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story: A Lady's Guide to Dining Etiquette
New York Corner: Deux Ducasses by John Mariani QUICK BYTES
A Lady's Guide to Dining Etiquette Having
already published "A Gentleman's Guide to Dining Etiquette" (http://pages.prodigy.net/johnmariani/040726/)
I
called upon my readers to contribute what they considered good
etiquette for women out to dine. Here are the results, with
grateful
thanks to all those who contributed: Suzanne Wright, Melissa Libby,
Miriam Silverberg, Martha Tiller, McCall Mastroianni, Nicole Hunnicutt,
Marissa De Long, Marsha Palanci, Janet
Isabelli, Beth Flintoft, and John Curtas. A Lady . . .
2.
. . . never undertips.
4. . . never orders the most expensive items on the menu.
5. . . . always makes arrangements ahead of time
about the bill, if she's
paying.
10.
. . . never takes more than 10 minutes to decide what to eat.
11.
. . . never gives her number to a bartender in the middle of a
date.
12.
. . . never goes to the powder room more than once during the meal, and
simply excuses herself from the table without explanations of where
she's headed. 13. . . . knows her wine glass is on the right and bread plate on the left.
15.
. . . always quietly settles the bill if she's paying without
studying it
minutely
16.
. . . never discusses her diet.
18.
. . . never butters an entire slice of bread at once.
19
. . . . never orders
first until she gets the prompt from her host inviting her to do
so.
21. . . never conducts conversations on her cell phone while at the table. 22. . . . only offers advice on
what to order when she is asked.
![]() 23. . . . does not hesitate to send food back if it is prepared incorrectly. 24. . . . . never carries a bag larger than the surface of a seat at the bar. ![]() 25. . . . is expected to show up 5 minutes late, but should never arrive more than 15 minutes after the appointed time.
26. . . . never puts her
purse on
the table. 27. . . . never wears so much perfume
that it interferes with the food.
30.. . . . never orders a Bloody Mary
after 4 PM. 31. . . . never puts her cigarettes and
lighter on the table.
33. . . . eats like a
normal person and does not pick at her food. 34. . . . doesn't shake out the dinner napkin like a matador.
NEW
YORK CORNER DEUX
DUCASSEs I have commented often enough in
the past on my
concerns when a chef is so peripatetic and so rarely in any one
kitchen, but the talent--and resources--devoted to making Ducasse's
enterprises something quite out of the ordinary in most every case is
remarkable indeed, and
his associates and minions are trained to maintain a level of
excellence few other culinary titans have been able to sustain with
such continuing finesse. Which is not the same thing as saying
Ducasse's
enterprises are all of a kind, or even of an identifiable style, as, say, the restaurants of Wolfgang Puck or
Emeril Lagasse are.
Ducasse works in too many genres for that to be the case. What they
may lack, however, is personality. The
dining room itself (right)
looks better than ever, a bit brighter perhaps, and they've fixed the
acoustical glitch that allowed everyone in the room to hear everyone
else's conversation in the room as if through an earpiece.
Service, too, seems to have a new, more youthful gait, less
pretentious, more helpful, and always generous.
Délouvrier's cooking over the years has ranged from sumptuously classic with modern flourishes to ingeniously creative. Now it is at an ideal balance of the new and the refined, more delicate than ever, with every ingredient counting for something in tandem with the rest. With my wife and son in tow, I asked Délouvrier to do three menus for us and to have sommelier André Compeyre choose our wines, which began with Bruno Paillard Rosé Champagne, chosen from one of the deepest, broadest, and most expensive wine lists in America, although there has been an effort to offer bottles that are somewhat more affordable than the reams of $200 California cabs, $300 Chablis, and $500 Barbarescos. The first thing that struck me about our meals was how every single dish--we sampled about 20 in all--were so perfectly seasoned; we never picked up a salt or pepper shaker, and the spices, as in a lovely filet of Dover sole "en viennoise," with pepper sauce, never blanketed any other flavor. We began with dishes like wild Alaskan salmon, served just warm, with osietra caviar and a tangy "belle-vue" garnish; carpaccio of blue fin tuna came with the best asparagus I've had all summer, graced with a light aïoli and ginger condiment; sea scallops were marinated in olive oil and served rather like a tomato cocktail, while duck foie gras with a lemon-date marmalade had just the right balance of fat, sweet and sour. Best of all was a little cocotte of green peas simply cooked with butter and crayfish, a dish we could have eaten much more of and skipped the rest of the meal. Main courses were every bit as impressive and every bit as light. Striped bass was cooked "en barigoule" with baby artichokes, with which Compeyre's choice of a 2000 Alain Voge Fleur de Crussol was inspired, since artichokes fight with 99% of the wines in the world--and always win. I found a tart of lobster a little chewy and the citrus emulsion oddly metallic in taste, but squab was wonderfully gamy, but not too gamy, served with duck foie gras, asparagus and black olives, with which a 2000 Nemerever Vineyards Cabernet Sauvignon was superb. By comparison sautéed rack of veal was merely delicious, not exceptional, but the creamed morels added marvelous luster to the dish. Next came several perfectly matured cheeses, with a 2000 Conterno Fantino Mon Pra from the Langhe district of Italy, followed by baba au rhum (with a rum of our choosing from several on a cart), various chocolate marvels, coconut mousse, juicy sorbets, then a parade of cookies, candies, marshmallows, and cakes, which we enjoyed with a sip of 12-year old El Dorado Demerara rum. This was definitely the work of a master chef, whose personality is writ large in every dish. Ducasse has done New York, and, essentially, himself, a great favor by bringing Délouvrier back to the Essex House, where he is cooking better than ever, seemingly unfettered by all except the desire to be the best. Three courses here cost $150, four $175, and a grand seven-course plus tasting menu of the kind we enjoyed, $225. One last note: they've got to do something about the tiresome, byzantine telephone message you get when you call. Is it so difficult to have a human being answer the phone these days? MIX (68 West 58th Street; 212-583-0300;
www.mixny.com), Ducasse's
more casual NYC venue with restaurateur Jeffrey Chodorow, is quite
another thing, and it too has had a change of style and chef.
