I've seen enough movies to know that when the mob says they're going to fit you with "cement boots", they're not talking about taking you shopping at the mall shoe store for some stylist new fashionable footwear. Believe me, these shoes ain't coming off. However, I figure if I am going to be, as they say, permanently "sleeping with the fishes", then the least they could do is also fit me with a nicely tailored, designer 3-piece cement suit and matching cement tie and cement handkerchief. Maybe top it off with a cement hat, cement belt and a pair of cement socks just to complete the ensemble. C'mon guys, if I'm going to my watery grave, at least dress me for the occasion. (Hmm?... or should I go with the cement ascot scarf instead?)
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