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If there really are going to be time machines someday like everyone keeps saying, then don't you think we would have met at least one guy from the future by now? Just ONE. Anyone. It doesn't matter who. I'll even settle for some used time machine salesman taking a customer out for a test time travel... Well, where are you? Doesn't anyone from the future ever want to go back to these present times? Are nowadays just too boring for you, Mr. Big Shot Time Traveling Future Guy? Not enough exciting dinosaurs these days? Huh?... That's it, isn't it? I'll bet for their first trip everyone who ever buys a new time machine always sets it for millions of years ago. Right? Some models probably even have a preset 'prehistoric' button already installed for that quick time period jump. "Hey kids, pack some sandwiches. Let's go see some dinosaurs today!"... Ooooh, big scary dinosaurs. Big deal... I hope some tyrannosaurus steps on your shiny new time machine. Then you'd be pretty screwed, future boy....
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