Laughing Gas: Humorous Ramblings
Entire Contents © by John Schlabach |
The Grand Canyon is an enormously popular tourist attraction and yet, if you think about it, visitors are traveling halfway across the country to basically see a huge hole in the ground. Quite frankly, I'm surprised more of these so-called "canyons" aren't popping up all over the place to lure in that mighty tourist dollar. It's really quite simple. Just dig a big hole in the ground. I mean, a REALLY, REALLY big hole. Start digging and don't stop. Here's a goal: Try to make it even deeper than the Grand Canyon. Before you know it, people will be stopping to take pictures of it... and buy the souvenir t-shirts! Of course, make sure you call it something catchy like "The Jumbo Canyon", "The Even Grander Canyon", "El Canyon Grande", "Bottomless Pit Canyon", "Bowels of the Earth Canyon" or even "The Whoppin' Big Ass Canyon"... Hey, I'd pay to see that!
Another Dose of Laughing Gas »»
