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Early Consular Election Posts

FeAudrey's Political Archive

Here is a collection of early posts about our first consular election in 2748 AUC (winter 1996 CE). They originally appeared in "Need Help with the Combination", "Elections", Need Help in Rome -- Here are Questions and Answers", and "About Chapter 2", (plus all of Carlo Magne's posts include a request for votes).
Originally, I just wanted to practice a few new HTML features .This turned out to be a much larger project than I anticipated. To say nothing of ... well, look under the "Trium-Feminate" heading.

You can jump to these sections:
Our Candidates Announce
The Issues
Domestic Issues
Races, Political and Chariot
Foreign Policy
The Voters Respond
A Few of Us Start to Worry
The Trium-Feminate Proposal
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Comments on the Consular Elections should be posted in "Chapter II -- Our Lives as Romans".

Our Candidates Announce:

Carlo Magne -- Jan 4 and 6
Carlo Magne was our first announced candidate, in posts to"Friends, Romans, Countrymen" (...I hope this information helps you unlock the mysteries of SPQR and prevents any unnecessary frustration. I'm available for consultation. All I ask is your vote for Consul during the next election!!! Remember the name... Carlo Magne (Charles The Great) ---Charlemagne---) and "Clues for Votes" (In that time honored Italian tradition of reciprocity I would be happy to provide clues in return for your votes in the next election)

Gaius Cellicus Naso -- Jan 16
Charlemagne! I 've heard about your task to become the next consul in Rome! But populus romanus must choose another one! Are you ready to deal the power with me? We can discuss about it! May the gods of Rome with you, and never Fortuna leave you on your way!

Leo the Wise -- Apr 9
Friends, Romans, countrimen, SPQRers!

In the time of chaos and mortal threats to our beloved city we are about to enter the elections campaign (by popular demand). No one, so far, decided to step forward and take the burden of responsibility. Looking for other noble Romans to join me, I, Leo the Wise, hereby announce my decision to run for any office available, holding which I can serve the city, the people, and the country.

About myself: I came from a distant land of Barbarians, woods, snow and cold to become a citizen and to join others in the mission to save Rome from Calamitus. I am a man of sciences (matematica and physica) but public service is nothing new to me.

Some ideas I want to put into life if elected:

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INTERNATIONAL RELATIONS: We are all aware of the land of QIN. Also, there are other on-line lands, too. I believe it to be of benefit for us and them to establish the enlightened Roman rule other those lands, keeping an eye on new appearances. The Roman rule will bring prosperity peace and order to those lands, that lack the sophistication, size and popularity of SPQR.
RELIGIOUS MATTERS: Each of us knows how hard it was to reach the ears of the CyberGods. I promise to do my best to change this misfortune of ours.
MATTERS OF WAR AND INTELLIGENCE: The maintenance of Roman legions is of paramount signficance to the safety of the country. But only the wit will defeat such dangerous enemies as Calamitus. I strongly suggest the establishment of an IRS (Intelligence Roman Service) to protect Rome from all the evil plans, growing inside and outside of our beloved city. Wisdom wins where force fails. However, this service will be under public control, as to protect free and noble Romans from misdeeds and tyrany.
DOMESTIC AFFAIRS: Following Roman traditions, I will see to it that all the public entertainments are preserved and new ones are commenced. Also, I recognize the vital role of bread and water for the life of our city. The supplies will be under a close control and the safety of water will be specially monitored to prevent any poisoning.
THE GAME: Waiting, as many of you, for the next Chapter, I'll be glad to keep providing help to everybody who has any problems on their mission to save Rome.
Shellicus -- Apr 10
I am impressed with Leo the Wise's campaign speech, but I would add plans for a graffiti clean-up program, along with mandatory time in the Tillian for all graffiti hooligans. They are ruining our fair city!

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The Issues:

Domestic Issues

FeAudrey -- Jan 24
No one gets my vote who doesn't have a plan for dealing with the Vandals. No announced candidate has even mentioned the immediate danger from Calamitus. For all we know, Calamitus' plan may worked and destroyed Rome -- which why there is no Chapter 2!

