Now in the play Matt and all the other male cast members wore Phalluses, which is a representation of the male reproductive organs,  as part of their costumes.  They were extreme in length to say the least.  Matt's was of a pinkish color, 40" long, and had a sort of long bulge in the middle of the  penis part of the

prop.  (Try saying that ten times fast.)  For this reason his prop was  called Earthworm Jim.

But LO! Matt did a very bad thing, for he invited some friends from Kansas City to come and partake in the play. And so they did, and they laughed and enjoyed it.

Weeks went by and Ermenrich got his AoA, and thought that perhaps in the far future the anonymity

that he so loved would go away, but surely that would not happen a week later at Knowne World Heraldic Symposium held in Saint Louis!

  Surely the Queen, a great a funny lady, would not remember him or have cause to.  But Matt hoped in vain.  For you see Matt went to the event with those same friends who saw him in the play...