Laughing Gas: Humorous Ramblings
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Seems to me, it has to be a lot easier for doctors to take a body part out of you, than it would be to put it back in. Tonsils for instance... snip, snip, stitch, stitch... all done... throw 'em in the trash! How hard could that possibly be? Now, let me see him put those same tonsils back in. Hmm? That's a little trickier, isn't it? Any average Joe Q. Public can easily remove a toe, finger or appendix with a sharp enough utensil. Oh sure, there's that whole loss of blood factor to deal with, but even I could remove someones ear right now with my pen... My point is, you don't need to be a doctor to REMOVE body parts... However, only a skilled surgeon can hold a beating heart in his hand (not that difficult to remove actually, trust me) and then, put it back exactly where it really goes... and not just tucked away into any old opening... That, my friends, is why I'm not a good doctor... yet.
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