Carlo Magne -- Jan 31
Feaudrey, I share your concern for the welfare of the empire. But be assured everything is being done that can be done to ward off the destruction that Calamitus is planning. In fact, several of my agents have contacted him through a third party in an attempt to discover his real motivation. From what I've been told he seems to have no interest in gold, which rules out the possibility of bribery. He simply harbors a deep hatred for everything Roman. If he will not listen to reason I have other plans, which for obvious reasons can not be discussed her. Rest assured, chapter two is coming soon - and it will be Calamitus' undoing! In the meantime spread the word - Carlo Magne for consul (and free chariot races every Friday night!).

Races, Political and Chariot

FeAudrey -- Feb 2
Carlo Magne, I am afraid I was speaking figuratively when I mentioned "my" vote. Being a woman, I have no vote of my own. I do have considerable influence on the votes of my husband, brothers, and sons, so my good opinion is worth having. And I must tell you that bland assurances that the matter is in hand do not impress me. It is bad enough to have Vandals skulking around the City without Romans doing the same. As I have so often told my menfolk, if you can't tell me what you are doing, you probably ought not to be doing it. On the other hand, if you want to concentrate on more traditional campaign promises, such as chariot races -- that's another matter. What are you proposing in the way of facilities for women who follow racing? I have enjoyed the sport ever since my grandfather first took me to the Circus as a small girl, but it is not always convenient for one of my menfolk to escort me. (My poor sons -- I am neither young and beautiful enough to make their friends envious, or elderly and frail enough that they would get credit for kindness to me!) Should Rome survive both Vandals and Senators, better arrangements would be most welcome.

Carlo Magne -- Feb 9
Feaudrey you've hit the nail on the head: A good woman's "vote" is worth the vote of all the men she's got in tow! And from the way you talk, I suspect that the candidate that gets your "vote" needs only the one! So, let's talk chariot races. Have you ever the pleasure of being escorted to the show in a consuls litter (that'll turn a few heads) - and did I mention my private box? So tell me, what kind of accomodations did you have in mind for our female "charioteers"?

FeAudrey -- Feb 15
A ride in a consul's litter? I'll say that that would turn a few heads! Respectable equestrian Roman matrons do not ride in litters with men from outside their families. The customs of the senatorial class may be different, but I think that I had better stick to those of my own. I hope that this does not offend you. To attend the Circus seated in a private box would be a treat, but my original problem remains: I cannot go unescorted. The solution to this, I thought, might be a section reserved for women, just as we have our own accommodations at the baths.

Venusta -- Feb 15
Hear, hear, FeAudrey! Vesta surely is smiling on you for your modesty. If I may, I'd like to join you in the women's section on Ladies' Night (that is, assuming Carlo Magne keeps that particular promise). I'm sure we can see the men very easily from there!

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Foreign:
Martinus Gandavus Senior -- Jan 24
Martinus Gandavus Senior l.s. Well, there, mister Carlo Magne, I read you already are a candidate for the next elections (whenever those might happen, in these uncertain times filled with weird emperors for life). Even though I appreciate your concern about the Romanum Imperium, I think that III words are not sufficient to base ones choice on. So I'm asking you for your opinion on the political hot-spot of these days: the so-called PAX ROMANA, in which the noble Roman people does not impose its supremacy to the barbarians by using violence, but just by means of clever diplomacy and treaties. Remember how diplomacy succeeded whereas violence failed in the barbarian war in Dalmatia just recently! Shouldn't we, the great Roman citizens, all make it our purpose to create one peaceful and quiet Imperium, from which everyone (and especially the Romans, of course) can profit? Shouldn't we create a unified -to say it with a Greek term- Ewropa, an 'Ewropean Community', guided from the center of the world, it being Roma? This, my friend, in my humble opinion, can be achieved by the PAX ROMANA. Now, my friend Carlo, I ask, what is your opinion on this matter? Beware in mind, I shall base my vote on the attitudes of the different candidates towards the PAX ROMANA-concept. Vale Bene, and may the gods be with you in the elections.

Carlo Magne -- Jan 31
God bless you noble Martinus! You are a true lover of peace - the world could use many more like you. I agree with you that we should seek peace with our neighbors before war, the question is ,however, how do we carry it out? Even in the recent example you cited, namely Dalmatia, there was far to much hesitation, in my opinion, before deploying the legions; resulting in unnecessary death and destruction . Citizens in some provinces still oppose the deployment all together; they fear this relatively small conflict will result in an even larger conflict and suggest that, after all, this local conflict is none of Rome's business. I disagree. We should have been involved earlier to prevent it from getting this far out of hand. As the leaders of the Imperium Romanum we have a responsibility to the empire: to maintain the peace and protect our borders. If our neighbors are willing to cooerate with us we are more than willing to share the benefits of empire: peace, trade, technology. On the other hand, if our neighbors are hostile and continue to rape our wives and kill our children we have no alternative but to react to violence with force. The people of Rome must make a decision: we must either rule as the leader of the civilized world - responding to peace with peace and force with force, or be prepared to step aside and let another take our place.

