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You know, I've been to Disney World and I must admit, I'm a bit disappointed with their idea of "Future World". I think kids these days need a jolt of what's really in store for them in the future. Isn't it about time they updated their happy wholesome theme rides with a more realistic attraction like "Post Nuclear World"? End-of-the-World Fun for the Whole Family!... Riders would don heavy protective outergear as they travel among the ruins of past civilizations and feel actual, searing radiation! ("It stings in a ticklish kind of way!") Witness the destruction, gloom and despair of the future! (No flash photography, please.) Beware of the mutant, two-headed underground scavenger dweller! (I figure here, they could just borrow those animatronic Millard Fillmore and Zachary Taylor robots from the 'Hall of Presidents' exhibit. No one will even notice they're missing.) And of course, the place would be crawling with thousands of those surviving cockroaches we keep hearing about. (Think of the merchandising possibilities at the souvenir stands!)... However, there could be some slight problems with the required 30 minute wade in the "decontamination pools" by all patrons before reentering the park... and the possible side effects like sudden loss of hair and brittleness of bones, but hey, that's the price you pay to experience the future now! .... It's apocalyptic zaniness!
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