Laughing Gas: Humorous Ramblings
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It's a good thing my family aren't a bunch of cannibals. Hey, don't get me wrong. I'm sure Moms mouth-watering homemade spleen souffle, bladder soup and lung appetizers would have all been quite scrumptious. (Mmmm. They're to die for!) And, of course, there's always "Flesh Helper" just in case you need to perk up that unsavory human casserole. I'm just saying, after a while, I'd probably get a little tired of eating friends and neighbors all the time... (Besides, I'll bet they taste a little like chicken...)
