Another Dose of Laughing Gas »»
Have you ever woke up with creases all over your face? Hmm? You might think those mysterious lines were simply caused by sleeping on a wrinkled pillow. Well, you don't know how wrong you would be, my friend. You see, they are actually incisions. Yes, that's right. Deep facial incisions caused by a race of cosmetic surgeon-aliens specializing in facelifts who perform these operations on unsuspecting earth victims with nothing more than some futuristic space-age scalpel. Oh, don't worry though. Their highly advanced "fusing" technology includes both a "stitchless" and "quick healing" patented medical procedure that somehow makes the incisions completely disappear, oh I'd say, about 20 minutes after I wake up, leaving absolutely no visible scars. Amazing, but true... Happens to me on an almost nightly basis... Hey, I look 10 years younger since last nights nose job...
Another Dose of Laughing Gas »»
