Laughing Gas: Humorous Ramblings
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When I was a kid, I was completely addicted to candy cigarettes. I could go through a carton a day. I tell you, there's nothing quite as relaxing after a hard day at recess than the smooth, refreshing taste of a tiny little sugar stick dangling from your lips. None of those fancy fruit-flavored soft candies for me. No sir, just give me the hard stuff: pure 100% sugar!.... There should have even been surgeon general warnings on each pack: "May cause uncontrollable sugar frenzies and the urge to bounce off walls"... Yup, candy cigarettes and beer-flavored Kool-Aid. It doesn't get any better than that... Unless, of course, I'm having a bowl of "Pre-Sweetened, Sugar-Coated, Sugar-Frosted Sugar Cubes" for breakfast!! Yum! I'd be all hopped up on sugar until lunchtime!
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