What's this I'm hearing about these high-tech spy satellites way up there in space being able to zoom in onto any target with precision accuracy and take close-up photos... Hmm? Spying on me, huh? Well, let me tell you, the only thing you'll see if it's aimed down at my house are some leaves in the gutter and that frisbee thats been stuck up on the roof since last year... Oh, and while you're at it, could you let me know if I have any loose shingles?...