Laughing Gas: Humorous Ramblings
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I just can't imagine cows really having much of an exciting life from day to day. Oh, don't get me wrong. They've definitely perfected that whole grazing lifestyle. Hey, they can outgraze even the best of us. I'm just saying, there's only so much grazing you can do in a day before boredom sets in and you're ready to just run off to Tijuana with the stud bull... But then again, for all we know, cows could be having secretive wild, swingin' parties in the barn every night. Maybe hooking themselves up to the automatic milking machines and getting friendly with the mechanical bull. Who knows? It could happen... You'd be amazed at what you can get from adult cow mail-order catalogs these days!... Moo!
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