Laughing Gas: Humorous Ramblings
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We've all heard about Noahs Ark, right? According to the story, there were two of every kind of land animal aboard. I'll bet it's a good thing there weren't two of every kind of FISH too, because that would have been a huge headache for everyone. (Besides, without them, there's that extra room for the sauna!)...You just know the fish would have been complaining the whole time: "Gees, whose bright idea was it to bring us along for this ride? Can someone please just get us off this big boat already! Has anyone even looked outside lately? There's water everywhere! I don't know if you've heard, but we're fish! We do better in open water. Call us crazy, but we actually like to swim. I'm even up for a dip right about now. Who's with me?... We don't do well on boats. They make us seasick... The salmon are trying to spawn up on the starboard deck and you know THATS got to hurt!.. Besides, everytime someone gets hungry, they start eyeing us over here. No seriously, we'll be fine. We're fish, remember? Now, will someone please just give us a hand over here and throw us overboard.".....(Of course, maybe it would have been easier to just strap lifejackets onto ALL of the animals before the flood and then let them float around by themselves.)
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