Laughing Gas: Humorous Ramblings
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You know, I've heard that hypnotists can help people lose weight and stop smoking... I say, with that kind of power, why waste it on someones bad habits. Think of the possibilities! If I was a hypnotist, I'd turn common everyday folk into my faithful servants that would fulfill my every need. I could command my race of marauding henchmen to seek revenge on all my enemies, gain controlling power over all of mankind, declare myself Lord of the Planet (or does Emperor sound better?) and then, ultimately rule the world!!... Of course, maybe I'd just make everyone think they're a chicken. That's always good for a few laughs...
