cincinnati Reds

Cincinnati Zoo

The Beach WaterPark Kings Island

Cincinnati Cyclones Cincinnati BearCats

I currently work for General Motors in Dayton, the actual name of the company is Delphi Harison Thermal.

When not trapped at work I spend most of my time hangin out at Rollings Hills.... the bar where shit happens! Some of my hobbies include:

VolleyBall
Roller Skating

And how could I forget sitting infront of this Computer from Hell that has drained my savings account for countless hours and hours.

For those times when I am feeling a little down me and my friend Nick like to get all dressed up and head out for a night on the town!