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Kids giving you a hard time? Try this little prank: when they're asleep, slip a ransom note next to their bed that says "Leave ALL of your teeth under your pillow tonight... or else! I'll be back to pick them up later. I know where you sleep!... yours truly, The Tooth Fairy"...(For me, the hard part is trying to stifle the laughs while they're tugging at each others teeth with pliers all day.)... Of course, that night don't forget to leave an I.O.U. under their pillow saying: "Sorry, I'm a little short on change this week. I'll get back to you next time I'm in town. Here's a coupon good for 35¢ off of applesauce. Thanks for all the teeth!... sincerely, The Tooth Fairy"....... Well, that's what I'd do!... Hey, I don't have THAT many quarters!...
Another Dose of Laughing Gas »»
