You know, it's been a while since I've been to the hospital, but I would imagine that something like a chinch bug egg infestation deep within my inner ear or perhaps accidentally swallowing my tongue would pretty much get me immediately rushed to the emergency room. Right? Then again, on the other hand, showing up at the hospital suffering from rug burns or a belt rash or even uncontrollable flatulence would pretty much guarantee me getting sent to the waiting room for a good three or more hours... The reason I mention this is because, well you see, I've got this disembodied brain and I was just wondering, how long do you think it might take to fix?...
