Another Dose of Laughing Gas »»
Everyone is familiar with Alexander Graham Bell, father of the telephone, and those historic first few words ever to be successfully transmitted by phone, as spoken by Bell to his assistant: "Mr. Watson, come here; I want you." However, contrary to popular belief, there was actually more spoken by Bell during that first phone call: "Mr. Watson, come here; I want you...... I want you now! I want you oh so very badly! I want you like I've never wanted anyone before! Watsey-poo, my strapping young lad, get in here quickly! What's taking so long? Hey, don't forget to slip into that sexy little outfit I..." Unfortunately, at this point, the call was mysteriously disconnected and we shall never know of the outcome... On the bright side, some text books also credit this as the first official obscene phone call.
Another Dose of Laughing Gas »»