When it first opened last fall, few knew what to make of the oddly
configured menu; At the time I wrote, "The menu is
broken into 'First of Mix,' which are starters and soups; 'Must of
Mix,' which doesn’t make any sense in either English or French but
explained on the menu as 'To share or not to share, as
you
prefer'; 'Second of Mix,' which are what we call entrees and the French plats,
fish and meats; and 'Third of Mix,' which are desserts. The
numerology
refers you to the pricing here: one First, one soup, one Must = “The
Mix of
Mix” at $48; three-course menu= $72, pre-theater menus = $36 and $45.
Lunch is
à la carte (main courses $16-$39) or prix fixe at $36 and
$45." The whole thing was just plain silly and wholly
confusing. (One captain told me, "I still have nightmares over
that menu!")If Mix suffered from being misunderstood upon opening last fall, it now wants very much to be loved. The current press releases contend that Ducasse and Chodorow set out to “demixtefy Mix”by clarifying and simplifying the concept while maintaining the original intentto combine traditional American favorite dishes with French flair. The menu has now changed to a regulation appetizer, main course, dessert formatThey have also gotten rid of the charmless Petri dishes some food came in. Prices, however, haven't budged much, with dinner appetizers $13-$22, main courses $26-$46, and desserts $11-$12, which is not cheap and will probably keep many people from dropping in for a casual meal at Mix. Even at lunch main courses run $26-$36, though there is a well-priced 3-course $39 lunch; two courses, $29. Chef Damon Gordon, formerly of the Blue Door on Miami Beach, has taken over the kitchen and focused everything well. Some of the signature dishes remain--the irresistible elbow pasta with ham, butter, and truffle jus, thank God!--but there is novelty here too, and I enjoyed the food much more than I had in the past. You begin with great bread from Pain Quotidien, along with Mix's signature peanut butter and jelly, cute, but its cloying sweetness will just about kill your appetite. We had excellent fluke seviche with eggplant caviar, corn blinis and spiced lime juice; a combo of Dungeness crab, with soup and a not-too-sweet, perky, very French citrus marmalade. There was everything to love about the spring vegetable vichyssoise with an enticing herb "island" floating in it, and shellfish and potato chips--very crunchy, like tempura--came with a velvety mustard sauce. Main courses include "farm-raised pork" (where else would it come from?), very good, succulent, and tender, with bitter greens, cornbread and barbecue sauce, while softshell crab had a crunchy salad with a piperade condiment, and roasted duck breast à l'orange was a superb turn on an old classic, here served with bittersweet Belgian endive. Tenderloin of bison comes with a shallot confit and sauce bordelaise. Risotto with morels and a veal broth was lovely. For dessert the holdover black-and-white pizza sounds more appealing than it is, and Four Seasons panna cotta was rubbery. The best of the sweets we tried was the Mix candy bar, which was chocolate heaven. Mix's wine list, under Bertrand Despinoy, has been priced downward from its previous stratosphere, with several affordable bottlings now. Parisian designer Patrick Jouin's decor has not changed much, with its stainless steel curtain, a translucent bar that changes color throughout the evening, a “seating module” called le bâteau, and white brick walls covered with clear rose-colored panels. The rest rooms are still fitted out with “classic Louis XV chair/toilets made of Corian.” I do wish they had tablecloths, and the Euro jazz-rock music can be disconcerting after an hour or two. Ducasse and Chodorow are determined to make Mix work in NYC (there's another planned for Las Vegas), and have made every effort to draw glam parties to the premises, as when actress Carole Bouquet introduced her excellent new Passito di Pantelleria wine there. I hope it all goes well, for Mix isn't another West Side bistro or trattoria serving the same tired menu. There's fun and good food to be had here. And now you can understand the menu.
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QUICK
BYTES * On Sept. 8
the marriage of Chinese cuisine and wine will be discussed at a 9-course banquet and
6-wine
tasting with wine expert David Rosengarten at Tai Hong Lau Restaurant in NYC's Chinatown, an event co-sponsored by Asian Women In Business (AWIB) and the New York City Chapter of Women for WineSense. $45 pp. Registration with payment must be sent to AWIB, 358 Fifth, Avenue, Suite 504, NY, NY 10001, by September 5th. * On Sept. 12 NYC’s The Mark will host the "Oregon Wine Evening" with * On Sept. 13 Renee
and Colin Alevras of NYC’s The
Tasting Room have teamed with
*
On Sept. 19 Laura
Chenel,
founder of Laura Chenel's Chèvre, and Ramona
Nicholson, proprietor of Nicholson Ranch Winery, will host
chef Cindy
Pawlcyn for "A
Day of Goats and Grapes," with Chenel speaking on evolution of goat's
cheese and the American palate; Nicholson will offer tours of the
winery. $25 pp; www.nicholsonranch.com
or call 707-938-8822.
* From Sept. 22-26 the Santa Fe Wine & Chile Fiesta will be held, with appearances by chefs including Suzanne Goin (AOC, L.A.); Cory Schreiber (Cascadia, Seattle); Eric di Stefano (Geronimo, Santa Fe), et al. A Grand Food & Wine Tasting will take place with 60 of Santa Fe's restaurants and 90 wineries. Call 505-438-8060; www. santafewinedandchile.org. ~~~~~~~~~
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