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Just once, I'd like to witness a plague of locusts. I've never seen a plague of anything before... To tell you the truth, it doesn't necessarily even have to be locusts. I'd even settle for a plague of fireflies... or boll weevils... or even spicebush swallowtail butterflies. Any kind of plague will do. (As long as it's not a plague of clowns!) It doesn't really matter... C'mon, they're just bugs! Put on a pair of big boots and start squishing them !!... Of course, if they're in my hair, well then, I might start to panic a bit. That's where I draw the line. Anything but a head full of locusts.
Another Dose of Laughing Gas »»
