If the only way to kill a vampire is to plunge a wooden stake through his heart, well then, that doesn't necessarily prove to me that he was a vampire. You know, I would think that a stake through the heart would pretty much kill anyone. Oops, too late now... Of course, then again, it's a great excuse. "Your Honor, after my boss fired me, I plunged a wooden stake through his heart... um, because I thought he was a vampire." "Oh well, in that case..."
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