I can pretty much tell when a professional boxers fighting days are numbered. Those big crazy oafs. Here's what I look for: When he enters the ring, if he's wearing a sock puppet on one hand and an oven mitt on the other instead of his usual boxing gloves, well that's a pretty good sign that he's been punched in the head WAY too many times already. Apparently somethings been knocked loose in the old noggin. So, take my advice: Put ALL your money on his opponent... You know, there aren't many professions where you can get paid to actually pummel someones face for a living... although accounting comes to mind.
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