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... and the voters respond:

Flavius -- Jan 9
...To count with my vote, Il signore Carlo Magno, must provide further (easier) clues on the combination.I hope to hear from you soon! Grazie, Flavius.

Carlo Magne -- Jan 9
flavius, i C you drive a hard bargain!! however, at this stage in the game, with only two committed votes (not Xcepting my own), i'm willing to go the extra mile for my beloved constituency. ...

Kutlu -- Jan 15
Hey cives why do you still hesitate to give your support to Carlo Magne for the next elections. etiam faveo Carolo Magno. mandemus eo consultatem quam ille valde petit. nonne consentitis?

Carlo Magne -- Jan 16
I don't know about all this latin stuff, in fact I never actually learned how to read or write (much less navigate the internet) - I only manage to post these messages with the help of an assistant from that island you call Britania. The only latin I know is -- Renovatio romani imperi -- "Revival of the Roman Empire", and that is my aim!

Hibernicus -- Jan 24
(expresses concern as to the fates of Apicius and Trimalchio) ... If you really want our votes Carlo Magne, then tell us who "Cybersites" truly are. What exactly do they do with people who are brave enough to stand before the plebs and tell the truth? And who is running the Pretorian Guard - in fact who is running this Empire of ours, and with what agenda? Yours, still searching for the gate, still loyal to the republic Hibernicus

Carlo Magne -- Jan 30
My dear Hibernicus, I share your concern about the mysterious dissapearance of of those called Trimalchio and Apicius. However, I have it on good grounds that these, after tempting the gods with their mischievious trek through forbidden territorry (whether it be real or imaginary, I cannot say) were swept away by a huge eagle, one in each talen, never to be seen or heard from since. Being not a soothesayer myself, I cannot interpret precisely the meaning of this omen, but an old hag in the marketplace warned me that they may not be the last! Upon hearing this terrible news I immediately returned home, burnt incense for three hours, offered three portions of meal and a bowl of warm goats milk to the gods and received this response: "DO NOT DOUBT THE CYBERSITES GODS. WE ARE BENEVOLENT GODS. IN THE WORLD OF S.P.Q.R. YOU ARE SAFE. KNOW ONLY THAT THE NARROW MAY IN TRUTH, BE THE BROAD." After ruling out a possible reference to my skinny wife, I am convinced that this revelation must have something to do with the entrance to chapter 2 but gives no insight as to WHEN. I hope this limited information helps you, dear Hibernicus. Be patient, keep a watchfull eye, and avoid large birds flying overhead (a helpful piece of information even when not in SPQR!) . I am, as usual, your faithful servant, Carlo Magne.

Carlo Magne -- Feb 9
Gaius you are a worthy opponent! I fear for both of us (and the empire), however, because the average Roman citizen seems to have lost interest in that most noble of causes - politics. I thought it would never happen in a thousand years - yet all I hear these days is "where's Chapter 2, Chapter 2, Chapter 2"! Don't they know there must be a leader for Chapter 2!?!

Carlo Magne -- Feb 9
Caecilius, I understand you have an excellent voting record. Never missed an a vote count. Always went with the best candidate. Well, have I got a deal for you! It just so happens that I'm running for consul in the next election (I like the way that sounds: "CARLO MAGNE FOR CONSUL") and I know the combination which you so earnestly desire. Now, I'm not suggesting that I would buy your vote (that sounds so taudry) - but if I were to give you some assistance now I'm hoping you might find some way to help me down the road a bit (i.e., at election time). What d'ya say? In the meantime you might find one of my previous postings helpful - but remember the name: Carlo (Rex) Magne, Charles The Great, Charlemagne - for consul (and free "Ladies Night" at the chariot races every Thursday evening)!

Venusta -- Feb 10
Citizen Carlo Magne! You seem to believe that the populus romanum is misguided in its desire for Chapter 2. True, we need a leader, but until we can enter the next realm you are asking us to rely only on campaign promises. And we all know what *those* are worth. I must say, however, that I am quite inclined to give you my vote, as you seem to enjoy the favor of the revered Cybersites gods, and the Ladies' Night at the Chariot Races ain't bad either.

