In case you haven't heard, for years now I've been trying unsuccessfully to disprove the age old theory that cats always land on their feet.  I've dropped hundreds of upside down felines from various heights and objects.  Oh sure, they may be a bit confused at first, most cats are anyway, but somehow they always land on their feet.  I've tossed them from bridges, scaffolding, ladders, roofs, and even low flying planes.  I've even snuck up from behind sleeping cats on windowsills and pushed them out of a 7-story building,  but still no luck.  I am currently considering cat hypnosis.  In conclusion, I will continue my lifes work until I succeed...By the way,  I don't recommend climbing a high tree while holding onto a cat.  I still have deep facial scars from that day...

 

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