Words of advice to all residents of Emerald City and surrounding suburb Munchkinland: Stay away from that so-called "Wizard" of Oz. I'm telling you, the guy is a phony! A fake! A fraud! For years now, he's been under investigation for practicing wizardry without a license. He's only got an 8th grade education. I personally think he's mentally unstable. Hey, don't risk your life melting a witch when all you get out of it from him is some worthless diploma or cheap medal. Listen, from now on, if you're seriously in need of a brain or a heart, just have your name placed on the national organ donor recipient list... It's just that simple. Hey, even a baboon heart is better than some piece of crap ticking clock ...
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