Someone seriously needs to invent some sort of a device that attaches to any telephone which would then allow me to send a deafening high-pitched buzz through the phone lines to disorient those annoying phone solicitors... and that someone needs to invent it NOW. Some kind of a gizmo that could suddenly cause, oh lets say, a severe splitting headache or a momentary blackout. Hey, anything to cut short those endless calls... For any of you would-be inventors out there, don't forget to include various pain-producing settings depending on the amount of damage one decides to inflict on the unwanted caller. From a mild numbing sensation simply rendering the caller unable to make complex thoughts (I'd probably just use that one for wrong numbers), to a ruptured eardrum with temporary hearing loss for those telemarketers who simply refuse to take 'no' for an answer... Hey, I'm tired of being interrupted during my afternoon naptime... especially at work...
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