Here's a funny one... Belly of the Whale

By: John Spaar

There was a certain woman who had to travel quite a lot in her business. She did not like to fly, in fact she was very nervous whenever she had to. She however always took her Bible with her and read it for comfort. On one particular flight a man sat next to her and when he saw her Bible he kind of chuckled to himself. When she picked it up to start reading he looked at her amusingly and inquired,"Do you really believe everything that is in that book?" to which she replied," Of course, It is the Word of God and I believe it." He then inquired about the whale man and she returned,"If you mean Jonah then yes I do." The man then asked how a man could possible live in a whales belly for 3 days. The woman explained that she did not know , but when she got to heaven she would ask him. The man then replied somewhat rudely,"What if Jonah doesn't go to heaven?. To which she quickly answered.."Then You can ask him...