Magaera -- Feb 10
(mentions QIN)... Carlo Magne, I would vote, but alas, like FeAudrey, I have no vote. But you'll have my undying gratitude if you can intercede on our behalf with the Cybergods!

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... a Few of Us Start to Worry


FeAudrey -- Apr 3
Shellicus asks what we can do while waiting for Chapter 3. I was about to say that we should return to what we doing before Chapter 2 was released, which was electing a consul. And then it struck me that nothing has been heard from our candidates since martial law was declared. Could Carlo Magne be languishing in the Tullianum while we admire the views from the top of Severus?

Shellicus -- Apr 3
I could have sworn that I passed the esteemed Carlo Magne in the Cloacus Maxima. I had dropped my torch, and it was so dark... He was determined to find his way out without my help. Perhaps we should send a search party? Anyway, I say that it's an appropriate place for all politicians!

Sybil II -- Apr 4
So, I remember about GAIUS CELLICUS NASO that was one of the pretender to Consul position, the other one was CARLO MAGNE. What about them ? No messages and no news about them in Chapter 2 discussions. Does it mean that we have no candidates to vote right now ?? The lists are open ! Please put your name here if you want to be voted and tell us (roman citizens) what are you plans. SYBIL

FeAudrey -- Apr 10
Could Leo the Wise's courage be outrunning his wisdom? All previously announced candidates for the Consulship have vanished suddenly and mysteriously. I do not want to see our community diminished any further. I am uneasy about continuing the campaign under these circumstances.

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The Trium-Feminate Proposal:


Trimalchio -- Apr 25
Are the elections back on then? I never took part the first time round, since - as a millionaire equestrian and a dedicated Epicurean - my only real concern is that the finest fishpickle continues to flow from Hispania, and that the extinction of the Asia Minor peacock is delayed until at least after my death. (You like ostrich steak? you know nothing my friend....) However.......in my humble view the Imperial system is both an absurdity and a provocation to such as Calamitus, and the old republican system fell apart in a chaos of male hormonal hubris. The only (brief) periods of stability our Empire has ever known were under the two Triumvirates. My election platform, therefore, is that we gently retire the Emperor, and replace him with a "Triumfeminate" of Megaera, FeAudrey and Julilla. We men should put martial valour behind us ( face it, cives Romani, we already have Western Germany, who the hell wants the east anyway??)and hand civic matters over to these three eminently competent women of Rome. Humbly, I ask you - Support the Triumfeminate, Even Calamitus will blanch before such a power!

Julilla -- Apr 25
My, my Trimalchio, how many sesterces do we owe you for this nomination?? Speaking for myself, that's the best offer I've gotten all week! Maybe we also need to take a scroll from the books of the Greeks and form the Lysistrata League to bring Rome into line, or reincarnate Cornelia the Mother of the Gracchi. Thanks, O Trimalchio for the very flattering nomination.

Megaera -- Apr 25
(some flattering comments about this page) Trimalchio, I am truly honored. But as a Greek, am I eligible for your elections? My sister Furies will get their noses out of joint!

FeAudrey --Apr 25
I am as honored as I can be by my nomination to the Triumfeminate by a man of Trimalchio's values and judgement. Certainly, no announced candidate knows more than I about keeping a good table.

But I must decline. Cornelia could not be prouder of her children than I am, and I hope mine will be credits to their house and their city. However, if I compare myself to Augustus, the Antonines, Diocletian... I might be an improvement on Caligula or Commodus, but let us hope it doesn't come to that.

Of the other ladies nominated:

Megaera's Greek origin certainly wouldn't disqualify her; we have had Emperors (good ones, such as Hadrian) from further away than that. And, I would think that far from having their noses out of joint, her sister Furies' would show their solidarity by supporting her in every way.

I have already taken up Julilla's reference to Cornelia. Her mention of Lysistrata is another matter. I am not at all attracted to that -- poor husbands those ancient Greek ladies must have had to part with their companionship so easily! And what would advocacy of such a thing do to my own daughters' marriage prospects, to say nothing of my sons' attitudes towards theirs?

So I think that I will keep to the station I have, rendering such service to Rome as I can by raising good citizens, keeping an eye on our consular candidates, and contributing as I can in towards resolution of the immediate crisis.

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