Laughing Gas: Humorous Ramblings
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I've just started a great new home-based business and it's really quite easy. I'm a licensed Voodoo Acupuncturist! Here's how it works: I stick a few acupuncture needles in a voodoo doll (the ones imported from Haiti seem to work best), while at the exact same time, halfway across the country, I'm also treating some guys lower back pain. Amazing, but true! He gets instant relief and I get instantly richer. It's just that simple!... The best part is that I can do this in the comfort of my home, sitting around in my robe all day watching my soap operas!... By the way, if someone doesn't pay their bill, I find that repeatedly jabbing one of the needles between their voodoo dolls eyes seems to do the trick....
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