the following is I a foward to a book that doesn't exist, called the Diary of Mr. Face... enjoy:


     Dear reader (as I see that you do not have enough money to be a buyer),
this was (if you're lucky this is) the latest version of the diary. I will admit that if I can keep interest in Mr. Face this version will soon be outdated. I hold a very low hope, which I will not try to raise, that Mr. Face will become a famous star and make me a millionaire dollars. Despite the fact that the odds are against me becoming a world class cartoonist they aren't terrible.
     So, who is Mr. Face? Well it beats me, he won't tell me his first name, but I think it starts with a B??? He really is a plain (don't tell him I said that) face, who lives a life like you and me. That's what amazes me. It's hard for a boring cartoon to have a main character who is normal. I would have to guess that normal characters are what make many cartoons funny. This one just doesn't cut it.
     Well, I know Mr. Face is boring, but for the sake of argument lets say he isn't. What I have found very important is how the average reader (not that you're average ( well you probably are(n't ( above average, probably below))). Sorry about that, as I was saying, most readers react the most to Mr. Face's face (that is the idea), the smiles, the eyebrows, that is where Mr. Face gets all of his emotions. They say you can't judge a person by their appearance, but when it comes to most people, they wont exactly let you cut them open. What's left??? A face.
     Wow, did I talk (write) to much or WHAT!!?? Well, I guess its time to present a fully colored (which is rare) MR. FACE!!! (This is where the band plays music)
     He's a little nervous (or he hates you). Well, if you plan on reading everything following this introduction (which I can't believe you're reading) then you better become good friends with him.
     Well, just so I don't have to bother writing the following line on every page I'll write it here: This collection of cartoons has been brought to you by 14+ years of nothing better to do, and Viewers (readers???) like YOU. Listen, I'd love to say that the last part of that was true, but, (and I do find myself guilty) I think that anyone who reads a forward is either crazy, or crazy. I'd especially say I'm crazy for writing this. But still, if you don't give me lots of money NOW I don't think that I will put you in the credits of this book, and I wont include you as a "Viewer like you".