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Someday, I'd like to really see someone actually "beat the crap" out of someone else. I hear tough guys use this expression all the time, but I've never witnessed an actual "crap-producing fight", as they are sometimes called. Apparently, beating someone senseless, or even to death like in the good old days, simply isn't good enough anymore. Now, to prove ones strength, you essentially have to punch someone just hard enough to empty their bowels.... I would assume to perform an official "crap beating" (as it is oftentimes referred to in rulebooks), one would have to aim and pummel around the stomach, intestines, and the entire digestive system region to help with the whole evacuation process. I'm guessing that fighting after a full meal isn't a wise choice... Anyway, I can't wait until "Crap Beating Championship Bouts" are an official Olympic event! You'd always know who the definite loser was... Yup, I'd watch that!!
Another Dose of Laughing Gas »»
