Laughing Gas: Humorous Ramblings
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I'm amazed that with all the billions of galaxies throughout our vast infinite cosmos, someone from Earth always seems to win the Miss Universe pagent. How can this be possible? The odds of this happening every year must be astronomical. (No pun intended.) Come on, what about Miss Andromeda Nebula? She was a lovely morphing vaporous mass in her floor-length evening gown. Simply stunning... And what about the elegant Miss Alpha Centauri? Dazzling the audience with her oozing, yet quite shapely, gelatinous figure in the Swimsuit Competition and again winning over the crowd with her flawless plate-spinning performance during the Talent Competition. Incredibly achieved without limbs, I might add! How could she lose???... You know, I think the whole thing is rigged. Dang biased Earthling judges....
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