If I ever entered that grueling 1000 mile annual Alaskan dogsled race, instead of using the traditional husky dog, I'd have an entire team of chihuahuas! Because, hey, they're just so dang cute with those big heads!... Let's see now. I've calculated that with the combined weight of the heavy sled, camping gear, food and myself, I'd probably need about 135-140 of those tiny yapping pooches all harnessed together just to pull everything. Oh, what a glorious sight that would be!...
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