Gordon's Big Fan Fiction Archive!

This is my archive of fan fiction, cultivated by an imagination which was influenced by television, literature, and one too many caffeinated beverages. I do want to say that, legally, these are posted for you to read and enjoy, but are not to be recopied in another forum without my express consent. For the record, all things Dark Shadows are copyright 2001 Dan Curtis Productions, Inc., the Kids in the Hall are copyright 2000 the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation, all things Doctor Who are copyright 2001 the British Broadcasting Company, and PsychoBabble (and everything else) is copyright 2001 GRD Enterprises. Anything that is a crossover between two of these shows will be listed twice, so Strange Gothic (for example) will be under Dark Shadows and Doctor Who. Happy reading, and enjoy!

It's the Gothic Soap Opera that ruled the airwaves on ABC daytime from 1966 - 1972, and on NBC Prime Time in 1991. I've written many fanfic stories -- some of which have appeared in the fanzine The World of Dark Shadows -- and here they are for you to enjoy!

Strange Gothic - a DS/Doctor Who Crossover. [It's in four chapters, so it's zipped for your protection. It can be unzipped with WinZip, or PKZip.]
Haunted - a story which occurs in Collinwood just before the 1897 Flashback, featuring Barnabas and Roger.
Angelique's Lament - a poem which originally appeared in The World of Dark Shadows.

Doctor Who

Yes, the venerable British science-fiction series is celebrating its 35th anniversary. Come and enjoy many of my writings which feature this character through various incarnations

Strange Gothic - featuring the Seventh Doctor and Ace, it is a crossover with Dark Shadows. [It's in four chapters, so it's zipped for your protection. It can be unzipped with WinZip, or PKZip.]
Planet of Ice, Chapter Eight , a Doctor Who Missing Internet Adventure featuring the Fifth Doctor and Nyssa.
Riding the Currents, Chapter Five, a Doctor Who Missing Internet Adventure featuring the Sixth Doctor.
Work To Do - a 7th Doctor/Ace story which takes place immediately after Survival.
Golden Age - a 7th Doctor/Golden Age Starman drabble and a half.

The Canadian comedy troupe -- Dave Foley, Bruce McCullough, Kevin McDonald, Mark McKinney, & Scott Thompson -- have given us a plethora of wonderful characters. Here's my unique take on several of those characters, placing them in situations that, well, have to be read to be believed.

My Kids in the Hall/Doctor Who Crossover Yes, I said that correctly.
The Night Before KITH-mas This will soon become a perennial holiday favorite, along with Daddy Drank and All I Got Him For a Present Was Tap Shoes.
Scott Thompson at the Park West Here's a text version of a review I wrote of the Scott Thompson show at the Park West in Chicago on 9/20/1997
My Review of Buddy Babylon:the Autobiography of Buddy Cole
Premise Beach # 1 A little skit involving those front men of evil, Simon Milligan and Manservant Hecubus

Psycho Babble: My Online Column

Here's back editions of my online column, zipped up and ready for you to peruse and stuff. Everyone has an opinion, and I'm no exception. I hope these are interesting, thought provoking, and inspire you to rage, rage against the dying of the light. Or the Spice Girls.

Psycho Babble : my online column which very few people read. Check it out!
1996 PsychoBabble Archive [zipped for your protection!]
1997 PsychoBabble Archive [zipped for your protection!]
1998 PsychoBabble Archive [zipped for your protection!]

Other Places You Can Find Me

Yes, I write for various other places, free of charge, and have done some other stuff. Here's some places cooler than the Library of Congress, where my grubby little prouberances have left greasy prints.

The Shrubbery: Adventures In Maturity - This is my regular "column" for this zine per month. While you're at it, check out...
Gordon's Greatest Shrub Hits - More old stuff my me.
Everything I Needed to Know I Learned From the Marx Brothers : This contains some pearls of wisdom that I contributed to the Marx Brothers Mailing List. See if you can guess which ones I wrote!
Bullwinkle's, er, I mean, Gordon's Poetry Corner
Pink Frost - This is a new piece of fiction from my head, sprung like Athena, or something.
Fiction Romance - A short story written in my college days
Comedy Community - I write a semi-regular "Open Mike" column for Prodigy. Check it out!

If you have any questions/comments, or would like to just say stuff, feel free to e-mail me!